No Plagiarism!SbZDK63InsSpH2FmegBzposted on PENANA 這是一場血與火的試煉,134Please respect copyright.PENANAgtQ4QcO0cw
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偷訓禁衛隊最後變成上朝講相聲的災難。8964 copyright protection130PENANAGAa0ZwEGi7 維尼
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十一歲,決定提前演練將來的軍權接管計劃(畢竟我未來有可能是個將軍?誰知道呢)。134Please respect copyright.PENANASTwxL8sEnC
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於是我穿上精心改良過的夜之貓貓戰服,尾巴是手工縫的,還會晃。8964 copyright protection130PENANA7UoKZYltho 維尼
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我給自己取了個代號——134Please respect copyright.PENANAOzDgql8RMe
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黑夜指揮官8964 copyright protection130PENANAM2IhX8OJC4 維尼
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並寫出機密軍書:8964 copyright protection130PENANA14dXh1SMwT 維尼
「奪下御花園橋頭堡」8964 copyright protection130PENANAsSYF3K9ZKM 維尼
「突襲御書房取得‘國政之筆’」8964 copyright protection130PENANAcSgAI3ttYm 維尼
「軟禁皮陛下三炷香內,逼他吃我做的蒸蛋」8964 copyright protection130PENANA4fy4tGyZSC 維尼
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沒錯,這計劃完美到連吃什麼都寫了。8964 copyright protection130PENANAh8klLP4ddP 維尼
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為此,我還偷訓了幾個看起來比較無聊的禁衛,晚上發糖、背密令、畫地圖、練口令。8964 copyright protection130PENANAPjewuUVc1p 維尼
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結果第一天,就被南末大人撞見了。8964 copyright protection130PENANAqsrvyj3piq 維尼
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「……這是什麼陣法?圍毆式狗追貓?」8964 copyright protection130PENANAmTbMqaic3o 維尼
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我咳一聲:「這是『狐行五重圍』。你沒聽過吧?」8964 copyright protection130PENANADt30vDQvk6 維尼
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他盯著我晃來晃去的尾巴,扶額道:「聽起來像發情季獵貓行動。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAGPl3L7ZPzZ 維尼
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正當我試圖把他拉下水時,布丁大人竟然自告奮勇加入了。8964 copyright protection130PENANAxlGFyIDxp0 維尼
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他居然一臉興奮地遞給我一張小地圖,上頭還標註:「御書房窗戶鬆動點」、「皮陛下午睡時刻」、「宮女交班時間表」!8964 copyright protection130PENANADh9rthuaKk 維尼
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我大叫:「你是內鬼嗎!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAc2oTDZ3CV6 維尼
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他笑得比貓還壞:「我是你唯一的『地下情報頭子』。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAQalSF8L5sH 維尼
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這事原本只是鬧著玩,直到那天……我真的發出突襲信號了。8964 copyright protection130PENANAkFvBCBM0pc 維尼
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那是一支小型煙火,紅的,點完會發出「咪」一聲。134Please respect copyright.PENANAaPX7k66dy3
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禁衛隊看到信號,還真動了!8964 copyright protection130PENANAHxrk0Ef4My 維尼
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剛好那時皮陛下剛從御書房出來,煙霧裡只聽見我吼:8964 copyright protection130PENANAnMqWxkNEv1 維尼
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「小隊一!繞後!繞後!!記得拿蒸蛋!!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAc2G3zDPwxT 維尼
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那畫面——像極了宮廷版的軍變,配糖果香氣的那種。8964 copyright protection130PENANAZ1lxelvyMy 維尼
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然後……御前高處,皮陛下的身影逐漸清晰。他沒說話,只慢慢走下階梯,手中舉著我的作戰密書——夜之貓貓筆記本。8964 copyright protection130PENANAadp4HdAH34 維尼
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「……這是什麼?」8964 copyright protection130PENANACA9hvqp3zT 維尼
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「戰術演練!」我一臉正氣:「從實戰中學習最有效率了!」8964 copyright protection130PENANAalJkJ2Kzdm 維尼
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他點點頭,輕聲說:「很好,那你就真的實戰一回。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA11TpGT4vIp 維尼
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「你發動軍變了,你知道嗎?」134Please respect copyright.PENANAcl1CEynmO4
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啪——134Please respect copyright.PENANAbzVrzoBKh1
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我被拖去御書房門前,屁股受審三掌,還要在御前模擬重演一次奪旗流程,羞到整個人想鑽地板。8964 copyright protection130PENANA6akPPF6CjZ 維尼
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他拉出一張卷軸:「來,抄這份《真正的禁衛編制與軍法》三百遍,邊抄邊背。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAYtlnSHzU2v
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「你為什麼有這種東西?!」134Please respect copyright.PENANAgT97W2NMKf
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「我預感你會幹這事很久了。」8964 copyright protection130PENANA06bwxW3tRw 維尼
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「你軍變還沒文化宣傳,我來幫你。」134Please respect copyright.PENANAVsMyY7pjJU
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於是他製作了《黑夜指揮官演習專刊》,用小畫冊畫下整個過程,連我屁股被打的畫面都上色了!8964 copyright protection130PENANAxzGdMojGPg 維尼
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然後,真正的高潮來了:8964 copyright protection130PENANA7f8LQJbDEu 維尼
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✦ 你以為結束了?134Please respect copyright.PENANAofkthrIsSF
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錯了。134Please respect copyright.PENANAWl96hENy18
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上朝報告!8964 copyright protection130PENANALjyJ1Xr00u 維尼
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隔天朝會,皮陛下當著眾大臣的面,悠悠一句:8964 copyright protection130PENANAf2f8jYW1Kw 維尼
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「今日主題,由本宮廷之『夜之貓貓指揮官』進行戰術報告。」8964 copyright protection130PENANAr5lhI87OKK 維尼
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我懷著想死的心情,站上朝台,手裡拿著小畫冊,一頁頁翻開。8964 copyright protection130PENANABtd6j4DNaN 維尼
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「這裡是我攻入御書房的時間點……這裡是布丁大人畫的我跌倒圖……這裡是蒸蛋。」8964 copyright protection130PENANARjDt5HjaWB 維尼
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群臣沉默三秒後,爆笑如雷。8964 copyright protection130PENANADrhv0J51wW 維尼
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那日之後,我被禁足七日、禁戰服一月、禁糖果兩週。8964 copyright protection130PENANAloHcwkO17C 維尼
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布丁大人畫的畫冊還被御史留檔入冊,命名為——134Please respect copyright.PENANA8hvkZUnnnw
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《宮廷危機演練記(第一卷)》8964 copyright protection130PENANA3W0qkxPn3Y 維尼
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南末大人說:「還會有第二卷嗎?」8964 copyright protection130PENANABGiftklUUU 維尼
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皮陛下看著我,挑眉說:「看她什麼時候再發情……我是說,發瘋。」8964 copyright protection130PENANADii7Mr3J6H 維尼
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我:「……我只是熱愛軍事而已QAQ」8964 copyright protection130PENANAaWw4CXSbxz 維尼
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