熟悉的1A教室內,桌子的佈局和平時有些不一樣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAQHpKvgHRlK
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有⼀張由數張學⽣桌組成的⼤桌⼦,還有幾個⼈正圍著這張⼤桌⼦戰戰兢兢地坐著,眼⾓不時瞄向敞開著的⼤⾨。199Please respect copyright.PENANAjRecPx5ers
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「⽼實說,我們甚麼都沒有討論過,⼀會兒要怎樣應付『她』?」199Please respect copyright.PENANABxKch3YcPi
班會會計余創常一臉嫌棄地說。199Please respect copyright.PENANAKk4OG6o8ZB
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「事情發⽣得太突然,這次真的要靠⼤家臨場表現了。」班會主席羅晨西緊盯著大門說。199Please respect copyright.PENANA8lXUapjC1x
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班會文書林正君咬著下唇,聲音微微發抖:「臨場表現?你不是在開玩笑吧?」199Please respect copyright.PENANA3K2qOkC1YX
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「噓!」羅晨西聽到門外一絲動靜,連忙示意大家安靜。199Please respect copyright.PENANAp5EGqqdt05
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「噠、噠、噠⋯⋯」在⼤家不再說話後,⾨外的腳步聲越發明顯。 聽到這個有點熟悉的腳步聲,眾⼈⾯⾯相覷。199Please respect copyright.PENANACsU4ZmPfmU
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「糟了!」羅晨西第一個回過神,意識到大事不妙。199Please respect copyright.PENANAHX8vUfPJ3y
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(她來了。)他⽴即狂打眼⾊。199Please respect copyright.PENANAZubCadEfel
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(我們待會怎樣也要說⼀些話充場⾯,誰先開始說?)班會的副主席,王欣⾬的⼿在桌上掃了⼀圈。199Please respect copyright.PENANA7hk9K6GqH9
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(只能我來了。)羅晨西堅定地點頭。199Please respect copyright.PENANAKhhIDeMfRW
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(好。)王欣⾬⽐了個「ok」的⼿勢。199Please respect copyright.PENANAxTiz79TWbj
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(你們兩個辦事效率也太⾼了吧!)林正君和余創常驚訝地看著這個情景。199Please respect copyright.PENANA1KN7CxfqGf
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孫老師一踏進教室,滿臉狐疑地掃視大家,用一貫的壓迫聲音問:「你們剛剛在那邊擠眉弄眼什麼?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAmlLseETnUh
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「第⼀關⽐想像中的更早來到。」羅晨西不動聲⾊,在腦海中急速搜索着應對之策。199Please respect copyright.PENANAWDFfakAAXC
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要怎樣才能避免激怒孫⽼師?這是⼀個1A班全體同學正在研究的課題。199Please respect copyright.PENANAzSY6ihs0Um
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當中有⼀位同學的筆記本中,就有記載與此相關的資料。 按照該同學整理的案例分析,以下三種情況激怒孫⽼師的機會可說是相當⾼。199Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Hq99mTN0
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⼀、作出違反杏壇中學校規的⾏為。199Please respect copyright.PENANA0SJsij2rGx
⼆、在她⼼情不好的時候(可能是⽣理期) ,嘗試和她理論。199Please respect copyright.PENANAfZSvwjPGIY
三、不慎應對她提出的問題導致她⼼情變差。199Please respect copyright.PENANAYT9uQCyHAI
(超過⼀半案例的成因出⾃此列,令⼈遺憾的是,我們未能找到有效的預防⽅法。)199Please respect copyright.PENANAWR5WKXePPg
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順帶一提,開學至今被抓出來罵的同學,比起第一次統計再多出了8人,已經佔到全班的50%。199Please respect copyright.PENANAUEWgkruMGK
——摘錄⾃該筆記本的總結部分199Please respect copyright.PENANASOmvJ6xmjj
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以下的這些,就是1A班⾯對的⽇常。
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「叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——叮、 噹、 叮、 噹——」八點整,鐘聲響起,李宜光氣喘吁吁地衝進教室。199Please respect copyright.PENANAg41S4KsWer
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「停下來!」孫⽼師的臉上已經⾁眼可⾒地⽣氣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAuPSMRnusfG
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李宜光被孫⽼師的⼤聲訓斥嚇得站在原地,不知道該如何是好。199Please respect copyright.PENANA6oQCaCdWIp
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「出去!」孫老師大喝一聲,接著開始一條條地羅列出罪狀。199Please respect copyright.PENANAbieQRQGD85
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「第⼀,你沒有敲⾨就進來!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAEwAdVNwcDN
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「第⼆,你為甚麼會遲到?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAurASWDiQWf
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「我今天剛好錯過了⼀輛⼩巴。」李宜光如實報告。199Please respect copyright.PENANAE0lLOEGdC7
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「這些不是合理的原因!」孫老師憤怒地大吼著。199Please respect copyright.PENANAobAi499yZa
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「不是?是你叫我交代原因的?」李宜光⼼裡腹誹。199Please respect copyright.PENANAKMJRVfpe9D
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李宜光在這⼀天深刻體會到這種被針對的感覺,實在是很不好受。
「林正君,為甚麼你的中⽂作業會在我的桌上?」孫⽼師把作業遞給林正君,看上去很平靜。199Please respect copyright.PENANACKNWFWdxJ3
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「啊?我昨天⽣病了,所以今早我把作業順便連同請假條⼀起交到你桌上了。」⼀臉無辜的林正君沒察覺到任何異常。199Please respect copyright.PENANAajgbsftD8p
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孫⽼師情緒上的爆發,往往只需要⼀瞬間。199Please respect copyright.PENANAue4wJMR9DN
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「順便?你是在順便個甚麼啦?你真的覺得我是⼀個被你當成順便的⼯具嗎?」孫⽼師就像精神錯亂⼀樣瞬間炸開, 抓住⼀個字眼借題發揮。199Please respect copyright.PENANA228eSXQsq2
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被氣勢壓過的林正君,由始⾄終沒有為他⾃⼰抗辯,只是在害怕地抖個不停。
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「有嗎?」⾯對孫⽼師的質疑,余創常第⼀個跳出來裝傻。199Please respect copyright.PENANADVGyA5FXTV
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「不要質疑孫⽼師。」羅晨西⼼中有衝動想掩上余創常的⼝。199Please respect copyright.PENANAdO2yH1yrN9
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「這就是那個甚麼,最近很流⾏的狼⼈殺!」王欣⾬靈機一動,臨時編了⼀個理由。199Please respect copyright.PENANA3Q7zXNIQDu
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「對,其實有同學建議我們班會在旅⾏⽇舉辦狼⼈殺遊戲,所以我們在進⾏著情景模擬。」羅晨西趁機補充上細節,嘗試展⽰班會並⾮對旅⾏⽇毫無準備的假象。199Please respect copyright.PENANAqMkoJ42K5M
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「看來⼤家已經有構思過⼀些旅⾏⽇的活動建議。但你們是打算只預備⼀個活動?」孫⽼師的這個問題,令班會的眾⼈再次感受到她不好打發。199Please respect copyright.PENANA4ulgHtbhYa
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(⼜來了,最討⼈厭的反問句。)王欣⾬⽬光別去了⼀旁。199Please respect copyright.PENANAZReIQqukgP
(有時候真想衝上去跟她拼了。)余創常表⾯上還是笑嘻嘻的,眼神中潛藏的狠勁⼀閃⽽過。199Please respect copyright.PENANAvaWHQHTCsc
(冷靜點。)羅晨西雙眼微睜。199Please respect copyright.PENANAZXtz3di7Kq
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⾒沒有⼈發⾔,孫⽼師⼜留下⼀句:「旅⾏⽇的活動時間可是很⻑的。」199Please respect copyright.PENANAP911XbopkR
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這句話就像⼀道催命符, ⼀下貼在⼤家的⼼上。199Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ1zoCBqqw
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「再不給⼀些回應的話⋯⋯」遲鈍如林正君都讀懂了孫⽼師的⾔外之意。199Please respect copyright.PENANA12IJQokrGq
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「余創常,請你匯報⼀下班會現在有多少錢。」王欣⾬⼩⼼翼翼地說。199Please respect copyright.PENANABrhCCZ7nqJ
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「班會的錢現時有三百三⼗塊。」雖然不明⽩王欣⾬的⽤意,但余創常乖乖地照做。199Please respect copyright.PENANAMEcmxyQp7u
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「沒錯,這就是我們班會辦活動的資⾦。」王欣⾬硬著頭⽪說著已知的情報,想要拖延時間。199Please respect copyright.PENANA68aPpk8LeO
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「活動分為了⼤家⼀起進⾏的活動,還有⼤家分開⾃⼰進⾏的活動。 」她⼜換上了肯定的語氣,提供了⼀個討論的⽅向。199Please respect copyright.PENANAV4iGhEJIRK
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聽到這番話,羅晨西靈光⼀閃。199Please respect copyright.PENANAOXzZqVdkiy
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「其實我們之前有請教過班上其他人,討論全班在旅遊日要做什麼活動,不過目前還沒統一意見。我想最晚後天應該能給您一個答案。」 要渡過這個難關,無⾮是要讓孫⽼師認為他們已經做⾜了準備功夫。199Please respect copyright.PENANAOvizGToxs5
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他給的這個答案,相信可以清晰展現出班會有在籌備活動上出過⼒。199Please respect copyright.PENANAbCALhQxEc4
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「明⽩了,最晚後天我要有答覆。」似乎被說服的孫⽼師站了起來,起身走向教室大門。199Please respect copyright.PENANAkZVxa9iXOs
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看到孫⽼師要離開,班會的所有⼈都鬆了⼀⼝氣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAe7DBT9hcT6
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站在⾨旁,孫⽼師⼜道: 「對了,聖誕聯歡會的活動也是時候要討論了。」199Please respect copyright.PENANA87FpcUixCz
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「好,我們會盡快討論的了。」羅晨西禮貌地回說。199Please respect copyright.PENANA1Recbs3nc3
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「⼀步、兩步、三步⋯⋯」所有⼈⽬送孫⽼師離開,直到她離開視線範圍。199Please respect copyright.PENANAtbxOQ2zki9
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⽼師⼀離開,所有⼈⾺上把剛才會議中抑壓的盡情宣洩出來。199Please respect copyright.PENANATCBAyLMb5T
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「這麼⼤模⼤樣地召集我們,結果沒兩下就走了。」王欣雨望著門外嘀咕。199Please respect copyright.PENANACC6G553saF
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「上課上到⼀半突然叫班會待會兒交待為旅⾏⽇準備過甚麼。接著臨⾛也要加壓,真是服了。」余創常聳聳肩說。199Please respect copyright.PENANAfiBMKrw3f5
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「無論如何,我想我們現在最重要還是要想出旅⾏⽇的活動。」林正君生怕老師沒有離開,只敢低聲說話。199Please respect copyright.PENANAWqLGjVbgcP
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王欣⾬看着現在的班會,欣慰地想:「有共同的敵⼈果然會令⼤家更團結。」199Please respect copyright.PENANA4nBLAN5RGh
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「後天要給答案的話,現在已經沒時間了。」羅晨西拿出⼿機,在班群打出了向其他⼈求救的信息。199Please respect copyright.PENANAkc637OGjUz
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這次的會議,只是成功拖延了時間。 決定⽅案需要時間,讓同學同意⽅案同樣需要時間。 這種情況下,可以直接讓所有同學參與討論的班群相信是最優解。199Please respect copyright.PENANAeEaQ2uVCjV
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「拜託了各位,這次不要再在那邊不認真了。」羅晨西在心裡默念。