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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq35AOIpId
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsct7oduiGm
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnZcT5DaZS
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGxVkgbpqf
飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwXXV3m6jJ
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訂單能飛去哪裡？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd401n1321S
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOpA4Gne2DB
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這也太荒唐了吧！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCVUQuT71M
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我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXetqJtwq1
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXknmSJwFg
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtuoZNpXl8
「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGEFKyDeip
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzx16Bt3dnu
要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalN2zl2HGT
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1EBmxUGyBo
我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpOmrWIQj8
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJ40ML6dlC
過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgnhyq5wHe
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可能神明今天請特休。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocTIK8MgdA
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHs3XEPW4y
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7jEprsQ0k
「追到了嗎？快回報！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglN2Hez9HD
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbegpnzzFdi
奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRWdRhaBzo
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1O6Of1GAk
我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCQHcONr3d
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5Q0K3tLWA
結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUdrHa87Mx
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07EB97r0pK
然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMolA7ZeBn0
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsMBWpjnaI
我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ23tzLQ47iT
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「這裡是哪？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaCqTur4HA
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGosd5Ub0o
巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4LWtvwPxv
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQk3OwPibV
「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC1EkqCPbF
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSysc29AcU
我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahy1q6Q7lt
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcwdn2o2A1
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i1YM5N86f
我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlflIO94O65
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrygjtkzP5B
巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPK9PrvgU1
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我的臉色瞬間大變。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EM1VweGQR
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsjd0GpBlT
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVczYm0seBn
我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr8qpHJbLB
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就在我陷入絕望時——84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXxkYsIlJW
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoh67wzZvh
嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡef86eeaa4w
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseX8fm3Teg
老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBhdIhhVQC
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTasKm98W1c
我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIfgTusFWp
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbPWnUlRIs
下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqST3JUTq5
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJm948H7bCE
「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrogJnPWYcD
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我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVf3uSlJSu
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXX42RQ7IQ
巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sPpSowhN9
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdMQcA9sW4
巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbYeSwIQKT
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQ6KsXU6UN
我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kQZJAnirJ
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLoCASkyJK
巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXcsK8akJK
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「認真的！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡec2vjasTVF
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「好，成交。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUef9zpDXY6
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9KXVGs8WB
她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4g4DuBvRDW
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUUllHsJ5DE
巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJqUVZex00
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrWLdHmIxA
我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFDPheD1g0B
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHesqPmLNg2
「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iyhHr2RCu
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQey7ONuVVx
醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdg9u1GF83
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2X1v0RVHTn
巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR3RQEHy21
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1F7Nh20ne
不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8e8LP7WOYc
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWCZKEHAoF
我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNJyL9WWYG
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrsrRDsoN7X
我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t41I7nOZO
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjksaHL9npA
巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAOSR3mWqJ
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFIwQi7d4I
我心中百般掙扎。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlleg9rmtyt
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少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30ucrYAF4U
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquucLoWcbn
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkJtkvmtyO
但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFmLbxm3qc
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxWWqEo9ie
如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1Ks7C7puS
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRA61TpC3pg
巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTYeTEh9QQ
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJZdf7tzDj
我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5lqvouwqd
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYYL0ZvxY5Q
我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVjKSFuS6q
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbRYUMsMvsb
巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxSrZbTosl
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgaQ1APg3kh
「真的是這樣嗎？」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbeo6Rb2rg
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4hpZ2q7xI
「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0JBUGwmQD
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eyqTYk74v
巫婆嘲諷地說。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRTFrTcdKa
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下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxnVcjyt4Z
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDwLBJ7kmJ
巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1fsiyLmPw
84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnm93F6y1aN
然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbeISo1ChE
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她說要吃掉我……84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4weWWjAodG
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難道……是另一種意思？84Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd0vRq8mFt
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