No Plagiarism!Ko53iGZFRc36foHSVHoeposted on PENANA 八歲的我,覺得自己已經夠大了。8964 copyright protection72PENANASUmzO0yi2G 維尼
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某日夜裡,我偷偷將舊被褥拆了角,剪成布片,一層一層縫進內褲裡,製作出我人生第一條——厚墊防禦裝備。76Please respect copyright.PENANAb2L9vVGPO3
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還在褲腳繡上金線,寫了個大字:盾。8964 copyright protection72PENANASr2v6BEfgs 維尼
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我把一整籃剛洗好的衣物當成雪堆,從階梯上「撲通」一聲跳進去,花紗、宮裙、巾布全都被我染成了色彩斑斕的慘案。8964 copyright protection72PENANAO87GQw6wOR 維尼
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皮陛下慢悠悠地從側殿走出,看著地上一團「萬花繽紛的布染災難」,氣定神閒地將我從布堆裡拎出來,一如往常——撩袍就坐。8964 copyright protection72PENANAaOZW6RoeO1 維尼
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我沒叫。8964 copyright protection72PENANAre9JclGvrU 維尼
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第三掌落下,他的手停了,摸了摸我屁股,聲音低下來:8964 copyright protection72PENANA06f2TxnP8E 維尼
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「你在屁股裡……塞了什麼?」8964 copyright protection72PENANADTVjoxaPzi 維尼
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我回頭傻笑,像隻藏了偷心糖的小貓:「是防禦裝備!」8964 copyright protection72PENANA8VPpctGAGF 維尼
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他沉默了好幾息。8964 copyright protection72PENANAi5kOhnKkRA 維尼
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我正以為他會笑出來,放我一馬,他卻淡淡開口:8964 copyright protection72PENANAWyBXkupVpj 維尼
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「你終於……長大一點了。」8964 copyright protection72PENANAqwxiTWYFsE 維尼
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「不——」他語氣平靜,「只是該換一種更有效的方式懲罰你了。」8964 copyright protection72PENANAbKhtEYE9HW 維尼
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當天晚上,我第一次被罰抄《君子禮法》三百遍。8964 copyright protection72PENANAhNbXBw4X5Z 維尼
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寫到一百遍時,我還在挑字體筆劃;寫到兩百遍時,我開始懷疑「君子」這兩個字到底為什麼要這麼難寫;到了最後五十遍,我幾乎是閉著眼睛在「靠記憶」抄寫。8964 copyright protection72PENANAs8HHKNJr5e 維尼
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屁股不痛了,但眼睛、手腕、魂魄,全都升天了。8964 copyright protection72PENANAfL153foivT 維尼
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第二日,我躺在地上哀嚎:「為什麼不打了,改這種精神攻擊……」8964 copyright protection72PENANAAOGcrNHkVF 維尼
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布丁大人坐在桌上翻書,翻了一頁,語氣淡淡:「你以為你變聰明了,陛下就會放過你?你只是開啟了懲罰2.0版本。」8964 copyright protection72PENANAST52fe56sZ 維尼
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南末大人搖著扇子說:「我早說了吧,人生就是從『屁股痛』升級到『心痛』,這叫宮廷成長曲線。」8964 copyright protection72PENANA0Y6GQpxhqI 維尼
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我仰面躺在地上,兩眼無神:「不如還是打屁股好了……至少快一點。」8964 copyright protection72PENANANoTrSM2PrJ 維尼
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自那天起,我的夜行裝備中,除了貓耳與尾巴,又多了一件。8964 copyright protection72PENANAnTlXA6SULH 維尼
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——筆墨與空白冊子。8964 copyright protection72PENANAnC6rz6KLLD 維尼
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因為我學會了。8964 copyright protection72PENANAhgdimRrpjz 維尼
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有時候,文字,比鞭子還鋒利;書冊,比皮鞭還持久。8964 copyright protection72PENANAT2Q9XPBZrt 維尼
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