《四格山悲歌》
昨天,140Please respect copyright.PENANAYLMRDBSd4l
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,140Please respect copyright.PENANAbvpocgoryk
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,140Please respect copyright.PENANA45oVsCm29U
陽光灑在肩頭,140Please respect copyright.PENANAC83SPVyxVr
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,140Please respect copyright.PENANAp3wTgO025F
心裡只想著:140Please respect copyright.PENANAZOisVNDP05
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,140Please respect copyright.PENANAdOujV6DNxy
氣喘吁吁,140Please respect copyright.PENANAvJn4v06fdM
雙腳開始發出警告:140Please respect copyright.PENANAMC1GZovgVz
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,140Please respect copyright.PENANAPWh9TU7OVt
在汗水和喘息中,140Please respect copyright.PENANAjJvABcRj9N
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,140Please respect copyright.PENANAeGvQFpCCz2
風很大,心很滿,140Please respect copyright.PENANAtmWj4YQP6C
我心想:140Please respect copyright.PENANAmFKX0Lx8I8
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。140Please respect copyright.PENANAggawMUXMq1
每一個下坡,140Please respect copyright.PENANAvqQ0Ne8mBJ
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,140Please respect copyright.PENANAA7Hdsceq3S
我的靈魂開始出竅,140Please respect copyright.PENANA7SoSNgaPtt
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!140Please respect copyright.PENANAJw1Rm1IozS
我高舉雙手,大喊:140Please respect copyright.PENANAEITy9EiZIJ
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,140Please respect copyright.PENANA0fhQxKjfA8
天花板在旋轉,140Please respect copyright.PENANAeodnRLXxtE
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:140Please respect copyright.PENANAogRbbDrD9G
「別亂動。」
下床,140Please respect copyright.PENANAb0mOeGRBZT
一腳踩地,140Please respect copyright.PENANAcCAuTHNXnW
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;140Please respect copyright.PENANAhK8OonNeAM
每踏一步,140Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ygko2sOJR
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,140Please respect copyright.PENANAMjJINZJiCX
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。140Please respect copyright.PENANAj7XShdNzDx
蹲下?不,140Please respect copyright.PENANAgPVPnqttOo
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,140Please respect copyright.PENANAH5fy0msq6p
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:140Please respect copyright.PENANAOJ3LZz6q5J
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?140Please respect copyright.PENANAVu3d8BxYX5
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,140Please respect copyright.PENANAnNOKLtqf9O
努力擠出一個微笑:140Please respect copyright.PENANAgCfTxjo5AG
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:140Please respect copyright.PENANAqGXSYfIh9F
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」140Please respect copyright.PENANAClpvCV90qR