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State of the Technician 酌情黐文 (仮)
ISSUE #35
Author: 技工尼爾
Published:
May 3, 2025
State of the Technician 酌情黐文 (仮)
Author: 技工尼爾
Published:
May 3, 2025
ISSUE #35
[misc] 永動陀螺
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工友帶了個陀螺到工地當作擺設。陀螺的外形看起來跟《Inception》裏的陀螺如出一轍。311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqUrvkQYI3

技工打趣道：「技工係咪發緊夢？」

工友答：「唔知呢？」

豈料，陀螺轉了十幾分鐘，仍然在轉。

技工惶惑：「😨技工唔係發緊夢下話？這個究竟用了什麼原理減少能量損失……」

工友解釋：「用高科技啦。」

技工仍然惶惑：「😨究竟用了什麼高科技減少能量損失……」

只見工友把陀螺停下，上下拆開，暴露出核心。

然後，工友把核心接上USB-C電源，核心頓時發亮。

😨……

😮……

😶……

😠……

技工的感想是：「😠可惡，竟然用電，欺騙技工感情！⚡」

工友說：「我就是喜歡它用電啦……」

技工續說：「😠是哪個可惡的設計師設計的？技工要把他綁在船上！🚢」

工友問：「為什麼要把他綁在船上？要把船鑿沉嗎……」

技工繼續說：「😠然後在船上放『爆旋陀螺』！🌀」

工友奇怪：「為什麼放爆旋陀螺……噢！」

Go——Shoot！

PS: LIMBO陀螺 https://limbo.top/

PPS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uRQckWb1FI311Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4bP3A8lMD

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Last updated: Jul 8, 2026
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