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四姨媽嗰張紙上面寫嘅嘢,應該已經一早比婆婆食咗,所以換言之,二舅父喺呢個回合係直接自動勝出嘅。8964 copyright protection496PENANApLEqKYAE62 維尼
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「唔好掛住望人啦,搞掂自己先啦。」我老豆拍一拍我,令我重新注視返眼前32樽的滴雞精。8964 copyright protection496PENANANau69SBktU 維尼
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「阿仔,你真係太年輕啦。你知唔知道本身雞精呢樣嘢係好熱氣㗎?然後滴雞精係雞精嘅精華,換言之係更加熱氣嘅。平時雞精飲一兩樽啦,都已經會令人爆曬暗瘡。而家我哋要一口氣,每人起碼飲10樽,我諗我哋塊面爆到月球表面咁樣都搞唔掂。」老母嘅表情令到我幻想到呢件事有幾咁災難。8964 copyright protection496PENANAa0Y7udcZjY 維尼
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「算啦老婆,塊面爆瘡都好過連個頭都爆埋。」老豆一手拎起咗第一樽滴雞精,「放心啦老婆,就算你成塊面都係暗瘡,我都係咁愛你。」8964 copyright protection496PENANAe5dlDda9n7 維尼
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「老公。」老母聽到老豆嘅愛的宣言,毫不猶豫咁拎起咗另一樽滴雞精,含情脈脈咁樣望住老豆,「不求同年同月同日生暗瘡,但求同年同月同日飲雞精。」8964 copyright protection496PENANAMsJyRUITvt 維尼
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如果唔知情嘅人望到,仲以為佢兩條友拍緊「羅密歐與茱麗葉」,飲樽滴雞精飲到好似兩個人準備飲毒藥殉情自殺咁樣。8964 copyright protection496PENANAUCUkGODrYw 維尼
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我感覺到我成口都係腥味,嗰種腥味,令我突然間明白咗點解呢一樽野個名叫做「雞精」。8964 copyright protection496PENANAMalxRJKzzN 維尼
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「唔好諗咁多啦,唔好停,繼續飲。」我老豆一手拎咗一支比佢自己,然後就隊咗一支俾我。8964 copyright protection496PENANAIcgdcwtIdt 維尼
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呢種腥臭味嘅感覺實在太恐怖,我覺得玩完呢個遊戲如果我冇死嘅話,我願意唔食雞一年。8964 copyright protection496PENANA1cJlwvNCg4 維尼
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除咗我哋一家喺度瘋狂飲雞精之外,其實其餘嗰幾家人都非常之忙碌。8964 copyright protection496PENANAKqwem4GlVx 維尼
大舅父同埋大舅母瘋狂咁樣食緊曲奇餅,廚房嗰邊亦都傳來五舅父同埋河馬係咁睇住到底幾時煮熟晒12個鮑魚麵。8964 copyright protection496PENANABahTXd854h 維尼
但係講到最絕望嘅,應該就係四姨媽。8964 copyright protection496PENANAdL4SFiCg7X 維尼
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