《四格山悲歌》
昨天，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFnZYllwjAF
懷抱著「我要征服世界」的氣勢，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcnQna4AvI
我走上了四格山的山徑。
風吹過耳畔，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lqa8q3MRS
陽光灑在肩頭，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1iqLuH9j8
我的腳步如同戰士，鏗鏘有力，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItPEHHzTNO
心裡只想著：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtq6OXntmvu
「這點小山？不過如此嘛！」
一個小時後，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTbvVVeytr
氣喘吁吁，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo546g7sUk
雙腳開始發出警告：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaGcvoZhFo
「主人，我們不想當人了。」
但我倔強地咬牙，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivRZsXALyl
在汗水和喘息中，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwPQZMQVQo
終於抵達了山頂！
站在高處俯瞰城市，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBMe37znth
風很大，心很滿，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeX8t7a3xC
我心想：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeohKiblT8W
「我就是四格山之神！」
——然後，下山。
下山，才是真正的惡夢。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9E6ele3Pa
每一個下坡，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PSOumcx2Z
膝蓋都在哭，腳踝都在吼，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBodmo1bBn
我的靈魂開始出竅，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46c4kuRrl6
仿佛進行了一場小型生命脫離體驗。
但，我撐到了平地！80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd4TjmlWex
我高舉雙手，大喊：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgKztEJh2I
「勝利！」
然後，今天早上——
睜開眼，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWcWeSjIqD
天花板在旋轉，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUWPmyCEWq
試著翻身，身體直接給我一個警告：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVs5MI3r9o
「別亂動。」
下床，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcz8sxKiJX
一腳踩地，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcn2dqYmy1y
膝蓋瞬間像拉緊的弦，咯吱作響；80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHWKRubnm6
每踏一步，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDxCfo4bat
都像被一萬支針輕輕扎過。
走路？不，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8fB0kJdVo
今天我在練「忍者龜的慢動作行軍術」。80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlm6KaRaZS4
蹲下？不，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjO2JcrQBq
今天我只負責「直立式崩壞」。
朋友問我發生什麼事，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq6ovrfipK
我只能用一種神聖而痛苦的表情回答：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMJRXGbpXg
「這是，勇者的代價。」
有人問我後不後悔？80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyA1WI9MHDh
我抖著雙腿、扶著膝蓋，80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPIWehyOa0
努力擠出一個微笑：80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6WgyjyXSqg
「痛？痛得很爽。」
心情小語:80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhE6BUXkyM
「今天走路像螃蟹，明天走路像泡麵，後天才能恢復人形。」80Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYo1hjZWc4v
然後按「加至主畫面」