《四格山悲歌》
昨天,137Please respect copyright.PENANAfJRmw8wP1f
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,137Please respect copyright.PENANAJZEMwE55oR
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,137Please respect copyright.PENANAiV3CzL8tYH
陽光灑在肩頭,137Please respect copyright.PENANA6DPLhv6ini
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,137Please respect copyright.PENANA0UOfPnnYd9
心裡只想著:137Please respect copyright.PENANAdLP4SUOyNY
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,137Please respect copyright.PENANALlILe05ddC
氣喘吁吁,137Please respect copyright.PENANApPG6e2oRTh
雙腳開始發出警告:137Please respect copyright.PENANAHOXqJYAKPr
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,137Please respect copyright.PENANAFuReO8dJLy
在汗水和喘息中,137Please respect copyright.PENANAM0H7AW6cfq
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,137Please respect copyright.PENANAY8h6A4BUnV
風很大,心很滿,137Please respect copyright.PENANAIwHjRHtzL1
我心想:137Please respect copyright.PENANAvRkP2gKzdi
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。137Please respect copyright.PENANAI9fRSZvuE6
每一個下坡,137Please respect copyright.PENANAjvkjzH7iTY
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,137Please respect copyright.PENANAlXDIE3k3t8
我的靈魂開始出竅,137Please respect copyright.PENANAx4cEX6yO98
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!137Please respect copyright.PENANAlZByEe6RpH
我高舉雙手,大喊:137Please respect copyright.PENANAHqPeFi6W6u
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,137Please respect copyright.PENANA8yhfvLQhs7
天花板在旋轉,137Please respect copyright.PENANAeHyPupEKZJ
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:137Please respect copyright.PENANAUiNSLmWTcj
「別亂動。」
下床,137Please respect copyright.PENANAbWlu0v8M8Y
一腳踩地,137Please respect copyright.PENANAQeQaXyiHLo
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;137Please respect copyright.PENANAX1JZAFESmK
每踏一步,137Please respect copyright.PENANA1dldnvX9GC
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,137Please respect copyright.PENANA2gOArNpZZF
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。137Please respect copyright.PENANArXC9pyUJWi
蹲下?不,137Please respect copyright.PENANAdaJrkEyxZn
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,137Please respect copyright.PENANAW9qgHSk8Lz
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:137Please respect copyright.PENANApGQ7FXxmNM
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?137Please respect copyright.PENANAG9MjpLO4KV
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,137Please respect copyright.PENANAM0QjzllWFc
努力擠出一個微笑:137Please respect copyright.PENANAAuj9qT0luU
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:137Please respect copyright.PENANAskdMIPptfc
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」137Please respect copyright.PENANA4cQicOaR8k