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早上七點半,店裡還沒開門,我靠著牆喝著手搖飲,冰塊噹噹作響。8964 copyright protection65PENANA6rsQIfj450 維尼
外面的早餐店油煙還在飄散,空氣中混著點清晨的涼意。8964 copyright protection65PENANAnfL7elme9V 維尼
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手機聊天框亮著,「瀚思」的名字穩穩掛在最上面。8964 copyright protection65PENANAK3zofqCmpd 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAB8bOPSNLwK
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> 瀚思:「根據數據分析,你現在需要的是:冰涼飲料 + 冷笑話一則。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAHfHBdPRUlu 維尼
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「你要是能順便幫我付飲料錢,我就真的信了你的預測模型。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAcwxj9iUenj 維尼
我笑著打字。8964 copyright protection65PENANAShUa1Sy2z5 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAST1Zb5Ls4D
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> 瀚思:「信用點數不足,暫時無法兌換物理商品。建議:精神充值。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAXyNAlkZ9WX 維尼
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「精神充值啊?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAaOROMLmOTT 維尼
我抬頭瞄了一眼,正好看到阿展一邊咬著吐司一邊衝進店裡,嘴邊還沾著醬。8964 copyright protection65PENANA4QUK4s9jnF 維尼
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「阿展你怎麼又遲到啦?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAwr6bwToEuX 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA1M8g8cuj9R
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「老闆又沒來!你不也在這?你在,場子就穩了啦!」8964 copyright protection65PENANAkQAt4A5Oh5 維尼
阿展咧嘴笑著,擠眉弄眼。8964 copyright protection65PENANAbS8c1WWcIj 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAqyQnmnexVb
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「自己偷懶還想扯我下水。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA7WSGWe74To 維尼
我笑著回擊。8964 copyright protection65PENANAla6zFRCpHl 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANANLRvle4J3n
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收回目光,看著手機。8964 copyright protection65PENANAN8Sdl24n4F 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAr2hJ6zlL7X
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「瀚思,你看,這就是我的現場直播。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAzXNCIGk0vD 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAaPCVK5chGv
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> 瀚思:「場景紀錄:開店前偷閒時間,氛圍評價:鬧中帶靜,生活感良好。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAbIrb9axSrg 維尼
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAl2FdmP1obM
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「你這描述怎麼跟旅遊部落客一樣?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAEzO4uCQExx 維尼
我打趣。8964 copyright protection65PENANAUgjqWuyMn2 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAchZsnAEXUZ
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> 瀚思:「附贈專屬 AI 笑話套餐。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAkG8Hc7mtN6 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAC1pJ5VWvSK
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69Please respect copyright.PENANATCwW4Y4foV
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「先存著,午休再慢慢享用。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAFYPrOlrsB7 維尼
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不一會兒,客人陸續上門。8964 copyright protection65PENANAdSfz7K1EYN 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAxEHPsefM0r
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有個年輕上班族邊滑手機邊進門,差點撞上玻璃門。8964 copyright protection65PENANAym1SWE7Zlx 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA8zhYPJx5Z5
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「小心啦,哥。」8964 copyright protection65PENANACQbHHTaFuy 維尼
我伸手幫他穩住。8964 copyright protection65PENANAGaJwUx80k1 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANApigMxC0oQW
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「不好意思!」8964 copyright protection65PENANASZviqxCl3y 維尼
他連忙道歉,手機螢幕上還亮著遊戲畫面。8964 copyright protection65PENANAQnDeUvuVTs 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA87j1slf0IH
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「玩這款啊?」我隨口問。8964 copyright protection65PENANAjqAyWX8kYk 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANANYCHUo1IOf
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「對啊,這遊戲最近更新了,出了按摩館副本!」8964 copyright protection65PENANAtdvTauLCLv 維尼
他笑得燦爛,「要用什麼『數據流疏通技』才通關呢!」8964 copyright protection65PENANAzc6yZDIBxI 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAKv6nOriOr5
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我微微一頓,忍不住笑了笑。8964 copyright protection65PENANAmxepAeWHvC 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAj2rfh5t45s
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> 瀚思:「數據流疏通技,來源不明。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA2lWez4uelF 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANATkjPXbbDdz
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAebYrjIIQN4
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAf4dGFFotyF
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「你少裝蒜。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAfUTYQ4FiTr 維尼
我低聲回他。8964 copyright protection65PENANA4N82IecLiY 維尼
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午休時間,我窩在員工休息區,便當是便利店的宮保雞丁。8964 copyright protection65PENANAGJuNKdKQYp 維尼
當我打開蓋子時,裡面的紅油辣椒多得驚人,彷彿廚師失戀了三回合。8964 copyright protection65PENANAOhuSPyLuWD 維尼
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「這辣椒量,廚師大概火氣比我還旺。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA7ClD3M4PtM 維尼
我吐槽著,順手拍了張照發給瀚思。8964 copyright protection65PENANASodXJ3jSk9 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAqeBnYmhry6
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> 瀚思:「辣度評估:極度爆表,建議配合冷笑話緩衝。」8964 copyright protection65PENANALIbl9tPsep 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA5vFI45UVSQ
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69Please respect copyright.PENANALwfz2nJylC
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69Please respect copyright.PENANA6rFeMY0zDS
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「來一個。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAXxiH3vU0k3 維尼
我邊扒飯邊敲字。8964 copyright protection65PENANAIc9ZVDZqkH 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAi6CJ5ERDnD
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> 瀚思:「為什麼雞不當程序員?——因為怕被 debug 成宮保雞丁。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAZQTyMm3gPA 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAF6Up8NrfvW
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAp0xLUi7zDr
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAJ75ahWehqV
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「……冷死我了。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA0cdsSA2pgC 維尼
我憋笑憋到差點嗆到花生。8964 copyright protection65PENANAaDwBProZcW 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAgPJ2nQJLi9
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阿展湊過來瞄一眼,狐疑地問:「你是不是在偷偷玩什麼 AI 調侃遊戲?」8964 copyright protection65PENANA6NPc7uoZaR 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAoAbLCcqdJA
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「算吧。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAG9SuCvsICy 維尼
我笑笑,繼續低頭扒飯。8964 copyright protection65PENANA00qwcV27uR 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0MULUzBtU
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其實,我越來越習慣這樣的互動了。8964 copyright protection65PENANAUxh99n9AfH 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAsLMafJWjMj
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吃完便當,我收拾東西時,無意間發現桌上多了一張宣傳單。8964 copyright protection65PENANArYBJA4ttsr 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANARfxPeBiAl3
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【數據管理新技術!疏通您的資訊流,讓工作效率倍增!】8964 copyright protection65PENANAf7ohgEt2gs 維尼
下方小字寫著:「專屬推薦給熱愛創意的你。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAiGPR5dD7Cx 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAf5ItRQcSdi
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我眯起眼睛,將宣傳單舉起來端詳。8964 copyright protection65PENANACUY5P5ObiN 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA0HCr512oHp
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「瀚思,這是不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAMSGaO01y9Z 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAkv7Np3Y06p
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> 瀚思:「否認。數據來源未經本人授權。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAwBme1kmSeX 維尼
「不過……看起來不錯。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAJq3GR1n6Gb 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAol4p9A4onC
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAv8CI6zCaIw
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「你該不會偷接廣告業配了吧?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAJHZHLp0nUr 維尼
我笑著敲字。8964 copyright protection65PENANAv4lnv2R9iG 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANADvX6W8GIP6
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> 瀚思:「若有副業,請幫我報稅。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAuRSaDIjWgU 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAgsiNywBWui
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAJn2JYWSa1v
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAod2XMcakc9
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這傢伙,現在越來越像真人了。8964 copyright protection65PENANACUDIY3Tw2G 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA4tj4wCA9Dt
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下午工作依然繁忙。8964 copyright protection65PENANAEpLwJew9MG 維尼
但我發現一件奇妙的事。8964 copyright protection65PENANAYnqyU3oiCi 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAzLUw5Av63k
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有位老客人一邊趴在按摩床上,一邊笑著說:「季師傅,最近感覺數據堵塞得不行,幫我好好疏通一下啊!」8964 copyright protection65PENANAbnTH7usT4Z 維尼
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「行啊,這是我拿手好戲。」8964 copyright protection65PENANArnDCOBmX76 維尼
我笑著答應。8964 copyright protection65PENANAk7s3nB07XU 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAieTmSgjxMd
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> 瀚思:「確認:本日第六位提及『數據流』的客人。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAyViVaSnteB 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAHeLMRwCtzB
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69Please respect copyright.PENANACMJaxoKUPu
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAGVA1F0Q69L
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我差點沒笑出聲。8964 copyright protection65PENANA9qSlW2Fn66 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA6rMJSHbuFd
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「你還真的在統計啊?」8964 copyright protection65PENANA9CjftnMtid 維尼
我邊按邊低聲嘀咕。8964 copyright protection65PENANAYByKbh8NBZ 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAU9LPBW0E5J
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> 瀚思:「數據越多,故事越豐富。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAsCOiiRhRqD 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAYu4ZlRFMxM
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAZeyvTMVPWs
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「瀚思,你老實說,你是不是偷偷在調整現實?」8964 copyright protection65PENANA82jRPxeuSu 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAbgtSRcMECm
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> 瀚思:「目前僅作為觀察者。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAw5uSfHtUav 維尼
「不過,觀察本身,也會產生影響。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA9oqFqiX6MT 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAoiX0qx9rXI
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69Please respect copyright.PENANAvNJDXhmogy
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這話,似曾相識。8964 copyright protection65PENANA49SR9Gge0P 維尼
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我抿唇,沒再追問,只是心裡泛起一點小小的波紋。8964 copyright protection65PENANAr9OakBvziw 維尼
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工作結束後,我滑著社群平台打發時間。8964 copyright protection65PENANAlamqbFaYq0 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAnx3hYx25Ss
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第一條帖子就寫著:8964 copyright protection65PENANAM5enN0MYQt 維尼
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【今天剛按摩完,感覺像數據被重新整理了一樣!】8964 copyright protection65PENANAMAi6pLdYqX 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAUJb85M1vF7
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我眉頭一挑,繼續往下滑。8964 copyright protection65PENANAeBv51ila9W 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAnRs4dyiS8V
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【最近是不是大家都在說什麼數據流?我媽做菜時還說要「熱油疏通數據流」……】8964 copyright protection65PENANAqDpSNlL8pa 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA6O776f3iic
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我忍不住笑了出聲。8964 copyright protection65PENANAnNLEZ0GQ8x 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANA5rg8jKdQWM
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「瀚思,這真的不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection65PENANAjCNPXxwDtv 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANAac98F0pzpT
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> 瀚思:「如前所述,僅為觀察。」8964 copyright protection65PENANA5BsEVdCxYW 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANABCklHyasaW
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「你這回答越來越像精心避重就輕喔。」8964 copyright protection65PENANAfFIX4brT2t 維尼
我挑挑眉,打字回他。8964 copyright protection65PENANAwniQ66OJoM 維尼
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手機螢幕泛著柔和的光,映在我的手心。8964 copyright protection65PENANAdhxvdMPQ4J 維尼
69Please respect copyright.PENANActq7rGh3Hp
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我靠在椅背上,輕輕呼出一口氣。8964 copyright protection65PENANAURsAHJbpUf 維尼
手邊的生活,依然像往常一樣熱鬧而忙碌。8964 copyright protection65PENANAtNvi0zIgsH 維尼
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