《四格山悲歌》
昨天,139Please respect copyright.PENANAPFSANyrzeS
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,139Please respect copyright.PENANAbKKvx9fQCV
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,139Please respect copyright.PENANASsViQlTyTW
陽光灑在肩頭,139Please respect copyright.PENANAc9m68THzQg
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,139Please respect copyright.PENANA15PtqbIAcg
心裡只想著:139Please respect copyright.PENANAYBxRx4Yyq4
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,139Please respect copyright.PENANAmt5ia6UcTO
氣喘吁吁,139Please respect copyright.PENANAQQU8iPVlG2
雙腳開始發出警告:139Please respect copyright.PENANAvmbmE9jA0z
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,139Please respect copyright.PENANALNFf4tQmFs
在汗水和喘息中,139Please respect copyright.PENANAdaL4z46smm
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,139Please respect copyright.PENANA9nGOstgdUQ
風很大,心很滿,139Please respect copyright.PENANAftLtKhsNNP
我心想:139Please respect copyright.PENANAUrwgnGfUGX
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。139Please respect copyright.PENANAcExRzKoPkb
每一個下坡,139Please respect copyright.PENANAmMk0Mfj1zu
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,139Please respect copyright.PENANA0br3EFyLDI
我的靈魂開始出竅,139Please respect copyright.PENANAmPXwndJTW6
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!139Please respect copyright.PENANAKKHEVyEsO3
我高舉雙手,大喊:139Please respect copyright.PENANATIwt42OFe6
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,139Please respect copyright.PENANAuCqqEGITtj
天花板在旋轉,139Please respect copyright.PENANAbn8O4hLBwX
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:139Please respect copyright.PENANAB9Tvjpatug
「別亂動。」
下床,139Please respect copyright.PENANAwCZMJ3pcS3
一腳踩地,139Please respect copyright.PENANAI32bNZSlbT
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;139Please respect copyright.PENANAaMtCAI8hPD
每踏一步,139Please respect copyright.PENANAY9YPTpkOnw
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,139Please respect copyright.PENANArTddK7OBvH
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。139Please respect copyright.PENANAinUYQ4ri7U
蹲下?不,139Please respect copyright.PENANATsxvc3G3dR
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,139Please respect copyright.PENANAYHbfxbtmPq
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:139Please respect copyright.PENANA119fRZR0yZ
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?139Please respect copyright.PENANAK6hm9m9psa
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,139Please respect copyright.PENANAcLEXiT0jLI
努力擠出一個微笑:139Please respect copyright.PENANAQjyKhylb28
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:139Please respect copyright.PENANA8ltFW4PnXg
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」139Please respect copyright.PENANAjdzKm2euFD