熟悉的1A教室內,桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣。100Please respect copyright.PENANAWAX84SoXT6
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有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦,還有幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著,眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。100Please respect copyright.PENANA0ttClu08Ia
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「⽼實說,我們甚麼都沒有討論過,⼀會兒要怎樣應付那把垃圾『SMG』?」100Please respect copyright.PENANAtIVC9JsL1E
班會的會計,余創常在說到他們班主任孫⽼師的時候,總是⼀臉不屑。100Please respect copyright.PENANAVe4kqsZ3vP
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「事情發⽣得太突然,這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會的主席,羅晨西死死地看著⼤⾨說。100Please respect copyright.PENANA3apCNMkXnq
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班會的⽂書,林正君緊咬著下唇,帶著⼀絲顫抖說:「臨場表現?你不是跟我在開玩笑吧?」100Please respect copyright.PENANAQx30ETCiD7
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「殊!」隱約聽到某種動靜的羅晨西截停了⼤家的討論。100Please respect copyright.PENANAbQOTOErGoJ
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後,⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。 聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲,眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。100Please respect copyright.PENANAEn1WkdDpPb
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「!!!」羅晨西最先反應過來,意識到接下來要發⽣的事。100Please respect copyright.PENANA0vBQlPF8uh
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(是她來了。)他⽴即狂打眼⾊。100Please respect copyright.PENANA7UazE08NJQ
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(我們待會怎樣也要說⼀些話充場⾯,誰先開始說?)班會的副主席,王欣⾬的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。100Please respect copyright.PENANAILOG8CsQ5o
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(只能我來了。)羅晨西堅定地點頭。100Please respect copyright.PENANAXGoKtSpK94
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(好。)王欣⾬⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。100Please respect copyright.PENANAvFd8JqhoAv
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(你們兩個辦事效率也太⾼了吧!)林正君和余創常驚訝地看著這個情景。100Please respect copyright.PENANAtY1Phie6ce
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剛⾛進來的孫⽼師⼀臉狐疑地打量著眾⼈,以⼀如既往的懾⼈聲線地問:「你們剛才怎麼在擠眉弄眼的?」100Please respect copyright.PENANAUE5WbhYaQc
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊地在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。100Please respect copyright.PENANAxgLfQ52F0C
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師?這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。 當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析,以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。100Please respect copyright.PENANAVkMa1zM4KQ
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。100Please respect copyright.PENANAqTHwjmCOgA
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候(可能是⽣理期) ,嘗試和她理論。100Please respect copyright.PENANA6cFCueQHQm
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。100Please respect copyright.PENANARmKbthKDTy
(超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列,令⼈遺憾的是,我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。)100Please respect copyright.PENANAdMOKQ8RYyE
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順帶一提,開學至今被抓出來罵的同學比起第一次統計再多出了8人,已經佔到全班的50%。100Please respect copyright.PENANAsQlQU0ljSC
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分
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「叮噹叮噹、叮噹叮噹⋯⋯」⼋時正,鈴聲準時響起,而李宜光正急匆匆地跑⼊班房。100Please respect copyright.PENANA1cgkHgJYQB
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「停下來!」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。100Please respect copyright.PENANASlVVfbFVZw
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李宜光被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地,不知道該如何是好。100Please respect copyright.PENANA9wXCGWObMj
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「出去!」100Please respect copyright.PENANA0BbvJ6eBUq
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「第⼀,你沒有敲⾨就進來!」100Please respect copyright.PENANA7bLOa5MTbp
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「第⼆,你為甚麼會遲到?」100Please respect copyright.PENANA1NBQmff7IT
「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」李宜光打算儘量冷靜應對。100Please respect copyright.PENANAvXIhimMzx0
「這些不是合理的原因!」100Please respect copyright.PENANA9DqooQdYtQ
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「不是?是你叫我交代原因的?」李宜光⼼裡腹誹。100Please respect copyright.PENANAMZvUSUjkvT
李宜光在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺,實在是很不好受。100Please respect copyright.PENANAI2mXxB46pz
「林正君,為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上?」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君,看上去很平靜。100Please respect copyright.PENANANCHIOdh2Dr
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「啊?我昨天⽣病了,所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。100Please respect copyright.PENANA99jk6lvGa6
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發,往往只需要⼀瞬間。100Please respect copyright.PENANAkEFk5Q7rcm
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「順便?你是在順便個甚麼啦?你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎?」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣, 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。100Please respect copyright.PENANAg4HUmLUnJ4
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被氣勢壓過的林正君,由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯,只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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這些,就是1A班所⾯對的⽇常。100Please respect copyright.PENANAPbf1twgahY
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「有嗎?」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑,余創常第⼀個跳出來裝傻。100Please respect copyright.PENANAGkJs4GvzUm
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「他瘋了,膽敢質疑孫⽼師。」羅晨西⼼中有衝動想掩上余創常的⼝。100Please respect copyright.PENANADYLaVAvNFL
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「這就是那個甚麼,最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺!」王欣⾬臨時編了⼀個理由。100Please respect copyright.PENANAsuuI8ZUNMM
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「對,其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲,所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節,嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。100Please respect copyright.PENANAvMlLQKJD2C
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動?」孫⽼師的這個問題,令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她並不是個好打發的對⼿。100Please respect copyright.PENANAklUXa9VPhi
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(⼜來了,最討⼈厭的反問句。)王欣⾬⽬光別去了⼀旁。100Please respect copyright.PENANA5gcOUCLvHJ
(有時候真想衝上去跟她拼了。)余創常表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的,眼神中潛藏的狠勁⼀閃⽽過。100Please respect copyright.PENANAAGoI4G50NE
(冷靜點。)羅晨西雙眼微睜。100Please respect copyright.PENANAzyAbqZA6fv
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔,孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句:「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」100Please respect copyright.PENANA9efQK8EkfX
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這句話就像⼀道催命符, ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。100Please respect copyright.PENANA7Y4kYdz7ab
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」所有⼈都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。100Please respect copyright.PENANAEKOOlOZSWr
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「余創常,請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」王欣⾬⼩⼼翼翼地說。100Please respect copyright.PENANAhHnKVD5kD9
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」雖然不明⽩王欣⾬的⽤意,但余創常乖乖地照做。100Please respect copyright.PENANATCDauQ2XNG
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「沒錯,這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」王欣⾬硬著頭⽪說著已知的情報,想要拖延時間。100Please respect copyright.PENANA8N795mHsiP
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動,還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣,提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。100Please respect copyright.PENANAXhdbYdyMbk
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聽到這番話,羅晨西靈光⼀閃。100Please respect copyright.PENANAPkU7uBn2LN
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「其實我們早前也有呼籲班裡的其他⼈討論過『全班⼀起在旅⾏⽇要進⾏甚麼活動』,但我們班的內部似乎沒有統⼀的意⾒。我想我們最晚後天就可以給妳⼀個答案了。」 要渡過這個難關,無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。 他給的這個答案,相信是可以清晰展現出班會是有在籌備活動上出過⼀分⼒的。100Please respect copyright.PENANApN0xaBPEfZ
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「明⽩了,最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來,⾛向了班房的⼤⾨。100Please respect copyright.PENANAkj0RWs1bb8
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看到孫⽼師要離開,班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。100Please respect copyright.PENANA7Aiu3sKoNS
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站在⾨旁,孫⽼師⼜道: 「對了,聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」100Please respect copyright.PENANArKfSDQZtC1
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「好,我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。100Please respect copyright.PENANApmXAq8LPMD
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「⼀步、兩步、三步⋯⋯」所有⼈⽬送孫⽼師離開,直到她離開視線範圍。100Please respect copyright.PENANAdzP8zC1UEG
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⽼師⼀離開,所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。100Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ57ihaG5l
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「這麼⼤模⼤樣地召集我們,最後⼀會兒就⾛了。」王欣⾬看著⾨外。100Please respect copyright.PENANAYbcYhzY3tI
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「上課上到⼀半突然叫班會待會兒交待為旅⾏⽇準備過甚麼。接著臨⾛也要加壓,真是服了。」余創常聳聳肩說。100Please respect copyright.PENANAnvJl7vxpmp
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「無論如何,我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」林正君生怕老師沒有離開,只敢低聲說話。100Please respect copyright.PENANADEjP0avF5i
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王欣⾬看着現在的班會,欣慰地想:「有共同的敵⼈果然會令⼤家更團結。」100Please respect copyright.PENANAwAgMqi6Tqv
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「後天要給答案的話,現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機,在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。100Please respect copyright.PENANAHjXlb2U71P
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這次的會議,只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間,讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下,可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。100Please respect copyright.PENANAmWdS6TPzH6
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「拜託了各位,這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西祈求著。