No Plagiarism!RIuaAxe2FqohpWDfVDm7posted on PENANA 後來,我不知哪根筋不對,開始對太監這職位產生了莫名的嚮往。8964 copyright protection106PENANAFqb6kJSvmB 維尼
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「我想當大總管。」我信誓旦旦地說。8964 copyright protection106PENANAEj7dKP3Qtd 維尼
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「不,我認真的。」我挺直腰桿,「你們不覺得太監才是最接近權力巔峰的人嗎?日夜伴君左右,耳目遍佈內外,出手即是天命——」8964 copyright protection106PENANAjVbgyqeLYh 維尼
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布丁推了推眼鏡,冷冷道:「……你是想當影子,還是想被閹?」8964 copyright protection106PENANAEjf7fO8YH7 維尼
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我沉默三秒。8964 copyright protection106PENANAYAJ4PlWbre 維尼
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「只是單純對『總管』這兩字有感情。」8964 copyright protection106PENANADTuF6eMwKT 維尼
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南末嘆了口氣,語重心長地說:「你冷靜點,大總管不光是管事,他還要忍——」8964 copyright protection106PENANAaByTr3QgXu 維尼
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「我可以忍,我能忍,我超能忍!」我用力點頭。8964 copyright protection106PENANAo3HW0Fn3V8 維尼
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結果沒兩天,皮陛下親自傳召我,臉上笑意深沉。8964 copyright protection106PENANApKfJIPZ7xN 維尼
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「聽說你最近……志向遠大?」8964 copyright protection106PENANAmIfgP8V19J 維尼
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「……陛下聽說了?」我有點心虛。8964 copyright protection106PENANALR8DoXhCex 維尼
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他點點頭:「想體驗太監一職?」8964 copyright protection106PENANAH1AZP6vB31 維尼
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我立刻跪下:「不用真切入職,只要榮譽編制就行!」8964 copyright protection106PENANAOscgCUf95d 維尼
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他輕聲一笑,從袖中取出一張封條:「封你為『太監榮譽試用生』,責任是掃遍御廚、巡邏御花園、記錄小太監講錯話的次數,還要早晚陪讀《太監訓言三百篇》。」8964 copyright protection106PENANAcwzoRUjq7G 維尼
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我愣住:「……真的給我啊?」8964 copyright protection106PENANALYTUZBOH8h 維尼
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南末在一旁補刀:「你想得太輕鬆了。那是內廷地獄訓練營。」8964 copyright protection106PENANAMpQpdJ0Bb9 維尼
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布丁更是毫不留情:「下回再喊著要當太監,記得先量量你命根子的去留問題。」8964 copyright protection106PENANAovxi2ePLPM 維尼
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——那天之後,我不再提「大總管」,只留下那張榮譽封條,被我偷偷收進了枕頭底下。8964 copyright protection106PENANASwgiaLusS9 維尼
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