No Plagiarism!Pz47lFMi39Dd7LLcmnT9posted on PENANA 那天我正打算把那條老舊的「厚墊防禦褲」燒掉,以保聲譽。8964 copyright protection154PENANAJktGbLNKox 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANADcf0xoHD3h
8964 copyright protection154PENANApSNYNC4nga 維尼
誰知才剛藏進袍袖,一轉角,就撞上了皮陛下。8964 copyright protection154PENANA6PRlUtY40Z 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANANDx0z9cSpW
8964 copyright protection154PENANAwyqErnYyOV 維尼
他眼尖,一眼看見那一截布角。8964 copyright protection154PENANAiNZVXEURDg 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAB84W7MhxqH
8964 copyright protection154PENANA8GirdJHRhh 維尼
「拿出來。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAY84aDWfkVB 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA5BUIrNw9FW
8964 copyright protection154PENANAHxqKBBneaE 維尼
我僵住:「……什麼?」8964 copyright protection154PENANA4wFPFqVpIM 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ9c7rZM6W
8964 copyright protection154PENANAMrGMcIUuLk 維尼
「你以為朕眼神不好?」8964 copyright protection154PENANAp5jmB7PVRZ 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAK34XQJXLOL
8964 copyright protection154PENANAuCWtErVZAA 維尼
我:「……」8964 copyright protection154PENANAnOctRlH0Jl 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAc9w0brzReA
8964 copyright protection154PENANARh7nAmRkRi 維尼
沒辦法,只好乖乖掏出那條褲子。8964 copyright protection154PENANAzhf8hNxZT3 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAnQDhfSrhpK
8964 copyright protection154PENANAoG3ZBR95TW 維尼
他接過去,端詳半晌,語氣不疾不徐:8964 copyright protection154PENANArjL6PjWyR2 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA6V1mMgkQ95
8964 copyright protection154PENANAroAo48h59I 維尼
「你長大了。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAX1B2XOOu4I 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAL8tsTpTfNP
8964 copyright protection154PENANAav5fLgcNMA 維尼
我一臉欣慰,還沒來得及笑,就聽他補了一句——8964 copyright protection154PENANARnno4rjtua 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAzOEgLZ1uZS
8964 copyright protection154PENANAH5iWGzctfo 維尼
「但審美,沒進步。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAr7HQx7pbDS 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAOGZpape7v5
8964 copyright protection154PENANAovnzqlKhzf 維尼
我:「……?」8964 copyright protection154PENANAg1qnQruEXL 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAcVkpVKit2K
8964 copyright protection154PENANAyTJhbbrT9P 維尼
他攤開那褲子,看著上面早已褪色的歪斜貓耳刺繡,神情複雜。8964 copyright protection154PENANA8I4S044psI 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAK1si1OUrFm
8964 copyright protection154PENANAIQszScwaZ4 維尼
「當年朕以為你不會再犯這種蠢事,結果現在……還把這東西藏著。」8964 copyright protection154PENANA8cPxpT5Q9O 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAJmWyEFRlXB
8964 copyright protection154PENANAKcQfBMmWNa 維尼
我咳了聲:「這是紀念,畢竟它見證我許多……歷史性時刻。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAqNyOgIpjFG 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAzAiUvayAYh
8964 copyright protection154PENANAFQwci9JLHB 維尼
「見證你被打的次數,倒是真的。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAs0xW7yuNI0 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAZYtPaoF7zz
8964 copyright protection154PENANA0zQxUEmogN 維尼
就在這時,布丁大人端著點心盤路過,一眼瞄見我們之間的詭異氛圍,湊上來:8964 copyright protection154PENANA9G3xg8kY5J 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAyBFKo63eTq
8964 copyright protection154PENANAZrJ28xVZCI 維尼
「哎呀哎呀,這不是傳說中的——厚、墊、褲?」8964 copyright protection154PENANA2HbeHKqgpt 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAUiXJcgcqGs
8964 copyright protection154PENANAjFLH1YAQtJ 維尼
我:「你怎麼也知道它的名字?」8964 copyright protection154PENANA3huxtHRkSV 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAoCpwZHSbNU
8964 copyright protection154PENANAmWnIPVa0Ke 維尼
他咬著一顆桂花糕,眉眼彎彎:「它在御膳房裡有名啊。南末當年還替它取了外號,叫『宮廷防震一號』。」8964 copyright protection154PENANA8DbcxWZcE1 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANALsqz5NRmw7
8964 copyright protection154PENANAH5dEAuPa1L 維尼
皮陛下側頭看了他一眼:「你也參與其中?」8964 copyright protection154PENANA7KSpDqZ6dl 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAWldGOA05Km
8964 copyright protection154PENANAxysbOfnA99 維尼
布丁立刻舉手投降:「我當年只是負責縫線……至多是提供一點設計靈感。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAoVmsWGFUxH 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAqvtt5DeyoQ
8964 copyright protection154PENANAUYYmdsrIlw 維尼
我低聲嘀咕:「你那時候還說想幫我縫三條有尾巴的進階版。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAGj3SI7Yn8N 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAMdzARr9YQs
8964 copyright protection154PENANAmvgLhGEtUB 維尼
「對啊,我還畫了草圖,叫『夜行貓型裝甲褲』。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAYzhmpEuBEK 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAAyPPxt1kzX
8964 copyright protection154PENANALyQzDaxQe8 維尼
「……」8964 copyright protection154PENANA1MZtOQmpXR 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAnX3t2ircoE
8964 copyright protection154PENANAtyWzpBb2wp 維尼
皮陛下抬眼望天,像是在壓抑著國家領導人最後的理智:8964 copyright protection154PENANA3kyblIs7Y1 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA5xAermfowJ
8964 copyright protection154PENANALwiD02VYTN 維尼
「你們三個,還真是從小到大,一點都沒讓朕省心。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAz7qjN4tlaF 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAiTfNb2D6Z2
8964 copyright protection154PENANAFakkVI32Rn 維尼
我:「但我們都長大了。」8964 copyright protection154PENANA1WmJxCuaSQ 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAmXhovQdn0Y
8964 copyright protection154PENANA4pujOnuD4k 維尼
「是,連這條褲子都該封進歷史了。」8964 copyright protection154PENANA8AH8FjV9Mt 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAAxupSR6O7b
8964 copyright protection154PENANAD6ceViBSE0 維尼
他甩了甩那褲子,竟像丟聖旨一樣扔到我臉上。8964 copyright protection154PENANAsZnFlQV8XH 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAQAWHsdjBlX
8964 copyright protection154PENANAlDYGnA6j3S 維尼
「記得,封存,不得重製,不得流通,更不得穿上走入朝堂。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAwmu6pK6fLR 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA2GuTjdHfYH
8964 copyright protection154PENANA858CNncs7S 維尼
我:「……你這語氣,像是要寫進律法了。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAef2VCsGF3V 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA7mUgIbfZR7
8964 copyright protection154PENANAVhhtJOZIt1 維尼
布丁大人雙手合十:「陛下,建議立為國寶,入庫存檔,命名為《宮廷恥錄第一號》。」8964 copyright protection154PENANAu9NMDR6cxe 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAmDtC10zftY
8964 copyright protection154PENANAUeMTnyaPVp 維尼
皮陛下難得沒反駁,微微頷首:「准。」8964 copyright protection154PENANA7F48s0qBb4 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANA7d7y14crw8
8964 copyright protection154PENANA8ryBaBgwTk 維尼
那日,我抱著那條「歷史文物」,站在藏書閣門口,望天長嘆:8964 copyright protection154PENANAYbgl5JdG3q 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAUxuNjeU4Ha
8964 copyright protection154PENANAHAVddI108M 維尼
這條褲子啊,不但救不了我的屁股,158Please respect copyright.PENANAYngAGZATd2
158Please respect copyright.PENANANR11pVj9F6
8964 copyright protection154PENANARNIYDyaX9I 維尼
還成功毀了我的形象。8964 copyright protection154PENANANE27vKmvpR 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAiS3sM1nFj8
8964 copyright protection154PENANABJzMesrAD0 維尼
但它記錄的,不就是——8964 copyright protection154PENANAFbUegNTrZH 維尼
158Please respect copyright.PENANAdSQPDv4I88
8964 copyright protection154PENANAS9yh47fTim 維尼
我們仨的青春荒唐,還有那些……被笑著原諒的日子嗎?8964 copyright protection154PENANAOVOJv7Oqmn 維尼
216.73.216.190
ns216.73.216.190da2