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身後的九條狐尾炸成一團,尖牙畢露,不斷對著那不速之客低吼,試圖以氣勢壓制牠,希望這位「公子」能識趣地自行離開。8964 copyright protection164PENANAbX8QgQPr7y 維尼
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……沒想到,這蟑螂不僅髒,還很油。8964 copyright protection164PENANAGPZkizolwT 維尼
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內心雖然已是驚恐與憤怒交織,但仍努力保持冷靜,以狐族優雅的姿態,試圖與之溝通:「不好意思,這裡乃是妾身之家,還請公子移步,莫要逗留。」8964 copyright protection164PENANAmC1sVhLyo5 維尼
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這下,我氣得毛都炸了。8964 copyright protection164PENANAeI4htVtckz 維尼
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既然對方不講道理,那便只能訴諸武力!8964 copyright protection164PENANAXnfAqlGVSo 維尼
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我瞬間變回人形,轉身走向客廳,拔出了電視機後的武士刀。8964 copyright protection164PENANAJbDVH3fNj8 維尼
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握住刀柄,氣息平穩,我眼神一冷——8964 copyright protection164PENANADdO9Ced4IP 維尼
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刀光掠過,粉色刀氣稍縱即逝,劍風所過之處,蟑螂已然斷成兩截!8964 copyright protection164PENANAdcxtF08PbX 維尼
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「哈哈哈!很好!很好!有點意思!」8964 copyright protection164PENANAGNtPHILAf9 維尼
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已經身首分離的蟑螂,竟然還能說話?!8964 copyright protection164PENANAiFAt77CrWz 維尼
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牠上半身不停地扭動,像極了一尾詭異的魚,似乎在生命的最後時刻,仍不忘噁心我一番。8964 copyright protection164PENANAHXdvbA1vQk 維尼
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「呵呵呵呵,沒想到吧?」牠冷笑道,「我們蟑螂族可不是蓋的!」8964 copyright protection164PENANAMMnFDLPttf 維尼
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這一刻,我明白了——這不是一場單純的蟲害問題,這是一場異種生物的終極對決!8964 copyright protection164PENANA5I2kckGaWh 維尼
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數十分鐘後,蟑螂先生終於停止了掙扎。8964 copyright protection164PENANAuog6uicq17 維尼
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看著這位竟能扛下我一刀的「漢子」,我決定給予他最高的尊重——8964 copyright protection164PENANAVhCyqQDTep 維尼
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我親手將他埋葬於庭院之中,確保他永不見日,來世別做蟑螂。8964 copyright protection164PENANAlQ4nTGZEHF 維尼
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可惜,這場惡戰結束後,當我看了眼時間——8964 copyright protection164PENANAGl6LfsL602 維尼
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十二點了。8964 copyright protection164PENANAwf52Ul8kzP 維尼
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我的早餐,已經被蟑螂給毀了。8964 copyright protection164PENANAGCfUZynisP 維尼
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「啊啊啊啊啊啊啊———有蟑螂!」8964 copyright protection164PENANAdxp7fBpTci 維尼
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「e04!我不要這家了!房子賣你好吧!求求你放過我!啊啊啊啊啊———」8964 copyright protection164PENANA4msNEh03BK 維尼
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