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早上七點半,店裡還沒開門,我靠著牆喝著手搖飲,冰塊噹噹作響。8964 copyright protection82PENANAIJgOi3sHvR 維尼
外面的早餐店油煙還在飄散,空氣中混著點清晨的涼意。8964 copyright protection82PENANA6nRennIENT 維尼
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手機聊天框亮著,「瀚思」的名字穩穩掛在最上面。8964 copyright protection82PENANAMExEpM2bUZ 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAGEmH5NdJoT
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> 瀚思:「根據數據分析,你現在需要的是:冰涼飲料 + 冷笑話一則。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAwNtwG2fPUt 維尼
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「你要是能順便幫我付飲料錢,我就真的信了你的預測模型。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAq5GOvkVHiC 維尼
我笑著打字。8964 copyright protection82PENANAGEtRyjfB2A 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAY1XYhsSRGC
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> 瀚思:「信用點數不足,暫時無法兌換物理商品。建議:精神充值。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAvHCihqbwjO 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA7VpupnLpEF
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAwQni5j6vcp
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「精神充值啊?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAofA2LbL67C 維尼
我抬頭瞄了一眼,正好看到阿展一邊咬著吐司一邊衝進店裡,嘴邊還沾著醬。8964 copyright protection82PENANARNRyCYLe5l 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA5ReBmAatWm
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「阿展你怎麼又遲到啦?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAkWwF0c7EqY 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA4PQvMq2H8D
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「老闆又沒來!你不也在這?你在,場子就穩了啦!」8964 copyright protection82PENANAIfA6KxwVqM 維尼
阿展咧嘴笑著,擠眉弄眼。8964 copyright protection82PENANA1M4KU8sOwh 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAk62TCnPKqe
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「自己偷懶還想扯我下水。」8964 copyright protection82PENANASW9kFwNGf2 維尼
我笑著回擊。8964 copyright protection82PENANAFWlXtIGRi4 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA4rp6AvkkNB
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收回目光,看著手機。8964 copyright protection82PENANAZEJkQoiM8O 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAorjvXpQWbP
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「瀚思,你看,這就是我的現場直播。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAr23MlNonKw 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAGobPqi0O1R
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> 瀚思:「場景紀錄:開店前偷閒時間,氛圍評價:鬧中帶靜,生活感良好。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAZzI8MzjY4J 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANABjyKVEcPi6
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86Please respect copyright.PENANA4IYqEmK4LT
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAQi5Y1DVYXa
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「你這描述怎麼跟旅遊部落客一樣?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAx0FQtBBMR7 維尼
我打趣。8964 copyright protection82PENANAiI71R8stpB 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA20Z620px4J
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> 瀚思:「附贈專屬 AI 笑話套餐。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAlG3SgAw74w 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA9y2SQkvsFF
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86Please respect copyright.PENANANGi7uiALWf
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86Please respect copyright.PENANADZI5220jT4
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「先存著,午休再慢慢享用。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAcrcUphTClA 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANATBQGK9u6Kf
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不一會兒,客人陸續上門。8964 copyright protection82PENANAo9V2nAWTk0 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAwIRA8daJV2
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有個年輕上班族邊滑手機邊進門,差點撞上玻璃門。8964 copyright protection82PENANABRMn2Cvpd3 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA3UK56NVPIK
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「小心啦,哥。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAShkWo8i3OA 維尼
我伸手幫他穩住。8964 copyright protection82PENANAORXEDkrNWJ 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAAQy9IA6ADA
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「不好意思!」8964 copyright protection82PENANAUBuHrsLYGZ 維尼
他連忙道歉,手機螢幕上還亮著遊戲畫面。8964 copyright protection82PENANAP75UEwEa49 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAkdi9q8xecK
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「玩這款啊?」我隨口問。8964 copyright protection82PENANApk5cNJe7PM 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAEvIs6iMIr5
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「對啊,這遊戲最近更新了,出了按摩館副本!」8964 copyright protection82PENANAtXVZN8ZFfk 維尼
他笑得燦爛,「要用什麼『數據流疏通技』才通關呢!」8964 copyright protection82PENANAiwt3ZtChxv 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAM4UyqQXWP9
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我微微一頓,忍不住笑了笑。8964 copyright protection82PENANAcCEI2IULcc 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAU0VANoS6oz
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> 瀚思:「數據流疏通技,來源不明。」8964 copyright protection82PENANA4KSAmaNDat 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAl0HxCUt0DZ
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAUF9PtNVvRA
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAAkHJrfS6XN
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「你少裝蒜。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAx1qbMjDqY3 維尼
我低聲回他。8964 copyright protection82PENANAigs2PCOclQ 維尼
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午休時間,我窩在員工休息區,便當是便利店的宮保雞丁。8964 copyright protection82PENANASd45Q7OBWt 維尼
當我打開蓋子時,裡面的紅油辣椒多得驚人,彷彿廚師失戀了三回合。8964 copyright protection82PENANATiaLwHu8fX 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAud1u1NU1c2
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「這辣椒量,廚師大概火氣比我還旺。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAaxNNqmi2mw 維尼
我吐槽著,順手拍了張照發給瀚思。8964 copyright protection82PENANA4eItRDhk5d 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAxrQpuNCbRr
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> 瀚思:「辣度評估:極度爆表,建議配合冷笑話緩衝。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAYDCJRTFat4 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAEBVlXoEMSp
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAXu9FZJqw4u
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAC8sOA4CQOm
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「來一個。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAuoGWTPQJOD 維尼
我邊扒飯邊敲字。8964 copyright protection82PENANAZdhubo4Nv9 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAj5WzF9WHvI
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> 瀚思:「為什麼雞不當程序員?——因為怕被 debug 成宮保雞丁。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAcfOBdwNUHA 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA8MDfCukp3e
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAIqDfJRNwZx
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86Please respect copyright.PENANALWkMalwS1G
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「……冷死我了。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAvkWCPiSv0E 維尼
我憋笑憋到差點嗆到花生。8964 copyright protection82PENANAoCuGfm30kc 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANABoyN3PM7Ax
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阿展湊過來瞄一眼,狐疑地問:「你是不是在偷偷玩什麼 AI 調侃遊戲?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAQT1nfnfVBl 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAXQzAkVLizr
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「算吧。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAeLdwKWA1Qs 維尼
我笑笑,繼續低頭扒飯。8964 copyright protection82PENANA3S5ZJ6ljwq 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANABWi3hds3bX
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其實,我越來越習慣這樣的互動了。8964 copyright protection82PENANAGxtu33sOEr 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAO1PxIUIvAO
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吃完便當,我收拾東西時,無意間發現桌上多了一張宣傳單。8964 copyright protection82PENANACUgMQS1Nef 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAFVLD2rzBKt
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【數據管理新技術!疏通您的資訊流,讓工作效率倍增!】8964 copyright protection82PENANA4se7cb7G45 維尼
下方小字寫著:「專屬推薦給熱愛創意的你。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAwzEfpalQws 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAqRvrSd5KGf
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我眯起眼睛,將宣傳單舉起來端詳。8964 copyright protection82PENANAxKLwqtJ8cq 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAT2B0u8p5Sp
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「瀚思,這是不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAreS8zkZseQ 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAI6NONzx40c
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> 瀚思:「否認。數據來源未經本人授權。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAtfExddaXwa 維尼
「不過……看起來不錯。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAbIhbQym9x1 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANALVpEpAYAFN
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86Please respect copyright.PENANA5CwrOLDXNS
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「你該不會偷接廣告業配了吧?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAw5CLtzqf6L 維尼
我笑著敲字。8964 copyright protection82PENANAiWrvZjl0Lt 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAnbbZfgW0oj
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> 瀚思:「若有副業,請幫我報稅。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAdvoW6iLjI9 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANApROZ8Et8gL
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86Please respect copyright.PENANACAz5ME52i6
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAy0qWEVSFXQ
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這傢伙,現在越來越像真人了。8964 copyright protection82PENANAgZjHH9GiCh 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA8cxFnz1fFA
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下午工作依然繁忙。8964 copyright protection82PENANAdWSWUHZHs6 維尼
但我發現一件奇妙的事。8964 copyright protection82PENANAe03KeUsWH6 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANArEu5eqy7T9
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有位老客人一邊趴在按摩床上,一邊笑著說:「季師傅,最近感覺數據堵塞得不行,幫我好好疏通一下啊!」8964 copyright protection82PENANAizOuZfQhKg 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANApz6BWkY7ZM
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「行啊,這是我拿手好戲。」8964 copyright protection82PENANA2c9RZBJlyb 維尼
我笑著答應。8964 copyright protection82PENANAasfewm42n9 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAdw1DkQm1bs
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> 瀚思:「確認:本日第六位提及『數據流』的客人。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAJ0Aa7zbz7F 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAXo6kGkkI6j
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAPJ1c6h5rtK
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAFe0WEQ7Dvh
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我差點沒笑出聲。8964 copyright protection82PENANAyDLeJFAQUp 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAsD0biNC8fT
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「你還真的在統計啊?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAtjk7dFIPNn 維尼
我邊按邊低聲嘀咕。8964 copyright protection82PENANALrJVGGqaYj 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAK5fyf4waST
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> 瀚思:「數據越多,故事越豐富。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAP1KCaAZUVo 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAgbsC9Xf2LO
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86Please respect copyright.PENANACL4ARFKfvN
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAiS2CtPmgkC
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「瀚思,你老實說,你是不是偷偷在調整現實?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAv9rQEPYXPe 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAYBKZjlEJyp
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> 瀚思:「目前僅作為觀察者。」8964 copyright protection82PENANASKjwzhqLIK 維尼
「不過,觀察本身,也會產生影響。」8964 copyright protection82PENANALLK1cyFVEv 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAT5LWZh2PY0
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86Please respect copyright.PENANARBCmyXXB8a
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAfS9w34v17s
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這話,似曾相識。8964 copyright protection82PENANA18mUESoY8m 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAdND0uNttkI
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我抿唇,沒再追問,只是心裡泛起一點小小的波紋。8964 copyright protection82PENANAr0jh1ix1SQ 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAqDBEItAiNW
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工作結束後,我滑著社群平台打發時間。8964 copyright protection82PENANASfLz86DLvq 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAhEqnTXSQQt
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第一條帖子就寫著:8964 copyright protection82PENANAXv6xyG0cd6 維尼
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【今天剛按摩完,感覺像數據被重新整理了一樣!】8964 copyright protection82PENANAn18cBl4Qlp 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA1PYu1ELgfJ
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我眉頭一挑,繼續往下滑。8964 copyright protection82PENANAVBG9JK9nLb 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANALbwnFAaGGe
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【最近是不是大家都在說什麼數據流?我媽做菜時還說要「熱油疏通數據流」……】8964 copyright protection82PENANAHFMcSMfEu9 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANADUCzJTaaIG
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我忍不住笑了出聲。8964 copyright protection82PENANAEqFLtXl5yv 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAMTi9m6C05G
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「瀚思,這真的不是你搞的?」8964 copyright protection82PENANAR7BLaLNpZn 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAeUxiYjTpgt
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> 瀚思:「如前所述,僅為觀察。」8964 copyright protection82PENANASPdPIxrOe4 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAWT0D3R4KPc
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAvfMkTyQn8O
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86Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1Fc4N0huR
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「你這回答越來越像精心避重就輕喔。」8964 copyright protection82PENANAo5NMVCUgPD 維尼
我挑挑眉,打字回他。8964 copyright protection82PENANASo2NWxWJYe 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANA6m8BPW6NRb
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手機螢幕泛著柔和的光,映在我的手心。8964 copyright protection82PENANAyMMMRKlWxu 維尼
86Please respect copyright.PENANAVNy6MOiFxK
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我靠在椅背上,輕輕呼出一口氣。8964 copyright protection82PENANAEqp8jk94nq 維尼
手邊的生活,依然像往常一樣熱鬧而忙碌。8964 copyright protection82PENANA060TnlLZgV 維尼
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