我叫阿強,我係一個靈異小說「作家」
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點解係「作家」10Please respect copyright.PENANAoVFoYPGPru
因為我好鍾意寫嘢,尤其係靈異小說,但係一路都冇咩人睇我嘅文,連我老婆都唔多想睇,可能我真係冇咩寫作才華啦。10Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6WsFES7mt
喺我求左我個編輯 friend 畀我出書(已經係唔知幾多次求佢之後)10Please respect copyright.PENANATC9f57JI1m
佢就話:「阿強,而家邊度有人會俾錢買書丫,你純為興趣嘅,想博有人睇下嘢嘅,不如 Threads 寫下嘢啦,都叫幾多人睇。」
於是,我就開左一個 Threads 户口,等左幾日,果然有幾個人 like,都有人轉發,只係 followers 冇點升。
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「算啦,都冇咩人睇我嘅嘢架啦。」我灰心咁苦笑,諗住熄手機瞓覺果陣,突然收到一個通知,10Please respect copyright.PENANAIWhx9MhavD
有人留言,比左一條 link 我。10Please respect copyright.PENANAcCwKrJnmam
我㩒入去,條 link 寫住:藝術家育成計劃。10Please respect copyright.PENANATrTy6fBhOL
下面有一個註解:
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只要你將自己嘅作品放落呢個網,再 copy and paste 落返 Threads ,就會大紅大紫。
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我半信半疑,將自己嘅作品放落去,然後 copy and paste ,果然一出就突然一堆人 like,followers 升到 300。我由頭望一次篇作品,一隻字都冇改過,只係擺左落個網再放落 threads,篇文就特別紅。我試下唔經個網,就咁出另一篇文,果篇文又係冇咩人睇。
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我之後再將另外幾篇作品擺落個網度,再 copy 落 threads。followers 升到500…..1000。我哈哈大笑:今次終於紅啦,我可以完成我個夢想。老婆訓訓下比我嚇醒左,係咁鬧我。
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之後我努力咁寫呀寫,每次經過呢個網出文,followers 又暴漲。突然有一日,個網用唔到,彈左一句出嚟:如需網頁正常運作,請落街跑二十個圈。
我呆左咁望住個網,試左幾次 F5,個屏幕都係彈左同一句說話出嚟。係咪整蠱橋段嚟?10Please respect copyright.PENANA6S7INiIud4
我諗下果堆暴增嘅 followers,雖然都係覺得好奇怪,但係把心一橫,離開屋企落去跑圈。
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女人返到屋企之後,望到個屏幕寫住「如需網頁正常運作,請落街跑二十個圈。」之後,佢打左一個電話:「你條橋 work 左啦,個衰佬真係落左去跑圈……得啦,連埋之前買 followers 條數,一次過過數比你。」10Please respect copyright.PENANAE0HYjhBTWM
女人笑住收埋阿強嘅哮喘藥,次次佢做完運動返嚟,都會哮喘發作。女人實在受夠呢個男人,高不成低不就,只係掛住發作家夢,次次話離婚就以死相逼。只要佢收起d藥,然後離開屋企,阿強就會……
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呢個時候有人喺後面箍實佢條頸:「八婆,你以為我唔知你籠嘢?」女人尖叫住,佢冇諗到阿強識穿左佢個陰謀。阿強越嚟越大力,女人慢慢失去意識……
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阿強寫故仔寫到呢度,佢好滿意咁笑。10Please respect copyright.PENANAXlO6gF7q3B
「老婆你滿唔滿意?」10Please respect copyright.PENANAqXCuMKhm07
老婆喺度笑:「好丫,加埋我喺入面,個故仔冇咁悶。」10Please respect copyright.PENANAjWh9Apw3Dc
「我都唔知多唔多謝你好,整個咁既網出嚟逼我做運動。」10Please respect copyright.PENANAMDtyWen8OB
「可能我真係想收埋你d藥殺左你呢?」