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昨日剛尋得一位失散已久的狐狸族同伴,心情大好,便打算今日好好犒勞自己。8964 copyright protection96PENANABKLZDWmCNY 維尼
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嗯,前提是——那隻蟑螂要離我至少五百公尺。8964 copyright protection96PENANAfvsVMFsWFI 維尼
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身後的九條狐尾炸成一團,尖牙畢露,不斷對著那不速之客低吼,試圖以氣勢壓制牠,希望這位「公子」能識趣地自行離開。8964 copyright protection96PENANAS36a9W87Ax 維尼
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然而,這蟑螂似乎並無絲毫退意,於是我啟動腦波念力,強行與牠溝通。8964 copyright protection96PENANAmqeTapUJ8v 維尼
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……沒想到,這蟑螂不僅髒,還很油。8964 copyright protection96PENANAMzTe9oEo7E 維尼
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內心雖然已是驚恐與憤怒交織,但仍努力保持冷靜,以狐族優雅的姿態,試圖與之溝通:「不好意思,這裡乃是妾身之家,還請公子移步,莫要逗留。」8964 copyright protection96PENANAEAIwMPTxIq 維尼
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說完,他還特意拍了拍翅膀,彷彿要展示自身的「雄性魅力」。8964 copyright protection96PENANAI8KgXIETSP 維尼
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這下,我氣得毛都炸了。8964 copyright protection96PENANAycUkcOU77Z 維尼
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既然對方不講道理,那便只能訴諸武力!8964 copyright protection96PENANAUe1NUd0TGO 維尼
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我瞬間變回人形,轉身走向客廳,拔出了電視機後的武士刀。8964 copyright protection96PENANAa6wRuF5629 維尼
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握住刀柄,氣息平穩,我眼神一冷——8964 copyright protection96PENANA7Dq0zTTm6D 維尼
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刀光掠過,粉色刀氣稍縱即逝,劍風所過之處,蟑螂已然斷成兩截!8964 copyright protection96PENANA7GqjH4nLek 維尼
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已經身首分離的蟑螂,竟然還能說話?!8964 copyright protection96PENANAwEXTbrGSre 維尼
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牠上半身不停地扭動,像極了一尾詭異的魚,似乎在生命的最後時刻,仍不忘噁心我一番。8964 copyright protection96PENANAwAejshRhQO 維尼
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「呵呵呵呵,沒想到吧?」牠冷笑道,「我們蟑螂族可不是蓋的!」8964 copyright protection96PENANAP7UMznnFk5 維尼
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這一刻,我明白了——這不是一場單純的蟲害問題,這是一場異種生物的終極對決!8964 copyright protection96PENANAijVaeO3gI0 維尼
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數十分鐘後,蟑螂先生終於停止了掙扎。8964 copyright protection96PENANA4O9UvXA0UW 維尼
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看著這位竟能扛下我一刀的「漢子」,我決定給予他最高的尊重——8964 copyright protection96PENANASh1vwmu0X2 維尼
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我親手將他埋葬於庭院之中,確保他永不見日,來世別做蟑螂。8964 copyright protection96PENANAVbAGEeASwM 維尼
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可惜,這場惡戰結束後,當我看了眼時間——8964 copyright protection96PENANA9Jt3sCewiu 維尼
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十二點了。8964 copyright protection96PENANAUP0tOxQqv3 維尼
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我的早餐,已經被蟑螂給毀了。8964 copyright protection96PENANAlX2VXFjtZT 維尼
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「e04!我不要這家了!房子賣你好吧!求求你放過我!啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection96PENANAfTOItUPrgI 維尼
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