No Plagiarism!zYSejn5AQr6dMFeb1RNxposted on PENANA 就算對方是蟑螂,也要有所謂的「禮儀」。8964 copyright protection208PENANAmvjbaZ4Jkz 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAGl3dIuk1HC
8964 copyright protection208PENANA5jH2KTnAnp 維尼
當下是2025年的悠閒早晨,陽光透過落地窗,溫柔地灑落在客廳的沙發上。8964 copyright protection208PENANAZzEsH6aM9v 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAQhBjhB96BU
8964 copyright protection208PENANAFzG23Ohj1k 維尼
昨日剛尋得一位失散已久的狐狸族同伴,心情大好,便打算今日好好犒勞自己。8964 copyright protection208PENANAiLDNMumcNu 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAw2sOVzW1fV
8964 copyright protection208PENANArXShTjSRzW 維尼
於是,我決定前往住宅對面,那家要價七十元的高級滷肉飯店,買上一碗享受這難得的美好時光。8964 copyright protection208PENANAxPsu61zcId 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANANSIMr82VH2
8964 copyright protection208PENANAHUEZkPrdkS 維尼
然而,就在我準備推門而出的瞬間——8964 copyright protection208PENANAGrPuTE13Cq 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAwVtAJzYMOz
8964 copyright protection208PENANAgr3umV998c 維尼
一隻蟑螂,赫然出現在玄關處。8964 copyright protection208PENANARCemKKYlIF 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAilZgIamD6q
8964 copyright protection208PENANAvtX2fY7r7y 維尼
身為活了千年的狐狸精,什麼大風大浪沒見過?8964 copyright protection208PENANAx1d7g0HBWb 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAhYHpPH2hWx
8964 copyright protection208PENANA7ctSq3Hptv 維尼
嗯,前提是——那隻蟑螂要離我至少五百公尺。8964 copyright protection208PENANAXxSK5QVHiF 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAVsQhHEHjSO
8964 copyright protection208PENANAKtrTUmt9CR 維尼
我失聲尖叫,瞬間嚇回原型,四處竄逃!8964 copyright protection208PENANA00ZWltI5jA 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAVJmL5LeCuq
8964 copyright protection208PENANAgygF0ae8dI 維尼
身後的九條狐尾炸成一團,尖牙畢露,不斷對著那不速之客低吼,試圖以氣勢壓制牠,希望這位「公子」能識趣地自行離開。8964 copyright protection208PENANA1Ue6tcysVs 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAxSEeGkHOBr
8964 copyright protection208PENANANxT3ROy0qq 維尼
然而,這蟑螂似乎並無絲毫退意,於是我啟動腦波念力,強行與牠溝通。8964 copyright protection208PENANA0SCmtrAL5H 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAcMmDuK1Rb2
8964 copyright protection208PENANAyvJRH0QsCd 維尼
不久,一道輕佻的聲音鑽入我的腦海——8964 copyright protection208PENANAhfH3csDEql 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAd0ON3relTl
8964 copyright protection208PENANAjtP7pxkg8C 維尼
「呦,姑娘,離我這麼遠,可是會讓我傷心難過的。」8964 copyright protection208PENANAh7PcUNbmZ1 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAONxT82Yvni
8964 copyright protection208PENANAXMM60GGCU9 維尼
……沒想到,這蟑螂不僅髒,還很油。8964 copyright protection208PENANAQzBZSlyfA7 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANABCSeCmNMcH
8964 copyright protection208PENANAGtA42WMdkY 維尼
內心雖然已是驚恐與憤怒交織,但仍努力保持冷靜,以狐族優雅的姿態,試圖與之溝通:「不好意思,這裡乃是妾身之家,還請公子移步,莫要逗留。」8964 copyright protection208PENANAx4Vp4YwHc5 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAYhGv8Kafl8
8964 copyright protection208PENANAIdjBXdnxht 維尼
然而,蟑螂聽後竟「嘖」了一聲,語氣輕浮道——8964 copyright protection208PENANAKkOgrWa790 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA87smEAluFk
8964 copyright protection208PENANAF3wlqRMD0h 維尼
「那可不行,看見這般貌美的姑娘,不好好親熱,我可對不起自己。」8964 copyright protection208PENANAFG1cTAOvdT 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAD6TzLoGFFW
8964 copyright protection208PENANA8dTEO2eJp5 維尼
說完,他還特意拍了拍翅膀,彷彿要展示自身的「雄性魅力」。8964 copyright protection208PENANAZ6jdRV4zOy 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA30rdBHw29H
8964 copyright protection208PENANAgvoPM9qFn3 維尼
這下,我氣得毛都炸了。8964 copyright protection208PENANA15cN3qGna7 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANATR8JUl5R35
8964 copyright protection208PENANACUmnhBd0gW 維尼
既然對方不講道理,那便只能訴諸武力!8964 copyright protection208PENANACIcPfUcqrE 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAkwCxRdXNlm
8964 copyright protection208PENANAnqVZKbdcbZ 維尼
我瞬間變回人形,轉身走向客廳,拔出了電視機後的武士刀。8964 copyright protection208PENANAnPJVY5mOTz 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAy050vCjQLl
8964 copyright protection208PENANAb4J8Ie0uGa 維尼
握住刀柄,氣息平穩,我眼神一冷——8964 copyright protection208PENANA6nlKWXqZNj 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAv4LIOy4I7z
8964 copyright protection208PENANAQ9KAN1SeYl 維尼
「尾狐一式:未嚐一敗!」8964 copyright protection208PENANA0k1m8zbi4k 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAldfdRP6i9P
8964 copyright protection208PENANA6wW9pwJWzN 維尼
刀光掠過,粉色刀氣稍縱即逝,劍風所過之處,蟑螂已然斷成兩截!8964 copyright protection208PENANA4RmjxfdGDH 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAyVRbPIeaDy
8964 copyright protection208PENANAPuiKIBsM6z 維尼
然而……8964 copyright protection208PENANAgRSgFxgLfY 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAssXLs7hviQ
8964 copyright protection208PENANAKzyB4Vx6Bs 維尼
「哈哈哈!很好!很好!有點意思!」8964 copyright protection208PENANAymAXaDne0m 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAkLGOn0YaP8
8964 copyright protection208PENANAz7eVdwD8Yk 維尼
已經身首分離的蟑螂,竟然還能說話?!8964 copyright protection208PENANAiXUJPzV056 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA2VSc8eR5tY
8964 copyright protection208PENANALqmH06zc3K 維尼
牠上半身不停地扭動,像極了一尾詭異的魚,似乎在生命的最後時刻,仍不忘噁心我一番。8964 copyright protection208PENANAYCnK8KLfje 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA5nPI9cuodo
8964 copyright protection208PENANAVitdFtEZIj 維尼
「呵呵呵呵,沒想到吧?」牠冷笑道,「我們蟑螂族可不是蓋的!」8964 copyright protection208PENANAirI4LRS0FC 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAN0IBoJHN4U
8964 copyright protection208PENANAUV5Ptyd87d 維尼
這一刻,我明白了——這不是一場單純的蟲害問題,這是一場異種生物的終極對決!8964 copyright protection208PENANAjkhMlVbtfQ 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAVtm9Bp0UQo
8964 copyright protection208PENANAeNfoQbmcFj 維尼
然而,再頑強的敵人,終究敵不過時間。8964 copyright protection208PENANAel1lA1we6Q 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAuXSX2pn2Sh
8964 copyright protection208PENANA5mS1XTLSpU 維尼
數十分鐘後,蟑螂先生終於停止了掙扎。8964 copyright protection208PENANAcK0LZy392j 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAzUee1cwhaJ
8964 copyright protection208PENANAqo3zKaP9cN 維尼
看著這位竟能扛下我一刀的「漢子」,我決定給予他最高的尊重——8964 copyright protection208PENANAdfjK5bnjxs 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAHvAZDYgGvm
8964 copyright protection208PENANAcYthPtKnc6 維尼
我親手將他埋葬於庭院之中,確保他永不見日,來世別做蟑螂。8964 copyright protection208PENANAAaSgEbOxGc 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAm1PSpc13rI
8964 copyright protection208PENANAAZF7RyyZRL 維尼
可惜,這場惡戰結束後,當我看了眼時間——8964 copyright protection208PENANAsISnWSrfqK 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA2gA7PqAFQn
8964 copyright protection208PENANAu2ipKuJgKP 維尼
十二點了。8964 copyright protection208PENANAAjViKNJTDF 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAKLlXyxESmh
8964 copyright protection208PENANAq066rvqBnH 維尼
我的早餐,已經被蟑螂給毀了。8964 copyright protection208PENANAUMotWAl1SP 維尼
————————————————————————8964 copyright protection208PENANA74mENRqftW 維尼
(現實情況)8964 copyright protection208PENANADlFxYgn6D1 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAZOeHHo0O7X
8964 copyright protection208PENANAxhsSvYuXQV 維尼
「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊———有蟑螂!」8964 copyright protection208PENANAkmikAJI37o 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAgUJ9LrrxH6
8964 copyright protection208PENANAQqrorxCp6n 維尼
(拿起拖鞋)8964 copyright protection208PENANAmKin3GaYUA 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAwo961AkTKC
8964 copyright protection208PENANASoUILnakL6 維尼
「(躲在數十米處)嗚嗚嗚嗚⋯⋯(發抖)」8964 copyright protection208PENANAweN3gWV3zh 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANARkUXQiQchU
8964 copyright protection208PENANAPDH9I7QDSF 維尼
(蟑螂拍動翅膀)8964 copyright protection208PENANArpIH9pMvjU 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAVM1L2NDH0L
8964 copyright protection208PENANA1getv7Erab 維尼
「(美女方言),你不要過來喔!我勸你善良———啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection208PENANA4AL6tNHiFN 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAA9gs2NDND0
8964 copyright protection208PENANAJhLNDIKQ2D 維尼
(鼓起勇氣、心理建設、上前拍打)8964 copyright protection208PENANAepCYLVLI5y 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAoOrX77bymR
8964 copyright protection208PENANAoqdZivUglx 維尼
(蟑螂飛起!)8964 copyright protection208PENANAD9YOrCdfpD 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANAbGJf22sQKU
8964 copyright protection208PENANA8JOHFGTJUx 維尼
「e04!我不要這家了!房子賣你好吧!求求你放過我!啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection208PENANAOAOnBo8OxP 維尼
212Please respect copyright.PENANA4gHesrmxmP
8964 copyright protection208PENANAIGydvjRDaZ 維尼
能感受到我的崩潰嗎⋯⋯(還好最後處理掉了)8964 copyright protection208PENANARWp3KTU00T 維尼
216.73.216.32
ns216.73.216.32da2