阿成比約定時間遲了十五分鐘來到星巴克。96Please respect copyright.PENANAQllsx3YSWj
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黎曼姿挑了兩張單人沙發對坐的角落位置,深色木製茶几上,有冰咖啡和已經吃了三分二的栗子蛋糕。她今天穿了立領貼身的白色毛衣和粉紅色絨毛外套。同樣噴了八婆香水。阿成坐下時乾咳兩聲。96Please respect copyright.PENANAMA19fm5eqN
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「你病了?」黎曼姿問。96Please respect copyright.PENANAtb1uMhWrSO
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「已經退燒了。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAEqnqumV8EO
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「我腳趾骨折,你今天發燒,這裡有解決這些問題的藥。」黎曼姿從背後拿出一疊不算厚的計劃書,用三顆釘書釘釘好,打印出來密密麻麻的文字。「沒有時間把它弄得美侖美奐,不過整個計劃細節都在裡面。首先,我們要通過生育試。你當時有沒有去投票?」96Please respect copyright.PENANA6r6vAXovpO
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當時全民投票要不要設立生育試,限制只有通過生育試的父母才有資格生孩子,才能得到「生育牌」。阿成看也沒看過生育試內容,毫無懸念投下贊成票。96Please respect copyright.PENANAacI3H2gNpp
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生育試會讓一批不合「資格」的父母無法生小孩,雖然不是全民禁生,雖然也會有得不到生育牌的人犯法生子,但還是會減少孩子出生的數目。反對生育的阿成當然投贊成。96Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9NopTtQor
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黎曼姿說:「我也投了。」她投的也是贊成。經過生育試篩選後,得到「資格」生孩子的父母,都是優質父母。96Please respect copyright.PENANABdri5MMD7F
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順利考獲生育牌的父母必須有能力——體力和財力——照顧小孩起居飲食,有正確的育兒觀念。黎曼姿相信生育牌能減少家庭悲劇。96Please respect copyright.PENANABII8GjizQk
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當初同樣投了贊成票的二人,不同的地方是,黎曼姿自信滿滿認為自己一定能考過生育試;至於阿成,他根本沒想到自己有一天會去考生育試,自然也沒想過自己能不能考得過。96Please respect copyright.PENANAqdvS4UC8cY
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「生育試就像公開試一樣,最重要是搞清楚遊戲規則。」黎曼姿實事求是地說。「既然我們都投過票,你應該也很清楚生育試是怎樣一回事,這部份我就省略不說。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAItwoFGuqqf
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阿成立即說:「你講解一下比較好,我超級不擅長摸清遊戲規則。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAOjH9jLAW17
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「生育試分三部份,這個你總知道了吧?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAz6SQSk2EQc
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「我就只知道分三部份。」阿成連這一點也說謊了,他才不知道,也不在乎生育試分幾多部份,生育試是與他完全無關的事情啊。96Please respect copyright.PENANAw6Ik2Filpq
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黎曼姿吸吮了一下冰咖啡。「第一部份是基本資料的評分,也就是準父母年齡、學歷、職業、薪金等等,這部份我們最少得40分才能到下一關。96Please respect copyright.PENANASnN8PeeWFv
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第二部份是面試,確定第一部份提供的資料真確,也會觀察父母之間互動,具體是怎樣我也還沒完全搞清楚,不過沒關係的,借助一點『外力』幫助我們還是會通過。96Please respect copyright.PENANAvNdu7Ofh6r
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第三部份在我看來最簡單,筆試和實習試,筆試主要考育兒觀點,例如孩子的人生是自己的,這樣的陳述是對是錯之類的是非題。96Please respect copyright.PENANAsTAQeLpL0R
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至於實習試,就是實際上如何照顧一個初生嬰兒的訓練和考試。整個生育試滿分100分,80分以上才能得到生育牌。簡單來說就是這樣。」96Please respect copyright.PENANA5mPFhioLQn
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黎曼姿說罷再度吸吮一口冰咖啡,抬起頭看阿成,阿成臉上沒有疑惑的表情,他開口問:「第一部份的40分怎樣才拿到?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAE52C8teZqY
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「你問到重點了,依照你現在的狀況,我們第一關就已經過不了。你就只有年齡這一點拿到5分滿分,其他學歷、職業和薪金等我保守估計每項最高只有1分。就算你在『生小孩的目的』這道題拿到5分——我非常樂觀地想,假如沒有人查出你是反生育主義者,而你的答案又令考官滿意——我們還是過不了第一關。所以,」黎曼姿頓了頓,繼續說:「最快拿到高分的方法就是換一份工作,職業和薪金分別拿到3分,這樣我們或許能低分滑過。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAHDqpWvh3qE
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「那你在第一關會得到幾分?」96Please respect copyright.PENANANVrytSfpOQ
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「年齡4,學歷、職業、薪金每項5分,最少有19分。樂觀地想,我在『生小孩的目的』也拿到5分,也只有24分。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAqpC6a5F8yp
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「你怎知道你會拿到幾分?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAZYoQY9y9Px
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「遊戲規則啊。當然生育部的職員不會告訴你具體的評分準則,可是只要有人考過生育試,從他們得分就可以反過來推算他們的評分準則。我已經過了30歲,不是生小孩最理想年齡,但我可以補充驗身報告證明我身體機能正常,適合生育,這樣就能穩拿4分。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAnHtyMOMtZG
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阿成這時候才相信黎曼姿真的準備充足,她已經用心研究過生育試的評分標準。96Please respect copyright.PENANAgs78rXDUmF
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「『生小孩的目的』,這又是什麼東西?」阿成問。96Please respect copyright.PENANAKkpOYAuOpD
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「用50字以內解釋你想生小孩的原因。這題的評分準則還很模糊,不過已知養兒防老、傳宗接代等原因都會拿到低分。我猜想要填一些比較不自私的原因。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAstrpXVHQY2
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「例如?」阿成問。「生小孩有不自私的原因嗎?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAO8fpZqtbPl
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黎曼姿嘆了一口氣。「你從現在開始,要把你反生育的思想盡量收歛起來⋯⋯」96Please respect copyright.PENANAoGqlhPq8l7
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「不,我是真的想知道,生小孩有不自私的原因嗎?你想到任何一個不自私的原因嗎?」阿成不是故意的,但他的語氣咄咄逼人。96Please respect copyright.PENANAGUSb3U4eWd
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「我的兒子可能會改變世界?他會成為一流足球員,然後⋯⋯」黎曼姿想了想,「他到很多國家比賽,不小心得知某個國家打算用核彈開戰,然後⋯⋯然後因為他機智,提早通報傳媒?成功阻止了第三次世界大戰爆發?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAOAaAeBhLe3
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阿成瞇起雙眼,「你真心這樣想嗎?」96Please respect copyright.PENANAWDGZ4nkPDC
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黎曼姿淡淡地說:「考試的其中一個重點就是,你怎樣想是不重要的,重要的是知道考官怎樣想,他想要什麼答案。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAsnxw82oCzM
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「不——不對。」阿成閉上眼睛,掩臉仰首,咬牙切齒地說:「我又來了。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAmJJWRZxl7G
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「怎麼了?」黎曼姿以為他頭痛。96Please respect copyright.PENANAqhUxlCM5gh
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阿成維持掩臉仰首的動作十秒左右,才緩緩移正他的臉。「我知道我為什麼會做那個選擇夢了。」
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