【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-3]機神是禁閉室常客

香城的9月是雨季的一部份，所以午膳時段下下雨也不是甚麼奇怪的事。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOg0FmrN4iR
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午膳時段，⼀⾏⼈正在杏壇中學門外抬著外送⼤飯盒和飲品走進校舍，雨點打在他們的傘上啪啪作響。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohkXhqHAv9
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在迎新日說出「哪有學校不準玩手機？」的機神也在人群中。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp5iUf2Y8s
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在天才的口中，他是被叫作「機神」的強大存在。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQor8vIAwLZ
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他是這⼀⾏⼈中遊戲技術⽔平最好的⼀位，操作⼿速已經相等於平常⼈的絕對⼿速。平常看起來只會說廢話的他，⼀到聯機玩遊戲的時候，就會搖⾝⼀變成為全場最可靠的⼈。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyqg41UdFP
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在杏壇中學校⽅的眼中，這位機神只是⼀個在分班試中低空⾶進精英班，在不⾜半個⽉內，已經⽋交了三份功課的壞學⽣。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53TsJZsltr
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「一個飯盒要這麼多人抬？浪費人力，早知道留在上面刷關了！」他撐著傘埋怨。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13Krt6CAOw
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明明是最沉迷遊戲的人，身形略顯肥胖的他卻擁有著一雙近乎奇蹟般毫無近視的明亮眼眸，眼底下留著的濃重陰影或許是睡眠不足的證據。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdPxDXHjJ3U
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「所以為什麼我也會在這裡⋯⋯」不清楚在場的意義，沒有點餐的林正君無奈地拿著自己的雨傘跟著⼤隊前進。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZoXJhs4n8
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吵吵鬧鬧的眾⼈很快就回到了1A班。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJtkzMI2TO
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杏壇中學是批准學⽣在午膳時間留在教室吃飯的，因此1A班內仍然有幾位學⽣在默默吃飯。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BUbkBzdcT
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「哇，你們去了叫外送嗎？」看著眾⼈帶著⼤飯盒回來，正在吃著炒麵的Queenie抬頭發問。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWbXVMKwnT
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「是啊，我還拿了⼀張宣傳單回來，以後⼤家想點外賣就⽅便多了。」羅晨西在教室內找到⼀個空儲物櫃，把剛搞到⼿的宜傳單塞了進去。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEkrrzStzJ
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放完宣傳單，羅晨西突然察覺到不對勁的地⽅，問道：「等等，怎麼你會淪落⾄吃⼩賣部的炒麵？」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHYR4PoCGB
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「功課沒交，被扣了紀律分，午膳時間縮到四十分鐘，待會還得去禁閉室，我能吃什麼？」Queenie越說越氣，瞪著眼像要找人出氣。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyabStqGnA1
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「我之前因為沒交功課被扣分，忘了去禁閉室，結果第⼆天就被告知要去兩天的禁閉室，外加再被扣⼀次紀律分。」班內對禁閉室最為熟悉的機神發話。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAnepW8hh1
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「不過，如果你在禁閉室裡⾯表現良好的話，是會被提前放出來的。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhxqq04jZl
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「怎麼這設定聽上去這麼像監獄？」天才忍不住出⾔吐嘈。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5EQ5WQecE
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「原來這些校規執⾏得這麼嚴格，不是⽤來嚇⼈的紙⽼虎。」聽到機神的分享，羅晨西暗忖。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7s1g01Jokj
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雖然眾⼈對學校的校規感到不快，但說再多也不能夠改變現狀。很快，他們有在抽屜偷偷滑⼿機的，有光明正⼤地呼朋喚友玩⼿機遊戲的，有吃完飯跑去做功課的，沒有再討論這個話題。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaLZEUm2Zn
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四個男⽣⾃成⼀⾓，玩著⼀款需要四⼈聯機的遊戲。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBtlqGhi4M
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「你射了去哪裡？」看著⼿上的⼿機屏幕，感到難以置信的機神皺著眉頭問他的伙伴。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZpuQTwSli
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「放⼼啦，其實只是節⽬效果⽽已，⼀直都是有驚無險的。」天才笑著打了個哈哈。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQMYGoyYj5
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「我不想再充值買復活機會了⋯⋯」已經看到結局的機神痛苦地閉上了雙眼。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW0lzmMPHP
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林正君一邊寫功課，一邊聽著旁邊的笑鬧，忍不住微言道：「你們又在犯校規⋯⋯」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGm1sbMlDz

話剛出口，門鎖咔噠一響。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8yWAzeWUE
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門一開，羅晨西等人瞬間化身戰場老兵，手機刷地塞進抽屜，動作快得像演練過。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0wno6aCrB
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看清來⼈只是普通的同學後，羅晨西鬆了⼀⼝氣。「不⾏了，君子你還是幫我們到⾨⼝把⼀下⾵吧，我現在深刻地明⽩到⾃⼰有多天真了。」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0B0Uj9q6i
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剛才還在抨擊其他人的林正君放下⼿上的功課，⾛到班房外左顧右盼，活像⼀個正在做虧⼼事的⼩偷。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Y8x3Z1gzv
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幸運的是，直到午膳結束的鈴聲響起，都沒有有任何⽼師來巡查。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7j8qCLpF9D
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同⼀個午膳時間，社⼯室⾨外。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWPM7tKvBj
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封思諭⼀如往常地倚牆⽽⽴，⼿上抓著⼀本《西線無戰事》。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7mWwqe9Mf
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「如果有⼀天⽼師午膳時間來視察環境的話，我們這⼀班⼀定死傷慘重。」想到了⾃⼰來這裏的原因，封思諭這樣想着。449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMFnFVL17f
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「超強颱⾵『⼭⽵』現時距離⾹城西南偏南約⼀百公⾥，⼗號颶⾵信號現正⽣效⋯⋯」449Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi02NwaK0Wf
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然後，⼀場暴⾵⾬即將來臨。