《四格山悲歌》
昨天,142Please respect copyright.PENANAWezWWiWOca
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,142Please respect copyright.PENANAo7vwWanlOq
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,142Please respect copyright.PENANAkSVgmsV72H
陽光灑在肩頭,142Please respect copyright.PENANAJBsCiLsKIm
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,142Please respect copyright.PENANAoW4CO0uB1u
心裡只想著:142Please respect copyright.PENANAMDwwA0gPrM
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,142Please respect copyright.PENANARDJecEfpxw
氣喘吁吁,142Please respect copyright.PENANArL0h7ANLmv
雙腳開始發出警告:142Please respect copyright.PENANAlrOAoNYCic
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,142Please respect copyright.PENANAVaAGEij6pN
在汗水和喘息中,142Please respect copyright.PENANAGJ4tHvgSwN
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,142Please respect copyright.PENANA2Q3ziadVq4
風很大,心很滿,142Please respect copyright.PENANA4roTQLAncz
我心想:142Please respect copyright.PENANAgzxIsXP6z5
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。142Please respect copyright.PENANAGYF5l29TK4
每一個下坡,142Please respect copyright.PENANAbUykol3Fsa
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,142Please respect copyright.PENANAJ8M49T3y9O
我的靈魂開始出竅,142Please respect copyright.PENANAA6fetuUOyD
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!142Please respect copyright.PENANAb6qcGiF5UK
我高舉雙手,大喊:142Please respect copyright.PENANAWTgxZAFyg1
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,142Please respect copyright.PENANAEfLnSflSKC
天花板在旋轉,142Please respect copyright.PENANAp1ul8KivbS
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:142Please respect copyright.PENANAV5I2GHrr6i
「別亂動。」
下床,142Please respect copyright.PENANAnw4IAxG6vQ
一腳踩地,142Please respect copyright.PENANAUJ2eWFATcM
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;142Please respect copyright.PENANA9UviKWUwYb
每踏一步,142Please respect copyright.PENANAaTxDIuGd9G
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,142Please respect copyright.PENANAK6U75KlpQp
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。142Please respect copyright.PENANAvTEta8IDP1
蹲下?不,142Please respect copyright.PENANAPHMMmwLPuw
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,142Please respect copyright.PENANAepBx7vbYHg
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:142Please respect copyright.PENANAN6wSFGzxub
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?142Please respect copyright.PENANA8obSXVI7Dp
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,142Please respect copyright.PENANAijnYSTWnb7
努力擠出一個微笑:142Please respect copyright.PENANAAX6tVDjJYx
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:142Please respect copyright.PENANAj8rKq10KDZ
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAa8CGeyf8il