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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection152PENANAqElZR5mqTq 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection152PENANAAVJFh8PG5w 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection152PENANAPv1DBdrCpH 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection152PENANAvgrVB9Psbj 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection152PENANA4wuBKIUwx0 維尼
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