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我例行性地從辦公室走出來，朝公司大門走去，準備領取外送的飲料。身為公司菜鳥，幫所有同事拿珍珠奶茶是我每天的任務，共計一百零八杯，沉甸甸的職場責任。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdPiOwzrwD
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手機突然發出刺耳的鈴聲，上司傳來一則訊息——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCB4g5efr3
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「訂單飛走了，趕快追回來！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZe8pAsGyy
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飛走？我的腦袋瞬間當機。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4zyRNSbHp
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訂單能飛去哪裡？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JtZTwG6WQ
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答案是——一百零八杯珍珠奶茶在半路被騎著飛天掃把的巫婆搶走了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlUu2Vnx0i
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這也太荒唐了吧！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5S1snTNugv
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我心裡叫苦連天，公司的頂樓不是有直升機嗎？怎麼會叫我去追？我連車都沒有。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkUn80jJQB
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「經理，我只有單車，我要怎麼追飛天巫婆？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh33ARSRWY
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「笨蛋！那台直升機是老闆的，誰敢開？公司裡你最菜，當然派你去。好好表現！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSWrQi7IDO
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要怎麼追到在天上飛的巫婆啊？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8rY9yRmvX
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我突然想起阿嬤教我的咒語，心中默念：「南無阿彌陀佛，南無阿彌陀佛……」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVoYorGMX5
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過了半天，神蹟沒有發生。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqot0A2MehZ
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可能神明今天請特休。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzAgFQYAu0
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這時，上司的訊息又來了——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjiUThuPkN9
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「追到了嗎？快回報！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXCD6WcLmo
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奇蹟不會發生，我只能靠自己。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuxl2IEU8T
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我騎上單車，在街上像無頭蒼蠅亂晃，視線緊盯著藍天，尋找巫婆的蹤影。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSKaJf4XAO
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結果，一個不留神，我被逆向行駛的砂石車迎面撞上，砰——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmXbTKXJRu
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然後，我泡進了一鍋溫熱的液體裡。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmukISnw0Gw
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我在鍋裡掙扎，發現四周漂浮著大量黑珍珠，奶茶的黏稠感讓我渾身不適，身體像是泡在某種胃液中，糖分一點一滴滲入毛細孔。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPP2FpGNcKR
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「這裡是哪？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLydMulMiPq
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巫婆的臉湊近，笑吟吟地看著我。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3KrGoH94d
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「我在天上看見你差點被砂石車撞死，出於好心，把你救起來。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P8NJqihBz
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我盯著她，這巫婆美得不像話，完全不是童話裡那種滿臉皺紋、鼻子長瘤的老婦人。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YawLNBlPm
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但我還泡在奶茶鍋裡，這說詞可信嗎？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3CAbXRARq
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我緊張地問：「妳對我做了什麼？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfRyjFTu0b
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巫婆唇角一勾，語帶戲謔：「臭小子，你沒聽過『青蛙撞奶』嗎？你就是青蛙，哈哈哈哈！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObKI5Hf1T9
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我的臉色瞬間大變。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMGohQ012T
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這巫婆外表美麗，內心卻極度惡劣！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMfx7TVbGeG
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我掙扎著想爬出鍋子，但鍋口太高，我手碰不到，腳也踩不著底。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7o8DhlWqDW
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就在我陷入絕望時——67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOezNnwwfy4
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嗡嗡嗡——直升機飛來了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93F39IUSlH
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老闆從上面探出頭，對我大喊：「小子，撐住！我放下救援繩梯！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELfGdKRwRU
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我激動萬分，心想太好了，老闆終於來救我了！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi4UybwJa8
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下一秒，直升機上丟下來的卻是一張感謝狀。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFIdLLAJXN
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「感謝你為公司的付出，我們找到比你更新鮮的年輕人，明天不用來上班，祝福你未來光芒萬丈。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dybK4vKmO
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我握著感謝狀，絕望地沉入湯底。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJ6gI0eLvR
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巫婆笑眯眯地準備蓋上鍋蓋，我連忙喊道：「住手！我身體早已被加班摧殘，毒素累積，吃了肯定會拉肚子三天三夜！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fRctgXqaH
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巫婆眉頭微皺，猶豫地咕噥：「難得有個好吃的小鮮肉，不吃可惜……但吃了可能會中毒……」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyutEN0BSi
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我見狀，立刻趁熱打鐵：「與其吃掉我，不如讓我當你的學徒！我會努力工作，為你創造十倍業績！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWLnEFCnYH
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巫婆盯著我，一字一句道：「你是認真的？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEQ0b1vF3i
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「認真的！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl7rgvFNAe
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「好，成交。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1yJgpkULsE
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她輕輕一抱，把我從湯鍋裡提了出來，像拎一隻玩偶般毫不費力。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoFKCV23T2
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巫婆遞給我一把刀：「你的第一個任務——去取一顆少女真摯的心。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gcZUhoot6
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我大驚：「妳要我殺人？！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLp9it7gtA
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「當然！」她冷笑，「你以為我天生就長這麼美嗎？當然是用少女的心敷臉啊！67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K4cgR30Wg
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醒來時，我躺在醫院的病床上，手裡還握著那把刀。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjwekYg7FK
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巫婆的聲音在耳邊幽幽響起：「青蛙！等一下就有少女來看你了，這是你的好機會……」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAuiqhJBkD
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不久，一顆金色的球滾到床邊，一名身穿洋裝的少女開口：「先生，可以幫我撿球嗎？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡywGM2ljuOO
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我本想抱怨她怎麼不自己撿，卻發現她坐在輪椅上。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA1iR1z1tp
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我心生憐憫，撿起球遞給她。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbtJNPnPF4
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巫婆的聲音又在我耳邊幽幽響起：「殺了她，挖出她的心……」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHqHNq8YY8
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我心中百般掙扎。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNi1mQWYdu
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少女純真的笑容讓我動搖。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmLtNjpfYK
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這份笑容讓我想起童年，那時的快樂很簡單——父親帶我去雜貨店買一把塑膠劍，我就能開心好幾天。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAh3ORn7vE5
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但現在，作為一個打工仔，快樂好難。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnOMu5c26R
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如果我摘下她的心，她的父母、朋友再也見不到這個笑容了。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBimhVreCvK
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巫婆冷冷地問：「你要快樂，還是死亡？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKtoeI1cjO
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我緊握拳頭：「你殺了我吧！我要用生命守護這份笑容。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnV2BTqOq8
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我將刀遞給巫婆，稟住呼吸，平靜地接受自己的命運。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCdySvmO83
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巫婆露出哭笑不得的笑容說：「我真是被你打敗了！我跟你說這世界上最沒用的特質就是單純，你身上百分之百的屬性就是單純，所以你就是沒用的人。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZ7Vw2zmtQ
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「真的是這樣嗎？」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4l9soxdbf
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「連殺人都心軟，你算甚麼男人？古來英雄豪傑手上不都沾滿人血嗎？既然你怎麼沒用，今晚你就當我的火鍋料吧！」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZ3gex6agn
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巫婆嘲諷地說。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKCld0Gpnw
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下一秒，我再次被丟進鍋中，與竹輪、魚板、貢丸、豆腐、水晶餃子、肉片、白菜一起共浴。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTa5rgIZ7zZ
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巫婆笑吟吟地看著我：「雖然沒少女的心敷臉，但吃掉小鮮肉也不錯。」67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7KAxnb5IG
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然後，她脫下長袍，跳進鍋裡，目光火熱，露出雪白的牙齒。67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnv5OEEpcn
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她說要吃掉我……67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS31GL67Rru
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難道……是另一種意思？67Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDtnntr21J
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