《四格山悲歌》
昨天,103Please respect copyright.PENANAIjjxWZuZFg
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,103Please respect copyright.PENANAhArpJBUcgJ
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,103Please respect copyright.PENANAMflh3wbXb4
陽光灑在肩頭,103Please respect copyright.PENANAtMIHTYB77w
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,103Please respect copyright.PENANA0uAN9H76le
心裡只想著:103Please respect copyright.PENANANjeQNTD2MD
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,103Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZqmLY1tCU
氣喘吁吁,103Please respect copyright.PENANAVo6dZEbTla
雙腳開始發出警告:103Please respect copyright.PENANAbUIW9DMlKK
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,103Please respect copyright.PENANAhAIFVIIHpV
在汗水和喘息中,103Please respect copyright.PENANAMDyL8t6fJS
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,103Please respect copyright.PENANAghdQ0clb1A
風很大,心很滿,103Please respect copyright.PENANALUQ9oRYkPj
我心想:103Please respect copyright.PENANAh5Nb5Yvsk8
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。103Please respect copyright.PENANAgpAg2GXWQq
每一個下坡,103Please respect copyright.PENANAeuWtsjRjQT
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,103Please respect copyright.PENANApBmPmHJdu1
我的靈魂開始出竅,103Please respect copyright.PENANA9oAwoEOal9
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!103Please respect copyright.PENANAYHhD6outDP
我高舉雙手,大喊:103Please respect copyright.PENANA2mrNZBjn76
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,103Please respect copyright.PENANACxF5HCyakO
天花板在旋轉,103Please respect copyright.PENANAE6eKuJsYKU
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:103Please respect copyright.PENANAkzNMIF0OLF
「別亂動。」
下床,103Please respect copyright.PENANA8mY3yXaT04
一腳踩地,103Please respect copyright.PENANA6b0BDh3K6H
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;103Please respect copyright.PENANAu8inqXGb0X
每踏一步,103Please respect copyright.PENANAIrKH4G1KeA
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,103Please respect copyright.PENANAzyA0TtavfG
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。103Please respect copyright.PENANAQLkINoL7xD
蹲下?不,103Please respect copyright.PENANAduLnjnVqS7
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,103Please respect copyright.PENANAxqDcH13MbI
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:103Please respect copyright.PENANAniNHPKjQTa
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?103Please respect copyright.PENANADyKorrW9gs
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,103Please respect copyright.PENANAjiA7yBziCS
努力擠出一個微笑:103Please respect copyright.PENANAKd65tx3Njv
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:103Please respect copyright.PENANAffPQzn0hpR
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」103Please respect copyright.PENANAQk12PuygIQ