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State of the Technician 酌情黐文 (仮)
ISSUE #15
Author: 技工尼爾
Published:
Mar 27, 2025
State of the Technician 酌情黐文 (仮)
Author: 技工尼爾
Published:
Mar 27, 2025
ISSUE #15
[log] 蟹之爛gag一則
No Plagiarism!BjaUVvJZCMdGAsZxXcuYposted on PＥNAＮＡ

2025-03-27　微熱90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOAPHdo34L

今日創作了一個冷笑話，不知有沒有人已經創作過。話說貓姐在Discord提及拆蟹。技工盯着「蟹」字，竟然得出：

「解虫為蟹」🦀，所以蟹在餐桌上被肢解。(誤)

🙃90Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡehYbGZ5yjQ

……

OK, I’ll show myself out.

PS: 既然有人穿鑿附會出「止戈為武」之說，技工瞎掰出「解虫為蟹」應該也不過份……吧？

PPS: 螃蟹跟昆蟲同屬泛甲殼類，肉質也有相似之處，稱蟹為蟲也不為過。(好似係)

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Last updated: May 13, 2025
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