第十三話 因為我奶奶說......
No Plagiarism!ABMcFvwmZVxXIqpca7c2posted on PENANA 總之,女生也是可以很髒的。8964 copyright protection45PENANA0Ck5lbQBiF 維尼
男生寫的日輕小說,老是說什麼體香圈圈圈。8964 copyright protection45PENANAG3R6HVlggz 維尼
為啥菜根很少這樣形容,我告訴你......8964 copyright protection45PENANAI7LoDrczXo 維尼
你確定那不是臭味嗎= =?還是香水味吧?別妄想太多啊,男性同胞!8964 copyright protection45PENANA7FOdkK8xTr 維尼
有了話,那味道叫做費洛蒙,也聞不到。8964 copyright protection45PENANACy1zOP4KEY 維尼
在我高三的時候,由於感情都失敗了~就只好讀書。8964 copyright protection45PENANAbihL5JrWzB 維尼
然後有天,菜根他奶奶!到了菜根的家。8964 copyright protection45PENANAOhJfmDG77u 維尼
她年紀很大了!8964 copyright protection45PENANAdPLcoKsUQi 維尼
然後她看了看菜根姊的房間:「菜根啊!你房間真是亂!」,她進都不想進!8964 copyright protection45PENANAYD26y5UFo8 維尼
菜根,沉默......內心中還沒從剛剛她說的話中回魂。8964 copyright protection45PENANA6ixYCYvWv9 維尼
然後菜根他奶奶!走進菜根的房間:「菜根,你要好好跟菜根姊學學!」8964 copyright protection45PENANAGKJ00BRIdL 維尼
菜根內心中有一百個華特在奔跑!8964 copyright protection45PENANAPz75oGkqQF 維尼
但由於敬老尊賢,長幼有序,所以菜根沉默!8964 copyright protection45PENANAgCAapwYvZL 維尼
菜根姊也沉默!8964 copyright protection45PENANAjnxsfSruCJ 維尼
走到樓下要開飯的時候,菜根他奶奶!8964 copyright protection45PENANALg4C0p0PuX 維尼
對著菜根老爸媽說:「菜根的房間太亂了!那些書啊、圈圈滿地上都是!」8964 copyright protection45PENANAQwDmzQCn1w 維尼
你看,我重小看到女生邋遢一面,我結婚不是虐待自己嗎?8964 copyright protection45PENANAgR0g3usFzN 維尼
沒結婚都要晾兩個女人的內衣褲+胸罩,結婚之後......8964 copyright protection45PENANAm0zPl1TlVB 維尼
不是變成三套!?神經病!!8964 copyright protection45PENANAeAO1zUbjq4 維尼
然後菜根爸:「那是菜根姊的房間。」8964 copyright protection45PENANAVNcfhktY47 維尼
於是......大家沉默的吃完了三十分鐘的午餐。8964 copyright protection45PENANAvvLYq4C7gA 維尼
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然後在下午茶的時候,奶奶問菜根:「有女朋友了嗎?」8964 copyright protection45PENANAS2DY6dGT1O 維尼
因為高三考完了,所以她就會問~抱孫還不夠、要抱曾孫!8964 copyright protection45PENANAGC2P5bS014 維尼
菜根遙遙頭:「我不會交女朋友。」8964 copyright protection45PENANA44ZwQqLHV5 維尼
不只女人緣太差、而且那血淋淋的例子每天都要看到,你說這會想結婚?8964 copyright protection45PENANAEVgBR88uQB 維尼
病了吧?世界真是看錯我們雙魚座的浪漫了。8964 copyright protection45PENANAQ3nkWq579i 維尼
奶奶:「為啥?」(台語)8964 copyright protection45PENANA4NfspaN5g3 維尼
菜根:「這兩個我就夠煩了,再多一個豈不自盡?」8964 copyright protection45PENANAVQKQU3hdce 維尼
但我當時不是這樣回的,我是回台語:「襪母錫神金盃!」8964 copyright protection45PENANAkAOi4x44VE 維尼
懂嗎?各位?用台語說話就是會有種爽感!8964 copyright protection45PENANA7ffKrWEAKd 維尼
菜根他奶奶,看著菜根姊躺在沙發上醉生夢死,點點頭。8964 copyright protection45PENANAm3zwD1EEKi 維尼
「這樣就讓你不想結婚?但......你們男生不是有那個?」,太太說的那個,大家都懂吧?49Please respect copyright.PENANAqcBnTjdshv
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「你以為我說自己性冷感,是說假的嗎?」49Please respect copyright.PENANAI52R6OEfdN
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太太無法置信:「哈?」,這嘴巴張得挺萌的!49Please respect copyright.PENANAZpxf6YC5A9
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你看看向星願,第幾冊來著?好像是第四冊?還是五?49Please respect copyright.PENANA7b9z0mfHCz
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說道這世上有個神聖的發明,叫做矽膠娃娃+-+49Please respect copyright.PENANA6SmXjtM9eH
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(連這個都要寫!?子不語大大怎麼沒把這寫進烈火之心呢!?)8964 copyright protection45PENANA0tUhwJhpEU 維尼
看到沒有,各位男士!49Please respect copyright.PENANASWGDcCauZp
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乾淨環保、綠能合法!8964 copyright protection45PENANA4NYmb5FgXZ 維尼
認真面對,內心野獸!49Please respect copyright.PENANAjDMxiqr52D
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仔細想想、解決方案!49Please respect copyright.PENANAQdZrN6gOny
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可惜沒有押韻!49Please respect copyright.PENANAXxNkIuUesL
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頂配十萬塊~你跑去找個人結婚,折磨自己幹嘛?8964 copyright protection45PENANAISCVd1LohF 維尼
兩三天要幫他晾衣服、胸罩和內褲,然後還要煮飯給她吃?8964 copyright protection45PENANALI0M7OCtaZ 維尼
是不是還要買包包、買衣服、買車子給她?8964 copyright protection45PENANANOUVwfLamA 維尼
那檔子事還要搞,要求到跪下來?8964 copyright protection45PENANA2qCmFSlVit 維尼
她跟玄妙人物去喝到嘔吐,你還要負責把她運到家?8964 copyright protection45PENANAb8asK8x7jZ 維尼
菜根說完一連串幹話之後......8964 copyright protection45PENANAQqoGiBJXxk 維尼
太太驕傲的挺起頭文字之後下一階的那個:49Please respect copyright.PENANAeTITn17gzc
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「我,有晾衣服!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAIm7CjvTKJa
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「對。」,這個確實。49Please respect copyright.PENANANvXXRczLYL
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「我,會煮蔬菜湯!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAT5aUrRgEHH
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「對。」,但是不會煮肉。49Please respect copyright.PENANAcPOomvqtLM
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「不用你買車、買房、買包包!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA2mW8Hp1aZI
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「對。」,錢不夠我要貼。49Please respect copyright.PENANAeMO9pC5Sny
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「我也不會喝酒喝到嘔吐!也沒有玄妙人!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAsrTdSQK3R7
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「對。」,好險妳不喝酒。49Please respect copyright.PENANAE0xgNTVvlg
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「凡事很配合!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAu6akShXw0S
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「對。」,四十八手真的很累。49Please respect copyright.PENANAnup3ZAituv
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「所以天作之合!」49Please respect copyright.PENANA8wMOpcT1GY
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「對......呃!?」,擦的說太順!49Please respect copyright.PENANAy03YXeNuE3
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然後被太太瞪了一眼,連忙說:「沒錯沒錯!」49Please respect copyright.PENANAA2rvIofkmy
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「但是你大學交了一個女朋友......」49Please respect copyright.PENANA5BPkXxx40f
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擦的......妳也交了不少男朋友啊?49Please respect copyright.PENANATJlTX0Tzy4
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