No Plagiarism!s7kWP7EbBTnZzSjnHrGzposted on PENANA 你們該不會以為,我之所以把G踢進我的社交名單的深淵,只是因為他那個封鎖面試電話的廢物巨嬰女友吧?8964 copyright protection83PENANAs0MubLMvjN 維尼
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天真了,親愛的看倌。我沒那麼小氣,我可不是那麼刻薄的男子。(甩頭髮)8964 copyright protection83PENANACOjVvycVHo 維尼
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故事還有續集。8964 copyright protection83PENANAkW9Wpbjnlk 維尼
話說某個時候,公司來了一波晉升潮,不是什麼大放送,而是要經過考核、上交靈魂的那種。8964 copyright protection83PENANAjSuLYKMyfL 維尼
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G很想要拚一把,準備把他那0.75倍速的職涯推進到1.25。所以不顧我的勸阻,執意要去爭食這個像神話一樣遙遠的大餅。8964 copyright protection83PENANAqoOYWEo0LI 維尼
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為什麼我要阻止他?拜託,我可是有著八卦之魂霸王色的辣個男人。我早就用我的霸王色感知到,上層其實內定要給同事Y。8964 copyright protection83PENANAdhU7dOUYT3 維尼
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所以我跟他提點了幾句,結果他不聽。果然,勇氣有時候跟判斷力是互斥的。8964 copyright protection83PENANAOq822jvWA1 維尼
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(關於Y這號人物,日後可能會專門出一篇。這人表面溫柔到會幫蚊子收驚,實際上逢迎拍馬一條龍。8964 copyright protection83PENANA5dxS59rcX8 維尼
人設是白蓮花,實際是烏骨雞——黑到底。這種人在職場上通常會順風順水,嗯,祝福他。你問我怎麼知道?哈囉~霸王色,you know。)87Please respect copyright.PENANAuU8r577b00
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Anyway,G衝了,然後摔個狗吃屎。8964 copyright protection83PENANAvvDIOkNwLl 維尼
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問題是他跌倒不會自己爬起來,他是那種會躺在地上演苦情悲劇、讓旁邊的人一起被拖進泥巴的類型。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyJrRHCJJiG 維尼
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他開始擺爛。工作不回報、不積極、不解決問題,完全進入「我不爽所以全世界陪葬」的無差別怠工模式。8964 copyright protection83PENANAFcp5l6nK3o 維尼
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然後咧?整個團隊的進度被拖爆,我每天都在當G的擦屁股天使,擦到我懷疑人生是不是這樣浪費的。8964 copyright protection83PENANA7qN2sDOM5N 維尼
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老實講,G本來就不是靠能力混職場,他靠的是「聽話」這種原始社會生存術。他的所有行為準則只有一句:「怕被罵」,所以基本上就是個用「對主管權威感到恐懼驅動的職場掃地機器人。A.K.A社畜奴的最佳典範」。8964 copyright protection83PENANA9cWFfhqTC8 維尼
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最後有天我真的忍不住了,所以大發慈悲的找他談話。8964 copyright protection83PENANAUT50vBBp6f 維尼
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我語氣溫柔、笑容燦爛:8964 copyright protection83PENANAkqUzimtWjq 維尼
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「你以為擺爛可以報復到公司?」8964 copyright protection83PENANAgholH9k1Rg 維尼
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「錯!根本沒人關心你的小情緒,這不是什麼復仇者聯盟,這是現實社會。你這種以為擺爛到上面會愧疚來給你呼呼自我感動的劇本,只會讓主管覺得你比想像中還廢。」8964 copyright protection83PENANAotIbR4FAmS 維尼
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最後我還給他一個燦笑+情緒重擊debuff,8964 copyright protection83PENANAsRN0ZVooje 維尼
然後在他的職級評鑑全部勾F8964 copyright protection83PENANAKl3wZbHiLd 維尼
讓他回去照鏡子看看自己到底有多蒼白。8964 copyright protection83PENANALLMrOlOU3M 維尼
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這不是我有多壞,而是我在幫助他。8964 copyright protection83PENANA6y6mDyKUSq 維尼
他必須認知到自己的問題,否則以後會處處碰壁。8964 copyright protection83PENANAj4eIQ4um1D 維尼
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重點是,我說這些不是為了嘴他,而是為了救他。8964 copyright protection83PENANACRiQtLGDno 維尼
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因為我的霸王色早就接收到了,Y那邊已經在跟boss不斷詠唱說壞話之術,攻擊這個手下敗將G;上面也有風聲,準備把G剁掉,畢竟他的職級跟鼻屎一樣,揉一揉就可以彈掉了。8964 copyright protection83PENANAlvxKfdOKhp 維尼
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我只是想給他最後一個生還機會而已。8964 copyright protection83PENANAZNDbGIH4GO 維尼
(我這種嘴壞心善的好人,快絕版了,說真的。)8964 copyright protection83PENANAtC2gh0AzrA 維尼
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寫到這裡,我突然發現一件事。8964 copyright protection83PENANAyNrLJwSu23 維尼
我一直嘴別人八婆,結果我寫這麼多篇才是最愛bitchy的存在。8964 copyright protection83PENANAu9DM3ob5m8 維尼
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I don’t give a sh**8964 copyright protection83PENANAVnvhWHVb0k 維尼
從今天開始,這不是厭世大叔的職場碎碎念,是一個寫實紀錄片。正式正名為《八婆叔叔碎碎念》8964 copyright protection83PENANAox1ZpKvabV 維尼
(全場燈光閃爍,燦笑轉身)8964 copyright protection83PENANAI33NBu8CYX 維尼
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