No Plagiarism!CdSjVJaPemlXZCHkBoZHposted on PENANA 經過幾星期的「地獄補習」,嘉嘉漸漸習慣加拿大的學校生活,但這並不代表她變成學霸,反而在「蝦碌學伴」阿森和Emma的影響下,她的讀書方式變得越來越……另類。8964 copyright protection97PENANApsYFBNpqGi 維尼
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這天放學後,三人決定去圖書館補習數學,為即將到來的單元測驗做準備。8964 copyright protection97PENANApwumxMvaF3 維尼
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Emma扶額:「上次都係咁講,最後成日只係討論珍珠邊間好飲,結果數學一題都冇做!」8964 copyright protection97PENANA2Xf5IWP1p0 維尼
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三人坐定後,開始挑戰代數方程式。8964 copyright protection97PENANA5AKdyxXcJt 維尼
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嘉嘉:「呢題係……『Solve for x: 3x + 5 = 20』。」8964 copyright protection97PENANAjXXxWxNq3E 維尼
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然後下一題出現了:「2(3x - 4) = 10」。8964 copyright protection97PENANAHpPMclonTs 維尼
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阿森無奈:「好啦,試下拆括號……應該係6x - 8 = 10……之後……」8964 copyright protection97PENANAx5wJ7F5anC 維尼
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三人繼續苦戰半小時,終於把幾條簡單方程式搞掂。但嘉嘉深知,數學這條路,仍然漫長且充滿陷阱。8964 copyright protection97PENANA1DyZnWRJMo 維尼
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補習數學後,Emma提議練習寫作文,因為這學期的期末考試將有一篇500字的短文要交。8964 copyright protection97PENANAiDBXD3DxCk 維尼
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Emma:「老師話作文題目係 ‘A Day That Changed My Life’。」8964 copyright protection97PENANAL6ercMWG5r 維尼
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三人開始寫作,但問題來了——嘉嘉的英文詞彙量有限,Emma雖然文法好但寫得太學術,阿森則是天馬行空亂寫。8964 copyright protection97PENANAgBxeA8WHmg 維尼
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經過一輪亂寫,嘉嘉的文章最終變成這樣:8964 copyright protection97PENANAqKdXRgeojY 維尼
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The day I moved to Canada, I was very very very confused. I saw snow for the first time and thought, “What the hell?” Then, I realized that I needed to learn English, so I tried my best. But I still don’t know why people like poutine.8964 copyright protection97PENANAolWlR8FDZ1 維尼
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她低頭看著自己的作文,開始懷疑人生。8964 copyright protection97PENANAkn8pZWoneZ 維尼
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到了科學課,三人被分配到同一組,進行一個簡單的化學實驗——測試不同溶液的酸鹼度。8964 copyright protection97PENANAMXnvO2oeGv 維尼
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老師:「請各組根據試紙顏色變化,判斷溶液的酸鹼性,然後記錄數據。」8964 copyright protection97PENANANIBKUXPOl9 維尼
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三人圍在試管前,阿森負責倒溶液,嘉嘉負責觀察變化,Emma負責記錄。8964 copyright protection97PENANA66Z2ygOMih 維尼
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結果他一下子倒太多,溶液差點滿出來。8964 copyright protection97PENANAcEOMoQY07z 維尼
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嘉嘉:「喂!你倒少啲啦!」8964 copyright protection97PENANABTl37G1Wbf 維尼
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當他們興高采烈地寫下數據,老師走過來,看了一眼,然後沉默地搖頭:「你哋啲數據完全唔啱。」8964 copyright protection97PENANA3Y6cVqpWm1 維尼
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三人:「……」8964 copyright protection97PENANA4cJSNNXm0d 維尼
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這一刻,三人終於意識到,他們的「蝦碌補習團」可能要比想像中更努力,才能真正考過所有科目……8964 copyright protection97PENANAfn0MEpabPm 維尼
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