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不正經的來搞笑,Can I ?200Please respect copyright.PENANA9TvXivFlAN
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這年頭,當宗師顯然比當社畜好,但我無此志,只是我與宗教忒地有緣,就連阿豹介紹一份打工,都把我拉上宗教之路。8964 copyright protection196PENANAePb1ehXlIM 維尼
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阿豹常去那裏兼差已建立自已的班底,老闆說個數字他便能湊出人手,今天臨時少個人,所以把這賺錢的機會給了我,8964 copyright protection196PENANA0XmgtKHZF2 維尼
他揭曉看上我的緣由,主要是我平日面上,表情活豐富,話完對我一挑眉。8964 copyright protection196PENANA3TUzu9I9PP 維尼
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我鄭重點頭,哥平日都用眼神說話,一旦會說話的眼被紅布蓋上,這才是考人時候。8964 copyright protection196PENANAUgzvXPPoru 維尼
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到了現場,阿豹先領我上前參拜,我只可有可無的拱手,阿豹怒了:「你拜年啊?」身後大老闆也介意了,偏著脖子看我。8964 copyright protection196PENANARILnwR2Yvq 維尼
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「我跟阿彌陀佛的。」我不改己志但極謙卑的示好,案頭師父笑咪咪的出來,沈著的上下打量我,接著用國語問:「會台語嗎?」8964 copyright protection196PENANA9Jtyx2DdVb 維尼
「普通啦。」我小心的用台語答,台語我跟大家一樣,駡人那塊,比較精熟。8964 copyright protection196PENANAGSaPOsJvO6 維尼
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「很簡單,蒙上紅布坐在板凳上,跟隨指令配合演出就夠,問你看到了沒,就要說看到了。像一點。」阿豹沒好氣的一副被我漏氣的模樣。8964 copyright protection196PENANASc8EYrltB3 維尼
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我自有一種sense,心裏酌磨著要演得像幾分,這還不光是演技有沒有的問題,如今是我該不該這樣做和演技要放幾分的問題。8964 copyright protection196PENANACL2LzcVNLp 維尼
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而且我其實想閃人,但宮廟的香點起了。就好像主人已捧起酒杯,我這客人似乎不該這時候任性離場。我是以帶著禮貌的笑容但皺著眉坐著。8964 copyright protection196PENANAoKrhnFBc7y 維尼
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今天主要的兩個盤子,無意外長著常擔綱盤子的臉,降低了我的罪惡感。8964 copyright protection196PENANAyC6OJYciGJ 維尼
我們參雜打散在兩個盤子中,都被蒙上紅布。8964 copyright protection196PENANAVFJ961dED7 維尼
基於我是新手,阿豹把我拉在身邊看管,拉高他的左側紅布和我的右側紅布,首先青了我一眼。8964 copyright protection196PENANAF0SKaaU9N7 維尼
我敷衍的點點頭後,略調整紅布,坐挺拉高身形,讓自已可以由下擺稀薄紅布和空際間略知阿豹在幹麼。8964 copyright protection196PENANA6gM939n7jT 維尼
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起初師父唸唸有詞的作著法,這一串以我的閩南話功力的確是跟不來,接著大把的香薰得小宮廟煙濛濛,阿豹開始啜泣,使我沒來由有一種與他共行黃泉路的感受。8964 copyright protection196PENANAHDlzpDFouz 維尼
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他還沒由上一段痛楚走出,要落淚,只要把那破情史在腦中翻閱翻閱即可。8964 copyright protection196PENANAIB5HRXTW1r 維尼
我沒有這種暗歷史,雖然是被分手,但想到往日都算甜,要怎麼哭?8964 copyright protection196PENANAbWpGDjxHRp 維尼
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長吐口氣後,仰頭在紅布縫間望向煙霧裊裊的案前,這才了解原來我是個幸褔的人。8964 copyright protection196PENANAL668cdwzZy 維尼
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父母健康,往事傻甜,黃泉路那端,也沒想見的人,瞬間覺得被這場觀落陰法事給治癒了。8964 copyright protection196PENANAFw9opJ3xI9 維尼
人生也真沒什麼大難事,有什麼好整天放在嘴邊雙G雙Y的。8964 copyright protection196PENANAFqf1Mygi5S 維尼
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「行到河邊雙條路,有一板橋,看到啊末?」案頭師父口條溜得像在演布袋戲,阿豹班底紛紛搖頭晃腦的應有。8964 copyright protection196PENANAzs49YwClTk 維尼
我集中精神細聽右前方盤子一的反應,盤子一遲疑許久,忽然也啫嚅的說看到了。8964 copyright protection196PENANAzIGkf1k9Vd 維尼
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我笑得上身顫抖,阿豹顯然也未將紅布蓋好,腳徐徐伸來大概想踢我一腳。8964 copyright protection196PENANAeHsR0TfhV8 維尼
歛笑端身後,我望著盤子一那愚誠的身影,既然盤子一關懷過往親人,演演戲讓她滿滿心願也好。我看了此事的光明面。8964 copyright protection196PENANAPYrAYGV88w 維尼
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接著案頭師父走來專門輔導已經看到的盤子一,那想像力差點,還沒見到奈何橋影的盤子二,瞬間被泠落了。8964 copyright protection196PENANA4UUrziIFrW 維尼
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「行近橋去。」8964 copyright protection196PENANA3fSon9sK0g 維尼
「有看著船無?」師父問,8964 copyright protection196PENANAL1g2kHS52w 維尼
我朗朗一聲:「屋喔。(翻譯:屋喔=有)」打算待會要第一個登船,未料師父告誡:「船袂使踏上去。」(翻譯:袂使=不可)8964 copyright protection196PENANAWO3d37S7p5 維尼
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我立刻止步,這行不懂,勢必得謙卑點。8964 copyright protection196PENANAqSxoAwN75C 維尼
「有看到正手邊一條路無?」8964 copyright protection196PENANAaJpGHdjRNL 維尼
「屋喔。」我十分投入的又說。8964 copyright protection196PENANApemrtWyEIY 維尼
師父再告誡:「彼邊袂使去。」8964 copyright protection196PENANAQHZLJzbOBD 維尼
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那麼這下我在陰陽界處於原地踏地形態,到底該行向哪裏?8964 copyright protection196PENANABXxtEgw9mP 維尼
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「現在,要行進左手邊這條路,來喔,現在要去看你的親人了,現此時想好伊的形影,我口宣伊的生辰八字,打令向地府調人來。」師父抬高唐裝的白褲腳,踏起七星步。8964 copyright protection196PENANASddlhhV3U9 維尼
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盤子一號忽疑惑的開口:「毌對啊,上次你向天庭調,這次怎麼向地府調?阮小九九攏嘸作歹事,怎會到地府?無可能。」(翻譯:毌對啊=不對,無可能=不可能)8964 copyright protection196PENANAtrkZtGdioG 維尼
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阿豹忍不住拉動紅布,第一次遇到打槍的。8964 copyright protection196PENANAkSwSxD8qlB 維尼
我歪斜抬臉,好向縫中空際望人,盤子一繼續深七七,堅持小九九不可能落地府。8964 copyright protection196PENANAfBJ24SPuQx 維尼
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我疑式的向阿豹張嘴對彼方揚下巴,阿豹望師父呆滯中。8964 copyright protection196PENANA8MYovkMJSX 維尼
另一位師父卻忽然起乩,身穿紅肚兜,手舉腳抬的搖著繫紅布的手執鈴。8964 copyright protection196PENANA8HbLCdgrvc 維尼
案頭師父見狀,立刻緩聲抬手示意:「不可喧嘩!不可喧嘩!來,退往。」8964 copyright protection196PENANAft7lScYE5f 維尼
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阿豹聽到退往,又蓋好紅布,我也趕緊端身坐好,8964 copyright protection196PENANAGVJDo4NAAe 維尼
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「信徒係凡人,不懂陰間事,此係必然。無緣——莫勉強哪。」起乩的師父唸得是純正素還真的口調,好聽。8964 copyright protection196PENANAXWUtCDSC7B 維尼
他速速搖鈴中,案頭師父作慌張狀,引導眾人需加快腳步,若是此刻香火滅,恐有無法還陽之憂。8964 copyright protection196PENANANoqHFVWJcy 維尼
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明知是假的,但我的腎上腺素忽然飇高冒泠汗,莫名的怕香火滅。隨著搖鈴聲,我在幻境中堅持要衝第一,越過紅眼眶的阿豹,繞回河邊雙條路,踏進陽間道,額上——落下一滴汗。8964 copyright protection196PENANAqhj1qVSTdu 維尼
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師父這才緩下口氣,搖頭晃腦唸起古詩,結尾三字莫勉強,終於有聽懂。灑淨水後師父指示可拿下紅布,這才看到倔強的盤子一嘟嘴站在師父前,愀然不悅。8964 copyright protection196PENANA5MUCgMQCDC 維尼
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「阮小九九攏無作歹事你甘知?」8964 copyright protection196PENANArhVIsIg58U 維尼
師父EQ不錯的歪著頭問:「伊作歹事甘會講乎你知?」8964 copyright protection196PENANAaBz5Z5YWXw 維尼
「嗯,一隻狗要做什麼壞事?阮家小九九連沙發都知道要愛惜,從來不敢上去大便。」後面忽然用國語回辯,這下我聽懂了。8964 copyright protection196PENANAsnHwjWU8sj 維尼
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而盤子二解下紅巾卻有幾分悵然若失,路遠公車難等,還得趕回家煮飯,她看看時間,站起跟盤子一知會一聲要先離開了。8964 copyright protection196PENANAcLJpPHMpK1 維尼
那失落的眼神,難分辨是因未如想像般能見到親人,還是失落於自己怎麼糊塗了。8964 copyright protection196PENANAFR6LntFBS3 維尼
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阿豹拉拉我,我懵懂的跟著出宮,騎上機車各自分途返家。8964 copyright protection196PENANAbODdHaIHVp 維尼
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隔天阿豹代派工錢,邪笑了一下,好像對我頗欣賞。8964 copyright protection196PENANAa8ASdfQYnZ 維尼
「下次再找你?」8964 copyright protection196PENANAL5hNgADRDe 維尼
我推辭:「我怕笑場。」8964 copyright protection196PENANAo2AsilAtIv 維尼
他也笑著輕踢一腳,又邪氣的走了。8964 copyright protection196PENANArWlLuPcQVZ 維尼
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站在外面看,也許只會嘲笑這類事,竟然也能愚弄不少人8964 copyright protection196PENANAgMiBF3JS3E 維尼
站近看,你會發現人在痛苦或不完美中,都有為心找個透氣出口的本能。8964 copyright protection196PENANAB8JeUoLMo1 維尼
雖然那些情緒出口,有些很粗糙,有些很可笑,有些反添痛。8964 copyright protection196PENANAE7wruVrKKx 維尼
不過人因為這種本能,會在不完美中加添色彩,多年之後,苦過去了,疼痛忘了,那些斑爛色彩雖也螁淡,卻能在記憶長流中,留下安住心的痕跡來。8964 copyright protection196PENANAwRgQg8sMxo 維尼
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記某年某月,8964 copyright protection196PENANAgpqMdHpodD 維尼
我的陰陽路之旅。8964 copyright protection196PENANAkqerEVn8fu 維尼
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一板橋=一座橋8964 copyright protection196PENANA3FwP5FcK88 維尼
屋喔 (音譯) = 有 袂使 = 不可8964 copyright protection196PENANAAIn4MhJh1W 維尼
你甘知 = 你知道嗎。 毌對 = 不對。 無可能 = 不可能。8964 copyright protection196PENANAwI0slbTnEe 維尼
阮小九九攏無作歹事你甘知? = My 小九九從未作過壞事,You know ?8964 copyright protection196PENANAvD5VEV1Cwi 維尼
伊作歹事甘會講乎你知 = 他做壞事難道會說給你聽 ?8964 copyright protection196PENANARKXWIfYXYF 維尼
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PS。這種民俗技能真相如何,不是我這不懂的人能亂說,全是編的。特此申明。8964 copyright protection196PENANAxg1yYaZ1lA 維尼
純亂寫, 無影射,無針對, 無立場。8964 copyright protection196PENANAanxDz2fQpG 維尼
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