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脆文集
ISSUE #7
Author: 賈瑟
脆文集
Author: 賈瑟
ISSUE #7
3月31日 英雄救美 (沒人氣)
No Plagiarism!kXdvl2GsToeB3YoRzVkIposted on PＥNAＮＡ

英雄救美卻救到Boss級魔女的段子：

嘍囉：乖乖跟我們走！不然有你好受！

魔女：(零幀起手直接秒殺所有嘍囉)

王子：(爽颯登場)住手！我不許你們對她——誒？怎麼全倒了？

魔女：這也太尷尬了吧，就竄改一下記憶把功勞讓給你吧

274Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91ifX31Qji

更多更強的嘍囉：我們已經佈下了天羅地網，你們逃不掉的！

魔女：(再次秒殺所有嘍囉)

嘍囉隊長：難道這就是王族的真正實力嗎……(倒下)

王子：難道這就是王族的真正實力嗎？(疑惑)

魔女：對對對（再次竄改記憶）

274Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLSOLEWTkI

王子：他們不會放過妳的，但不用害怕，因為我會繼續保護妳

魔女：(根本不需要保護但拒絕不了)

王子：待在室外太危險了，我們必須暫時躲起來，悠關性命請妳忍耐一下

魔女：(求求你放過我吧)

274Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlm4cPm35f

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脆文集
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Last updated: Jul 6, 2025
Total word count: 4,523
Total reading time: 15 Minutes
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