【魚魚創挑第十二期】那些年，兩三事 - 【冒險者日報】2/5探險進度(霸道會長愛上了哥布丁的我)

最近觀察自己在香蕉小鎮的言行舉止不經狂暴冷汗，似乎洩了太多．．．希望大家不要介意，畢竟我只是一顆哥布丁，現實中還是一顆哥布丁。

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太奇怪了

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真的太奇怪了

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打從我來到這個地下城之後

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再也沒見過任何一個正常人了

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其中，還包括會長大人！！！

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真的太奇怪了

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這一切

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都得從一些怪異現象開始說起＿＿

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1、某天會長，突然拿了一疊百萬香蕉幣在桌上大聲對我說：這一百萬花不完，今晚不准回公會。

我頓時覺得，這真是個可怕的會長。(｡ ́︿ ̀｡)

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2、那日，如往常地在公會大廳裡，默默地嗑著爆米花，會長卻突然來到我身旁喊叫道：「很好，布丁，你已經成功引起我的注意。」

但我吸引會長注意的地方，又會是什麼呢？

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3、一次探險結束的當天，滿身傷痕的我，不過是在公會倉庫裡，多喝上一瓶治癒藥水，竟被會長跩起來，被其吼叫道：「你這磨人的小布丁。」

磨人？都是用什麼磨的呢？

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4、那日地下城的冒險，慘遭文字蟲凌虐的那次，會長在公會外頭對著一干實習冒險者怒斥：「救不活他，我要你們所有人給他陪葬。」

會長太霸道了！難道，她對所有人都這麼嚴苛嗎？

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5.那天，小南末、叔叔、那塊抹布、三個松偷吃完了那桶爆米花，原本想看戲的我，跑去找會長要爆米花。

卻沒料想，迎來了會長的一句：「敢跟我這麼說話的布丁，你是第一個。」

不是……我只是要個幾顆爆米花而已……

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6、那日，夜黑風高的夜晚，我迷迷糊糊的走在會長房裡，本想找個地方解膩，沒想到後方竟傳來了會長的聲響：「不要動，再動我不敢保證會發生什麼！」

所以到底會發生什麼事，我要知道！會長，你倒是快點說啊！？

7、今天與松*7在外頭玩著誰先把對方砍死後，再用復活藥水治癒對方的遊戲，卻沒想到會長突然斥責：「你知不知道，你這是在玩火。」

玩火是什麼呢？莫非是一種給我的獎勵嗎？

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8、某一天，我被【可鹹甜】叔叔給抱起來，看似要在我身上畫上搞點什麼，沒想到會長竟會對叔叔發難說道：「誰給你的勇氣碰布丁的？哪隻手？是要自行了斷還是我來解決？」

不是……會長真的霸氣外漏了，~~啊，我也漏了……~~（？

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9、有一天，我躲在有草叢中解膩，卻意外的發現到，會長手中拿著什麼東西，並低聲自喃：「布丁，我想要你。」

會長在香蕉小鎮尋求邂逅是否搞錯了什麼？我就不過是個哥布丁而已。

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10、那天，在公會大廳會長突然已憤怒的視線望向我身上，與其冰冷地說道：「布丁，是你自找的！」

但是，……我今天不過是在打Boss的時候躲在隊伍裡看戲罷了。

（嚼嚼嚼，咦？爆米花沒了！

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綜合了以上的行為，我敢大膽的斷定！

霸道會長愛上了哥布丁的我。

只是我沒有勇氣去面對會長這過分枕膩的愛意。

畢竟，按照會長~~不良…….~~唷，不對，是博愛的品性，她這種愛常常讓人不小心就被送便當了。

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所以，我決定繼續~~回山洞~~，不對，是回公會……做好一顆哥布丁該做的本分就好了。

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