No Plagiarism!7ukdQLM1o9tTyZJnSOjuposted on PENANA 經過幾星期的「地獄補習」,嘉嘉漸漸習慣加拿大的學校生活,但這並不代表她變成學霸,反而在「蝦碌學伴」阿森和Emma的影響下,她的讀書方式變得越來越……另類。8964 copyright protection38PENANAR7iScIvIPv 維尼
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這天放學後,三人決定去圖書館補習數學,為即將到來的單元測驗做準備。8964 copyright protection38PENANA0zQByiCT2k 維尼
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嘉嘉:「嚟啦,今日一定要搞掂呢幾條題目!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAmKDxctCt05 維尼
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阿森:「冇問題!但係補習之前可唔可以買杯珍珠奶茶?」8964 copyright protection38PENANADkhDlKeqmX 維尼
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Emma扶額:「上次都係咁講,最後成日只係討論珍珠邊間好飲,結果數學一題都冇做!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAuuOhTHigZC 維尼
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阿森理直氣壯:「數學唔緊要,生活態度更重要!」8964 copyright protection38PENANArC6xn4swrf 維尼
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嘉嘉:「……你幾時有呢個人生哲理?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAYlULIdW7ym 維尼
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Emma嘆口氣:「無論點,我哋今日一定要做題目!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZYObnvx8ve 維尼
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三人坐定後,開始挑戰代數方程式。8964 copyright protection38PENANAqQktDS2D46 維尼
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嘉嘉:「呢題係……『Solve for x: 3x + 5 = 20』。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAZqvoDDp8DC 維尼
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阿森:「Easy!X=5!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA3GULM5VqsL 維尼
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Emma:「等陣,應該係3x=15,x=5,冇錯!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAYTxgXSCif6 維尼
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三人拍掌慶祝,好像已經考滿分一樣。8964 copyright protection38PENANAdIDE6J8tsi 維尼
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然後下一題出現了:「2(3x - 4) = 10」。8964 copyright protection38PENANA5Cd9iACDNE 維尼
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三人集體靜默,對望。8964 copyright protection38PENANANIp9S6vcCv 維尼
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嘉嘉:「……等陣,我哋啱啱個公式係點?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdafHD7NfyW 維尼
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阿森:「唔記得咗。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAgmmlQSKA6J 維尼
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Emma:「你做咩唔記得!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAXWRGiZXue8 維尼
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阿森:「因為我啱啱諗緊放學食咩。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAimfSCUm3pb 維尼
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嘉嘉:「喂!專心!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAPqih9d66f1 維尼
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阿森無奈:「好啦,試下拆括號……應該係6x - 8 = 10……之後……」8964 copyright protection38PENANAtGnYKT6QSn 維尼
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三人繼續苦戰半小時,終於把幾條簡單方程式搞掂。但嘉嘉深知,數學這條路,仍然漫長且充滿陷阱。8964 copyright protection38PENANA9Uvhf1sk2n 維尼
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英語作文之絕望篇8964 copyright protection38PENANAMlxO5522Ta 維尼
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補習數學後,Emma提議練習寫作文,因為這學期的期末考試將有一篇500字的短文要交。8964 copyright protection38PENANAFn78Q8INSJ 維尼
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Emma:「老師話作文題目係 ‘A Day That Changed My Life’。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAohWppSaECt 維尼
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阿森:「簡單!我寫我第一次食芝士漢堡。」8964 copyright protection38PENANADnIm2i8wZ9 維尼
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嘉嘉:「……呢個算唔算改變人生?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAGdRpP6Xihy 維尼
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阿森:「當然啦!嗰刻我發現芝士係咁神奇嘅食物,從此以後,我食乜都要加芝士!」8964 copyright protection38PENANA4kNmGkiY76 維尼
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Emma:「唔得,老師要深刻啲嘅主題,寫芝士唔會俾高分。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAeSfEKFUOJi 維尼
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阿森:「咁我寫第一次考試肥佬。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA0Vz1JUsqzT 維尼
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嘉嘉:「……好似又唔夠感人。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAjfjfgu0U4s 維尼
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Emma:「不如我哋講移民過嚟加拿大嗰日?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAWP9XWXG0du 維尼
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嘉嘉:「好呀,呢個確實係一個重大改變。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAAEDNmVZIat 維尼
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三人開始寫作,但問題來了——嘉嘉的英文詞彙量有限,Emma雖然文法好但寫得太學術,阿森則是天馬行空亂寫。8964 copyright protection38PENANA6PGxZ5EoXo 維尼
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嘉嘉:「I feel very……very……」8964 copyright protection38PENANAYgCExI5wLo 維尼
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阿森:「Sad?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAbgWpkKsjdu 維尼
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嘉嘉:「又唔係好 sad。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAOHHW7RDpMb 維尼
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Emma:「Confused?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAt5NTW2b4L2 維尼
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嘉嘉:「好似又唔係。」8964 copyright protection38PENANA9DLjwjhuQ8 維尼
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阿森:「咁用 ‘What the hell?’。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAnq6bsMaxis 維尼
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Emma:「……你認真?」8964 copyright protection38PENANA14V7GpzDmu 維尼
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嘉嘉:「老師見到會當我發瘋啦!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcRZmYChEh6 維尼
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經過一輪亂寫,嘉嘉的文章最終變成這樣:8964 copyright protection38PENANAe8N9Zx77YT 維尼
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The day I moved to Canada, I was very very very confused. I saw snow for the first time and thought, “What the hell?” Then, I realized that I needed to learn English, so I tried my best. But I still don’t know why people like poutine.8964 copyright protection38PENANA1jmv3y8cUO 維尼
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Emma:「妳咁寫一定會俾老師叫去辦公室!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAGQyDRQXBz4 維尼
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阿森:「但係,我覺得好真誠!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAQz8nK8pdUM 維尼
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嘉嘉:「算啦算啦,我自己再改過……」8964 copyright protection38PENANACFG6zL6R8w 維尼
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她低頭看著自己的作文,開始懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection38PENANAgCP6GffVTY 維尼
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科學實驗之混亂篇8964 copyright protection38PENANAOV8UrvyaBT 維尼
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到了科學課,三人被分配到同一組,進行一個簡單的化學實驗——測試不同溶液的酸鹼度。8964 copyright protection38PENANAfwBBOOPu1r 維尼
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老師:「請各組根據試紙顏色變化,判斷溶液的酸鹼性,然後記錄數據。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcT6e1dfRid 維尼
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三人圍在試管前,阿森負責倒溶液,嘉嘉負責觀察變化,Emma負責記錄。8964 copyright protection38PENANAOVAdwGlMdT 維尼
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阿森:「嚟啦,第一支試管,加入幾滴溶液……」8964 copyright protection38PENANAPeHbgdgYO1 維尼
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結果他一下子倒太多,溶液差點滿出來。8964 copyright protection38PENANAZHjnBojHp0 維尼
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嘉嘉:「喂!你倒少啲啦!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAgqVJBBkJYf 維尼
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阿森:「Sorry sorry!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAdGCaEuHAuG 維尼
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Emma:「快啲測試顏色!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAp5bbZctZbw 維尼
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嘉嘉:「變咗……橙色?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAb2Nws56M6w 維尼
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Emma:「橙色係乜?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcHmppewjtB 維尼
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阿森:「係橙味汽水?」8964 copyright protection38PENANACD2cLXf2y2 維尼
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Emma:「……唔係,係酸性!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAiJYYWedt9y 維尼
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嘉嘉:「係咪寫 pH 5 左右?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAseCop9wxjj 維尼
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阿森:「咁大概係啦!」8964 copyright protection38PENANAqSZ7nF4E6X 維尼
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當他們興高采烈地寫下數據,老師走過來,看了一眼,然後沉默地搖頭:「你哋啲數據完全唔啱。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAXCcqcgcqtZ 維尼
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嘉嘉:「……點解?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAkcx1WdLxU2 維尼
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老師:「因為你哋連試紙都未放入去。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAwAGMES0JF7 維尼
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三人:「……」8964 copyright protection38PENANAbHroVs667X 維尼
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阿森:「哈哈哈,Oops。」8964 copyright protection38PENANAvwh0EOnEHP 維尼
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嘉嘉:「你仲笑?」8964 copyright protection38PENANAcl3pt3QoMs 維尼
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這一刻,三人終於意識到,他們的「蝦碌補習團」可能要比想像中更努力,才能真正考過所有科目……8964 copyright protection38PENANAkjUMjV7dzE 維尼
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