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水管精靈,名叫(滴答),它那樣貌,十足十像是卡通片裡面衰衰的精靈,青苔似鬍鬚,還黏著沙石,身上那件水管衫破破爛爛,還發出霉味。它一出場就劈頭就問:"喂,肥婆,妳靜一靜得唔得?"8964 copyright protection40PENANA8HYCmvHLxH 維尼
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(瘦猛猛師奶)瞪大雙眼,盯著眼前的(水管精靈),腦中一片空白。老公(瘦猛猛)已經大被蓋過頭呼呼睡著了。8964 copyright protection40PENANA92u0b1RFaA 維尼
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這東西只不過手掌般的大,鬍鬚卻這麼多!手裡還拿著幾件生鏽的工具。(滴答)的眼睛小得幾乎像一條線,它用沙啞的聲音說:"肥婆,妳那嘴巴就像機關槍,這幾天都沒停過,難道從不想想,幹麼冇廁所水?" 肥師奶一時語塞,滴答繼續說:"肥婆,是水管精靈罷工咯!"8964 copyright protection40PENANAMKtu6xYrHT 維尼
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瘦猛猛師奶先是一呆,瞬間火冒三丈:"叫我瘦猛猛師奶得唔得!?"8964 copyright protection40PENANAzQdCOKAWWP 維尼
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滴答說:"唔合理的,肥婆!"8964 copyright protection40PENANAZWL613NCwu 維尼
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瘦猛猛師奶更火了,本來一隻怪物冒出來,理應很驚訝的,可是怪物不合作,惹得她失去了常態,她說:"罷工?我仆心仆命節約用水,一分一毫都算到盡,你們竟然搞罷工?"8964 copyright protection40PENANAWwM92nDYru 維尼
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* 偷工減料8964 copyright protection40PENANAY3DvuQZdKc 維尼
* 劣質水管8964 copyright protection40PENANAUWbS1yHfJ6 維尼
* 維護馬馬虎虎8964 copyright protection40PENANA3B7oc63Qxf 維尼
* 上樑不正下樑歪8964 copyright protection40PENANA0We0Lg44Jc 維尼
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水管精靈(滴答)似乎早有準備,拿起了一本如聖經般厚度的文案逐條數落。8964 copyright protection40PENANAIYt5lj8Aje 維尼
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肥師奶滿肚子不服氣說:"這些不是發展商的事嗎?不是垃圾管理層的爛攤子嗎?搞我們?跟欺善怕惡有何區別呀!"8964 copyright protection40PENANAxNqPNZ9nJk 維尼
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滴答一手揍起肥婆從窗外升到上天空,又從天空飛回落地,然後帶她去到這兒,仿佛一個地心探險的地方。滴答指住一條黑漆漆油淋淋的渠說:"看!這渠塞滿垃圾,妳清走它吧!"8964 copyright protection40PENANARCAIXHtkQz 維尼
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肥師奶翹起雙手,一副愛答不理的模樣,堂堂一個(瘦猛猛老婆)怎能做這種厭惡性工作!8964 copyright protection40PENANAWVoReQSgwb 維尼
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滴答不囉嗦,獨自把垃圾一件件地挖出來,然後丟到肥師奶腳底下。肥師奶猛然嚇了一跳,定睛一看,眼前是一隻烏卒卒的太陽花襪子,她說:"這不是我的襪子嗎!?" 8964 copyright protection40PENANAFHkYbbqQ5G 維尼
她對襪子上太陽花破洞的花蕊印象深刻,就是因穿了個大洞,她都掉在一旁。"怎麼會在這裡?難道這些廢物都是從廁格流到來的?" 肥師奶自言自語。8964 copyright protection40PENANAvE681BW1ct 維尼
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滴答毫不猶疑地說:"正是!這黑水中的垃圾,清一色都是從廁格跑出來,更妙的是,黑渠是供那幾間闊氣豪宅獨享的高級配置的!”8964 copyright protection40PENANAfvqOHLQJRZ 維尼
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肥師奶感到無地自容,因為她還看到自己的標奇立異的髮夾、橡根圈、牙刷,還有棉花棒、玩具、假牙、情趣用品等等...。8964 copyright protection40PENANAjJTSgox6Oe 維尼
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後來,肥師奶和滴答敲定共同協議,一場(慳水大行動)正式展開。師奶全家上下,就連隔壁鄰居都被拉進了這場(戰役)。8964 copyright protection40PENANA8CfcRsrLcy 維尼
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"唔想冇廁所水,就動起來吧!" 這是(慳水大行動)的口號。8964 copyright protection40PENANAxFJ8T599gS 維尼
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刷牙用杯、洗菜用盆、沖廁用洗米水,甚至連阿仔阿女都學會了(三分鐘戰鬥澡),別再說什麼澡浴享受人生吧!。水管精靈見狀,終於滿意地點點頭,揮動扳手,水管瞬間恢復正常。8964 copyright protection40PENANAX2dYJhetxE 維尼
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而且呢,在滴答的神功幫助之下,管理處和供應商之間那些見不得人的勾當,也被曝光了。竟然有人膽子如此大,蓄意阻塞渠管,造成意外爆發,趁機造成大工程,從中撈取一大筆巨額維修費,簡直豈有此理!8964 copyright protection40PENANAZFpmR3SPb5 維尼
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滴答說:"你們(人)呀,冇水用就呱呱叫,平日開大水喉刷牙、洗菜沖成個鐘,我們日通夜通,做到氣咳,還被鬧水壓不夠!"8964 copyright protection40PENANA7HIhBwKIAf 維尼
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肥師奶連忙說:"我可不是呀!"8964 copyright protection40PENANAqB84m5orGf 維尼
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滴答說:"我認識妳個屁!我只知道你是(人)!"8964 copyright protection40PENANA3q2HHbPH1Q 維尼
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事情終於告一段落,一切回復正常,正當大家歡呼之際,肥師奶卻發現水費單比以往多了三成!原來,水管精靈為了補償罷工損失,偷偷調高了水壓。師奶生氣卻又無可奈何,只能苦笑:"唉,為什麼有(水)的地方就有騙子!?"8964 copyright protection40PENANAsnTMGocz1S 維尼
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然而,水管精靈(滴答)它悄悄的來、悄悄的走,卻只有肥師奶一人知道,(慳水大行動)讓她成了女超人呢!8964 copyright protection40PENANAWjS1MKJBwv 維尼
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