《四格山悲歌》
昨天,143Please respect copyright.PENANAye4WmtMhDw
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,143Please respect copyright.PENANANZFe8l5Bmt
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,143Please respect copyright.PENANAhtl5m20pEQ
陽光灑在肩頭,143Please respect copyright.PENANAZfq02dC60X
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,143Please respect copyright.PENANASlQYgdVIlD
心裡只想著:143Please respect copyright.PENANAQpegseVc8x
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,143Please respect copyright.PENANA3agEWDNFiM
氣喘吁吁,143Please respect copyright.PENANAMOEPMyNCjo
雙腳開始發出警告:143Please respect copyright.PENANAlOIPzDGpwu
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,143Please respect copyright.PENANAaHAPEtonRW
在汗水和喘息中,143Please respect copyright.PENANAZPvEUd2HUT
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,143Please respect copyright.PENANA73tcJXtUrq
風很大,心很滿,143Please respect copyright.PENANADbeeuOWb9E
我心想:143Please respect copyright.PENANAdYAEbBYlLU
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。143Please respect copyright.PENANAVpu9knjx2R
每一個下坡,143Please respect copyright.PENANA46fGLpPGcM
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,143Please respect copyright.PENANA9dbT67wNsc
我的靈魂開始出竅,143Please respect copyright.PENANADnnblSOfA5
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!143Please respect copyright.PENANAdnLA47TEYU
我高舉雙手,大喊:143Please respect copyright.PENANAXMd7GLMDDC
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,143Please respect copyright.PENANA4HKV8eOv8e
天花板在旋轉,143Please respect copyright.PENANAlOhppX683j
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:143Please respect copyright.PENANAu2tJqoWJQF
「別亂動。」
下床,143Please respect copyright.PENANAaFRkwehmeD
一腳踩地,143Please respect copyright.PENANADoBXrVKHiH
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;143Please respect copyright.PENANANtp8fQRkpG
每踏一步,143Please respect copyright.PENANACqfruqBdch
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,143Please respect copyright.PENANAkOtgxj3kob
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。143Please respect copyright.PENANAGpOKxg6Cwj
蹲下?不,143Please respect copyright.PENANAXEJ1c5Tt0b
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,143Please respect copyright.PENANAAybPDLtPqa
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:143Please respect copyright.PENANAtvzmDOodcJ
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?143Please respect copyright.PENANAESxKnvH5tV
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,143Please respect copyright.PENANAxs5ucPZzPU
努力擠出一個微笑:143Please respect copyright.PENANAJbbp2wZWZs
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:143Please respect copyright.PENANAEFOIAAPbim
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」143Please respect copyright.PENANAD0zHELg5VB