《四格山悲歌》
昨天,131Please respect copyright.PENANAvogunegqPN
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢,131Please respect copyright.PENANARqCpImj6pz
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔,131Please respect copyright.PENANAikxXhlF7dH
陽光灑在肩頭,131Please respect copyright.PENANApx4w1A4mEG
我的腳步如同戰士,鏗鏘有力,131Please respect copyright.PENANAPlscszZ4J6
心裡只想著:131Please respect copyright.PENANAZLEm7qbnrK
「這點小山?不過如此嘛!」
一個小時後,131Please respect copyright.PENANA2TgZsjxtoi
氣喘吁吁,131Please respect copyright.PENANAubtrf9BzVR
雙腳開始發出警告:131Please respect copyright.PENANAk7e9PtD5Z7
「主人,我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙,131Please respect copyright.PENANAZ20ZnjFEgB
在汗水和喘息中,131Please respect copyright.PENANAjDDn6gtgWL
終於抵達了山頂!
站在高處俯瞰城市,131Please respect copyright.PENANAci0gLH61VI
風很大,心很滿,131Please respect copyright.PENANAmSPrdQUpKJ
我心想:131Please respect copyright.PENANAqPWfdkYvwu
「我就是四格山之神!」
——然後,下山。
下山,才是真正的惡夢。131Please respect copyright.PENANAsgpM8sTGBY
每一個下坡,131Please respect copyright.PENANAkMlBCfjoR1
膝蓋都在哭,腳踝都在吼,131Please respect copyright.PENANAEPoQksKIO9
我的靈魂開始出竅,131Please respect copyright.PENANAIHyTZJqwI9
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但,我撐到了平地!131Please respect copyright.PENANA14BHLxZeFM
我高舉雙手,大喊:131Please respect copyright.PENANABlP6u70UTk
「勝利!」
然後,今天早上——
睜開眼,131Please respect copyright.PENANAlR7nHVSumx
天花板在旋轉,131Please respect copyright.PENANAszeX3YygnA
試著翻身,身體直接給我一個警告:131Please respect copyright.PENANATa7n6YvNkz
「別亂動。」
下床,131Please respect copyright.PENANAOTVa6Pn5V5
一腳踩地,131Please respect copyright.PENANABXRRdyzYjp
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦,咯吱作響;131Please respect copyright.PENANAy4hixhx4iR
每踏一步,131Please respect copyright.PENANAAvFj3jz3D0
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路?不,131Please respect copyright.PENANAOyQwq9543T
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。131Please respect copyright.PENANAowK1Obc9tM
蹲下?不,131Please respect copyright.PENANAPmaP8UEZ0L
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事,131Please respect copyright.PENANAasFhSicRPF
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答:131Please respect copyright.PENANA5iq16wLCE3
「這是,勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔?131Please respect copyright.PENANA1QrvP52RSj
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋,131Please respect copyright.PENANAps8JHPzlh8
努力擠出一個微笑:131Please respect copyright.PENANADdrFwV7DzK
「痛?痛得很爽。」
心情小語:131Please respect copyright.PENANA46qAcBItMk
「今天走路像螃蟹,明天走路像泡麵,後天才能恢復人形。」131Please respect copyright.PENANAeECKWknuut