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從Chat GPT 裡面弄出來的搞笑短篇集
ISSUE #2
Author: 月鬼
從Chat GPT 裡面弄出來的搞笑短篇集
Author: 月鬼
ISSUE #2
《當機男孩 vs 語音女王：驚天一笑宇宙崩潰篇》
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夕陽灑在車站長椅旁，光線柔得像甜點灑糖霜。

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妹妹還在地上抱肚狂笑，女孩則維持著超近距離的撩人姿勢，幾乎鼻尖都快碰到男孩了。

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男孩終於眨了一下眼，像被時光機送回來一樣，慢慢轉過頭。眼神清明，語氣冰冷而平靜。

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「……你是從哪個星球派來的降智武器？」

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女孩愣了兩秒，隨即翻了個白眼：「哼？你終於會講話了喔？系統自動修復成功是不是？」

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男孩忽然露出一抹超邪氣的微笑，那種帶點挑釁、又令人莫名心跳加速的笑。

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「那你有聽過……」他湊近她耳邊，聲音低得像要滑進耳膜裡。

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女孩：「蛤？」

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男孩：「……學貓叫嗎？」

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下一秒，他一臉正經地：「喵。」

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女孩眼神震裂三秒：「你你你你——」

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男孩沒停，語音直接切成高級模式，開啟全頻道音效：

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「喵～嗚～嗚喵～主子我餓了～餵我罐罐～喵嗚～」

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尾音還特地加了音調，像真的什麼「擬聲調整器」一樣自動美化。

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女孩臉頰瞬間紅透，像紅豆餅爆漿：「你你你、你夠了喔！！誰教你的！！太羞恥了吧！！」

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旁邊的妹妹已經笑倒在地，開始拍地板：「哥你什麼時候進化成TikTok精啦哈哈哈哈！快！再來一發！」

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男孩看準時機，忽然轉頭看著女孩，眼神柔下來，一瞬從惡搞切進深情模式。

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「其實……我剛剛當機，是因為你太靠近了。」

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他停頓一秒，聲音輕得像怕驚動她的睫毛。

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「我的系統啟動了‘喜歡你過載保護’模式。」

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就在那一刻，彷彿遠方的雜音都靜止了。

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耳邊突然自帶BGM：《小幸運》副歌淡淡流轉。

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女孩整個人像被電到，瞳孔放大：「你…你現在突然認真是想怎樣啦……」

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男孩眼神閃爍：「然後你一直在那邊呱呱汪汪，我就……太幸福了。不想回來。」

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「啊啊啊啊啊你這人怎麼這樣啦！！」女孩忍不住跳起來，抱頭蹲地。

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妹妹已經笑到抽筋：「你們可以直接公開交往了好嗎！！這根本戀愛事故現場！！」

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從Chat GPT 裡面弄出來的搞笑短篇集
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Last updated: Apr 11, 2025
Total word count: 3,061
Total reading time: 10 Minutes
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