/story/177588/脆文集/issue/5
脆文集 - 3月27日 不時以粵語遮羞的凱婷同學 (很高人氣) | Penana
arrow_back
脆文集
more_vert
  • info_outline Info
  • toc Table of Contents
  • share Share
  • format_color_text Display Settings
  • exposure_plus_1 Recommend
  • coins Sponsor
  • report_problem Report
  • account_circle Login
share bookmark_border file_download
info_outline
format_color_text
toc
comment 0
exposure_plus_1
coins
Search stories, writers or societies
Show More Tags
Continue ReadingClear All
More
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
See more results for ""
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
Turn on notifications
Later
脆文集
ISSUE #5
Author: 賈瑟
脆文集
Author: 賈瑟
ISSUE #5
3月27日 不時以粵語遮羞的凱婷同學 (很高人氣)
No Plagiarism!GkwSP8cwprcvCJvidkAyposted on PＥNAＮＡ

不時以粵語遮羞的凱婷同學

男主：凱婷你這新髮型真好看啊

凱婷：又講呢啲，我屌你老母咩～

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoKybkKtlB

男主：凱婷你要不要做做看這個心理測驗？

凱婷：好心你就on9少陣啦，成日信埋晒呢啲低能野

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuf92Yh4yY

男主：你做的餅乾好好吃啊！

凱婷：淨係識得食，食食食，食你懵啊

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1F0y9Kqjfa

男主：你在聖誕節那幾天有空嗎？

凱婷：係咪想扑野呀？咸濕仔

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWKmGEd0x4

男主：你覺得這套西裝好看嗎？

凱婷：係咁上下啦，仲要揀幾耐呀，男人老狗咁姿整

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsae29p3f4

男主：今晚吃甚麼啊？

凱婷：放工返黎就死去沖涼啦，成身臭汗係度癡身癡勢搏乜春啊？

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbChfuuqUZ

男主：不如我們再生一個？

凱婷：你當我豬乸呀？不如叫我生隊足球隊比你丫笨？

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HSSY2c1JT

男主（八十歲）：其實我聽得明廣東話。

凱婷（八十歲）：屌你呀死老野呃我咁撚耐！你唔乾脆留返拜山先講？

313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIR5iSVcVf

延伸閱讀：

凱婷： youtube.com/@hoit…

沖繩同學： gnn.gamer.com.tw/detai…

216.73.216.64

ns216.73.216.64da2
Comments
BOOKMARK
+RECOMMEND
LIKES 0
READS 309
BOOKMARKS 1
campaign Request update 0
Sponsor
Login with Facebook or Sign up/Login to comment or bookmark!
< Prev Issue
Next Issue >
Click to load the next chapter
Be the first to like this issue!
X
X
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.

Pena Coins Credit Card

×
脆文集
Comedy
Parody
Humor
Last updated: Jul 6, 2025
Total word count: 4,523
Total reading time: 15 Minutes
Writer:
賈瑟
短文 廢文 threads 梗文
Report this story
×
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:

Font Size:

Line Spacing:

Paragraph Spacing:

Load the next issue automatically


Reset to default

X
×
x
Proceed

x
Before You Publish
Please ensure your story does not contain illegal, hateful, inciting, or violence-promoting content, or any infringing, plagiarized, or spam material, and that it complies with Penana’s Terms of Use.
Penana reserves the right to remove any content that violates these rules or causes legal or community risk, and to suspend or terminate related accounts.
arrow_back
×

Select a reason:

×

Install this webapp for easier offline reading: tap and then Add to home screen.