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最妙的是,因為不是正式內侍,皮陛下也不避諱我,反倒越發把我當成「貼身的外掛管理員」,什麼都丟給我:8964 copyright protection137PENANAHJgrdJwsQa 維尼
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至此,「未閹太監」、「偽太監總管」、「皮陛下貼身神秘人」……各種外號紛紛在宮中傳開。8964 copyright protection137PENANAgevcy5o6jp 維尼
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而我,躺在屬於我的寢殿裡,一邊啃著糖葫蘆,一邊看著底下小太監訓練,心想141Please respect copyright.PENANAAdXXBOH5sU
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啊,人生哪,有幾次能這麼痛快地混過去?8964 copyright protection137PENANAsjLlsCnueJ 維尼
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