No Plagiarism!VW78bgYeySAB3v3P9SPkposted on PENANA 後來,我不知哪根筋不對,開始對太監這職位產生了莫名的嚮往。8964 copyright protection138PENANAY28sXQ9PbQ 維尼
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「我想當大總管。」我信誓旦旦地說。8964 copyright protection138PENANAfpB1RbHqXH 維尼
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南末大人當場噴茶,布丁大人差點把藥碗砸地上。8964 copyright protection138PENANAJ3JY28XHgm 維尼
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「你……是不是被打傻了?」南末滿臉震驚。8964 copyright protection138PENANAd7XJrgYvFL 維尼
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「不,我認真的。」我挺直腰桿,「你們不覺得太監才是最接近權力巔峰的人嗎?日夜伴君左右,耳目遍佈內外,出手即是天命——」8964 copyright protection138PENANAhwWHSlVRXE 維尼
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布丁推了推眼鏡,冷冷道:「……你是想當影子,還是想被閹?」8964 copyright protection138PENANAGwSoQU1qh9 維尼
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我沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection138PENANAxK0xY7M71T 維尼
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「只是單純對『總管』這兩字有感情。」8964 copyright protection138PENANAByJX7keb04 維尼
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南末嘆了口氣,語重心長地說:「你冷靜點,大總管不光是管事,他還要忍——」8964 copyright protection138PENANAGfmSkGhxEi 維尼
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「我可以忍,我能忍,我超能忍!」我用力點頭。8964 copyright protection138PENANAzlQZYb4Dt3 維尼
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結果沒兩天,皮陛下親自傳召我,臉上笑意深沉。8964 copyright protection138PENANAOeuuDsUjiJ 維尼
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「聽說你最近……志向遠大?」8964 copyright protection138PENANAJHxFil7W6i 維尼
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「……陛下聽說了?」我有點心虛。8964 copyright protection138PENANAcYt69pQ3J3 維尼
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他點點頭:「想體驗太監一職?」8964 copyright protection138PENANAQ1emTwhfd0 維尼
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我立刻跪下:「不用真切入職,只要榮譽編制就行!」8964 copyright protection138PENANAj1AMpgfvHx 維尼
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他輕聲一笑,從袖中取出一張封條:「封你為『太監榮譽試用生』,責任是掃遍御廚、巡邏御花園、記錄小太監講錯話的次數,還要早晚陪讀《太監訓言三百篇》。」8964 copyright protection138PENANAdbSTX7EEuL 維尼
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我愣住:「……真的給我啊?」8964 copyright protection138PENANAcfzxtSs6GX 維尼
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南末在一旁補刀:「你想得太輕鬆了。那是內廷地獄訓練營。」8964 copyright protection138PENANAYzojyRC4hW 維尼
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布丁更是毫不留情:「下回再喊著要當太監,記得先量量你命根子的去留問題。」8964 copyright protection138PENANAiZE9l5XCfC 維尼
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南末:「來不及了,你的封條已經在宣告欄貼了一圈。」8964 copyright protection138PENANASEaJoHPR5L 維尼
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——那天之後,我不再提「大總管」,只留下那張榮譽封條,被我偷偷收進了枕頭底下。8964 copyright protection138PENANA8vTaCmzdNY 維尼
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