早上七點，陳小衰從床上醒來，心情大好。今天是個特別的日子——他決定要改變人生！不再倒楣、不再搞砸任何事！44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANCB7BfB56
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUXld3dZ2t
「從今天起，我要做一個正常人！」他站在鏡子前握拳宣誓。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKli2LJW7m
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Qwjq6EScb
五分鐘後，他踩到自己的拖鞋，整個人用飛撲的姿勢摔進了衣櫃。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzJf5Sb0pl
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdamxG7SSKa
「沒事！只是小小的意外！」陳小衰爬起來，繼續對自己洗腦。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeRE24zZPs
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3fjEL12AY
然後，他拿起牙刷，擠上牙膏，往嘴裡一放——嗯？怎麼辣辣的？44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXzxjffkKHi
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLv6UufBSr
他低頭一看，手上那條「牙膏」寫著三個大字：洗面乳。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsuTfRuwsJ
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMYUSHuR55
「呃呃呃呃呃！！！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmLvIVuDRL
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ869eTWfSmA
當他一邊狂漱口一邊懷疑人生的時候，他的手機突然響了。來電的是他的兩個死黨，王小霉和李必衰，沒錯，他們就是命運選中的「倒霉三人組」。44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DvPDdmZDg
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtHhS3U9r7
王小霉：「快！我們去試試今天一定不會倒楣的方法！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ63zHlGEFg
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBQ22fI6jt
李必衰：「我們找到一本書，上面說只要我們三個在出門前大喊三次我是幸運兒，就能改變命運！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMfkyaMpkA
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6eD87gZdV
陳小衰：「真的假的？感覺很唬人欸……」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfdTOhqtfW
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5HtoLyhRA
王小霉：「不試試看怎麼知道？」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVYnyvg4Ou
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh6VGBMcgl
三個人站在公園集合，手牽手，深吸一口氣，齊聲大喊——44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhwoEkuO4U
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiO8ZW1IxfU
「我是幸運兒！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLRDyXPO3O
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NWL9aukRX
「我是幸運兒！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIo5sBsHuh
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RvJEUrFv7
「我是幸運兒！」44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqA3NOUYH7
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA6qyRo8QX
然後，天上的鳥直接往他們頭上拉了一坨……44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuWefMn4tC
44Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxg5DiQUab
第一章·完8964 copyright protection40ＰＥＮＡＮＡQRWb9tuNiA 維尼

216.73.216.168