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嗯,前提是——那隻蟑螂要離我至少五百公尺。8964 copyright protection210PENANARFnHWjXv3Y 維尼
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身後的九條狐尾炸成一團,尖牙畢露,不斷對著那不速之客低吼,試圖以氣勢壓制牠,希望這位「公子」能識趣地自行離開。8964 copyright protection210PENANAzeTOO3gz0Z 維尼
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然而,這蟑螂似乎並無絲毫退意,於是我啟動腦波念力,強行與牠溝通。8964 copyright protection210PENANAVa6aqfYR2s 維尼
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……沒想到,這蟑螂不僅髒,還很油。8964 copyright protection210PENANAXqpJdti4ju 維尼
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內心雖然已是驚恐與憤怒交織,但仍努力保持冷靜,以狐族優雅的姿態,試圖與之溝通:「不好意思,這裡乃是妾身之家,還請公子移步,莫要逗留。」8964 copyright protection210PENANAWNwdPlTYoL 維尼
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然而,蟑螂聽後竟「嘖」了一聲,語氣輕浮道——8964 copyright protection210PENANAYSMuK3KLAF 維尼
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「那可不行,看見這般貌美的姑娘,不好好親熱,我可對不起自己。」8964 copyright protection210PENANAjJu02BfxHT 維尼
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說完,他還特意拍了拍翅膀,彷彿要展示自身的「雄性魅力」。8964 copyright protection210PENANAv6UmKfY4j2 維尼
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這下,我氣得毛都炸了。8964 copyright protection210PENANAtsrEuo2XuF 維尼
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既然對方不講道理,那便只能訴諸武力!8964 copyright protection210PENANAAwVNN7Sr2K 維尼
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我瞬間變回人形,轉身走向客廳,拔出了電視機後的武士刀。8964 copyright protection210PENANAthZTbaFmdw 維尼
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握住刀柄,氣息平穩,我眼神一冷——8964 copyright protection210PENANAz8I6czZpmF 維尼
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「尾狐一式:未嚐一敗!」8964 copyright protection210PENANAAjtiUDnwR1 維尼
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刀光掠過,粉色刀氣稍縱即逝,劍風所過之處,蟑螂已然斷成兩截!8964 copyright protection210PENANAchv3nVMZ2l 維尼
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然而……8964 copyright protection210PENANA6dfLBQjQia 維尼
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「哈哈哈!很好!很好!有點意思!」8964 copyright protection210PENANAKBMEhfixhT 維尼
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已經身首分離的蟑螂,竟然還能說話?!8964 copyright protection210PENANA9gQjaHNfnI 維尼
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牠上半身不停地扭動,像極了一尾詭異的魚,似乎在生命的最後時刻,仍不忘噁心我一番。8964 copyright protection210PENANA2AZsZ1EdSc 維尼
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「呵呵呵呵,沒想到吧?」牠冷笑道,「我們蟑螂族可不是蓋的!」8964 copyright protection210PENANAVmGm4vwmRC 維尼
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這一刻,我明白了——這不是一場單純的蟲害問題,這是一場異種生物的終極對決!8964 copyright protection210PENANAbXIQA6KE6I 維尼
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然而,再頑強的敵人,終究敵不過時間。8964 copyright protection210PENANAmMYGREXIDs 維尼
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數十分鐘後,蟑螂先生終於停止了掙扎。8964 copyright protection210PENANAfzpTeTIo8t 維尼
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看著這位竟能扛下我一刀的「漢子」,我決定給予他最高的尊重——8964 copyright protection210PENANAhHWILCguGK 維尼
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我親手將他埋葬於庭院之中,確保他永不見日,來世別做蟑螂。8964 copyright protection210PENANAbcS0WRgl4F 維尼
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可惜,這場惡戰結束後,當我看了眼時間——8964 copyright protection210PENANA0V1B0USPuF 維尼
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十二點了。8964 copyright protection210PENANAGyMPC37amX 維尼
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我的早餐,已經被蟑螂給毀了。8964 copyright protection210PENANA12Tspp4FnP 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊———有蟑螂!」8964 copyright protection210PENANAMuMQhjkmz0 維尼
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「(躲在數十米處)嗚嗚嗚嗚⋯⋯(發抖)」8964 copyright protection210PENANAd6mUxqcjU3 維尼
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「(美女方言),你不要過來喔!我勸你善良———啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection210PENANAdci4VoU2E8 維尼
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「e04!我不要這家了!房子賣你好吧!求求你放過我!啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection210PENANAuZe7fIQ95j 維尼
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能感受到我的崩潰嗎⋯⋯(還好最後處理掉了)8964 copyright protection210PENANAbEHOBGQJHE 維尼
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