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脆文集
ISSUE #10
Author: 賈瑟
脆文集
Author: 賈瑟
ISSUE #10
4月2日 霸道總喵(0人氣，懷疑關鍵字踩雷)
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霸道總喵的段子：

奴才：(正在用電腦)

總喵：妳只能看著我，這是通知，不是商量。(坐到螢幕前)

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzoM4PJqLc4

總喵：這隻蟑螂是賞妳的

奴才：我不要

總喵：從來沒有人敢拒絕我，妳是第一個

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhC39bzIKT

奴才：(啟動激光筆)

總喵：很好，女人，妳已經成功引起我的注意

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2F9O9ojiG

奴才：喵~喵~(學貓叫)

總喵：敢跟我這麼說話的女人，妳是第一個

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhScI72lFor

總喵：不要動，再動我不敢保證會發生什麼事

奴才：(被總喵坐在腿上，不能動)

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnOLqykfXq

奴才：(拍總喵的屁股)

總喵：妳知不知道，妳這是在玩火！

總喵：妳挑起來的火，妳自己來滅！

奴才：(繼續拍)

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQhJsmnOpb

奴才：(拍屁股時突然轉向摸肚子、後腳)

總喵：妳觸碰到我的逆鱗！如果妳想激怒我，那麼妳成功了！

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEC4DZg8ll

奴才：(總喵偷偷溜進廁所時，不小心把門和燈都關上了)

總喵：我有幽閉恐懼症！

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0hs5n3usN

奴才：(放工回家)

總喵：我要妳染上我的味道，這輩子妳都只能是我的女人(走到腳邊蹭一下)

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTNlsk23yG

奴才：(熟睡中)

總喵：妳給我醒來！我命令妳立即睜開眼睛！聽到了沒！(進行心外壓)

總喵：快來救她！救不活她，你們所有人都要陪葬！(把其他寵物也叫過來)

275Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ciWknhvEC

總喵：我談過最長的戀愛就是自戀，我愛自己，沒有情敵

奴才：現在有了

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脆文集
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Last updated: Jul 6, 2025
Total word count: 4,523
Total reading time: 15 Minutes
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賈瑟
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