禮堂的⾼台上,左右各擺著⼀張掛上了橫幅的桌⼦。199Please respect copyright.PENANAHEnbmG8bVR
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兩張橫幅雖⼤,但上⾯所寫的只有兩個字。199Please respect copyright.PENANAbkCy5Zs6CX
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「天下」和「⽉光」,這就是本年度在杏壇中學裡競選學⽣會的兩個候選內閣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAjwULpbOCWn
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兩個候選內閣的成員已經坐在台下的⾸兩排位置。 199Please respect copyright.PENANABEabaieBls
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在所有禮堂的椅⼦上,都有著兩個候選內閣的宣傳單張。199Please respect copyright.PENANAsZAAV7AMf5
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「⽂具⼤買賣⼂萬聖節⿁屋⼂班際閃避球⽐賽⋯⋯」沒事可做的封思諭看著宣傳單張上兩個候選內閣承諾會舉辦的活動,開始進⾏⽐對。199Please respect copyright.PENANA4Uata7bkav
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在兩個候選內閣的計劃中,重複出現的活動有⼗⽉份的萬聖節⿁屋、⼗⼆⽉份的聖誕節歌唱⽐賽、⼗⼆⽉份和六⽉份的⽂具⼤買賣,七⽉份的冷知識問答⼤賽。199Please respect copyright.PENANA8TlSNPTobg
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爭取事項⽅⾯,兩個候選內閣同樣把爭取聯校活動放在第⼀位。199Please respect copyright.PENANAExV3K8LZOu
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「好像有點奇怪。」封思諭再細看,隱約覺得哪兒不對勁。199Please respect copyright.PENANAxpQQ0t1Gpr
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「天下這個名字聽上去就覺得尷尬。」Melody小聲嘀咕。 「有嗎?我覺得很帥氣。」前頭一個男同學聽到她的話後,便立馬反駁。199Please respect copyright.PENANAXiEhtM56Eg
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「沒有電競⽐賽啊。」李宜光快速地翻閱過宣傳單張後,失望地垂下了肩膀。 「以我們杏壇的⾵氣來看,辦電競⽐賽是將近不可能發⽣的事。」第二排的陳擇俊扭頭回道。199Please respect copyright.PENANAjXbWWqZEp4
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「原來你在這裡啊。」林正君被稍稍嚇到。199Please respect copyright.PENANALSC0myC4MX
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「喂,不要亂說什麼。」清楚在現在這個時間點失⾔的代價,陳擇俊旁邊的成員內⼼警鈴⼤作。199Please respect copyright.PENANA4WGmwcTwfI
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「我有分⼨。」陳擇俊交待完畢,便接著說:「我們學校是要⾛純樸路線的,電競⽐賽這些類型的活動,恐怕校⽅並不會歸類為純樸的活動,⾃然不能夠舉辦了。」199Please respect copyright.PENANAhfHXgFjLUs
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「想要加⼊學⽣會的話有甚麼要求?」眼⾒陳擇俊已經主動回應問題,羅晨西也不再忌諱雙⽅熟不熟了。199Please respect copyright.PENANAoVcMAvYiIj
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「有甚麼要求?」說起來可笑,陳擇俊⾃⼰都不知道⾃⼰是為何被選中為「⽉光」的⼀員的。199Please respect copyright.PENANAokfA8jwTeh
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兩個多⽉前,他只是⾛在路上,就被相熟的學⻑拉進「⽉光」這個候選內閣。199Please respect copyright.PENANAWu2jFKnFVY
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「硬要說的話,我認為是社交能⼒。要有⾜夠的社交能⼒,才會有⼈注意到你。」陳擇俊急中⽣智,編出⼀個有⼀定道理的答案。199Please respect copyright.PENANAP4cbblG7g3
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直⾄「⽉光」的成員被叫上台,陳擇俊都⾃認沒有留下任何處理不當的地⽅。199Please respect copyright.PENANAIJ3kA8rHHe
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「現在播放⼀號閣 『天下』的宣傳⽚段。」話音一落,場內多餘的燈光刷地全滅,只剩台上聚光燈獨亮。199Please respect copyright.PENANAsLFEGmeUEP
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中⼀級的區域隱約傳來細碎的議論聲,在這個環境下顯得格外引⼈注⽬。199Please respect copyright.PENANAg1vNkYWp6S
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萬眾矚⽬的投形布幕上開始顯⽰影像。 在台上的候選內閣成員正對著台下的觀眾,無法看到對⼿宣傳⽚段的內容,只能根據⾳源和台下學⽣的反應來判斷形勢。199Please respect copyright.PENANA0RilyvJQ8z
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陳擇俊已經參加過兩次的學⽣會週年⼤會,他⾃然清楚候選內閣的宣傳⽚段⼤約會出現甚麼。199Please respect copyright.PENANAlSBSg8cR7f
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所謂的宣傳影⽚,無⾮就是候選內閣的成員介紹他們的活動以及政綱,加上⼀些爛梗,務求博君⼀笑,以吸引選票。199Please respect copyright.PENANAiGGFwEwcl7
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理所當然地,「天下」的宣傳⽚也是跟從這個格式。199Please respect copyright.PENANA47WnqDYb4m
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「這⼀年的學⽣會選舉著實缺些⽕藥味。」看到在 「天下」那邊的李宜安在跟⾃⼰招⼿,陳擇俊選擇裝作沒看到。199Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8vWZsIpt1
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在上年度的學⽣會週年⼤會前後,IG上的htss_secret 中都必定會出現⼀堆和學⽣會選舉有關的攻擊性帖⽂。 htss_secret 取⾃杏壇中學的英⽂名字的⾸字⺟:hang taan secondary school ,是⼀個讓廣⼤杏壇學⽣匿名投稿的平台。199Please respect copyright.PENANAVueGQZcuIH
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在這個匿名平台出現後,杏壇中學內的⼤⼩事情的傳播速度以幾何級數竄升,很容易左右同學的看法,因此對學⽣會選舉有著⾮常⼤的影響。 令⼈遺憾的是,到了今年的學⽣會選舉,htss_secret 已經不復存在。199Please respect copyright.PENANAQ24mNxQKXT
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在這個匿名平台中,學⽣可以暢所欲⾔,當然不會害怕被學校秋後算賬,但這對於管理htss_secret 這個帳號的管理員來說就不⼀樣了。 看著htss_secret中,學⽣對於校⽅的不滿被公諸於眾,認為會影響到⾃⾝校譽的校⽅早已將htss_secret視為眼中釘。199Please respect copyright.PENANAi4nApZgwgg
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有⼀天,管理htss_secret 的管理員猝不及防地被校⻑密室詔⾒。199Please respect copyright.PENANAxnwIjD3oqZ
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沒有⼈知道管理員⾝份的⾵聲是從哪裡⾛漏的,⼤家唯一知道的是htss_secret由那⼀天開始就消失了。
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在「天下」的主席介紹過他的內閣成員後,「⽉光 」的宣傳影⽚隨即開始播放。199Please respect copyright.PENANAy9lr9Lo1Le
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最先響起的是⾙多芬的《⽉光奏鳴曲》。199Please respect copyright.PENANAFYCn53TsYI
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畫面裡,一個十字架模樣的紙殼歪在角落,上面貼著張A4紙,歪歪扭扭寫著「月光大劍」。199Please respect copyright.PENANAOyenUb3SAT
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「⽉光」的主席⾛近,張⼤了嘴說道:「這把劍⋯⋯莫⾮就是傳說中的⽉光⼤劍?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAWchDMOR3xp
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有爛梗。199Please respect copyright.PENANA8irg07w2Mn
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字幕:⼗⽉ 萬聖節⿁屋199Please respect copyright.PENANAiOr1XjNr2N
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「我的教會獵⼈⋯⋯是否都成為充滿榮耀的堅強戰⼠了?」⼀把故作低沉的聲⾳在關燈的教室內響起。 為了盡⼒營造恐怖的氣氛,「⽉光」的技術⽀援部特意把畫⾯調暗了。199Please respect copyright.PENANA6pMLx9QoZ7
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「哇⿁屋有⿁啊!」兩個「⽉光」的副主席盡⼒地尖叫着。199Please respect copyright.PENANAN26cXz0h8p
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「⽉光」的主席拿著剛才的爛紙⽪,作勢劈開房⾨,劈出⼀個廉價的爆炸特效。199Please respect copyright.PENANAi3PgXzWQhP
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「我要代表⽉光懲罰你!」爆炸特效過後,⽉光主席把門拉開,把紙⽪指向前方。199Please respect copyright.PENANABYVMzkNyDa
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在出現這些反智劇情時,台下明顯傳來⼀⼤浪哄笑聲。199Please respect copyright.PENANAp2CBSPdvdN
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有活動介紹。199Please respect copyright.PENANAzKQgiIuX0r
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字幕:爭取事項 成本價賣⽔199Please respect copyright.PENANAz4QjWHdp4N
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「⽉光」的主席看到⽤A4紙寫成的價格表後,裝作憤怒地⼤喊:「⼀瓶⽔要⼆⼗塊?你當這裡是迪迪尼?」199Please respect copyright.PENANAtNNQcnWWiS
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「我只是個NPC,你跟我說這些也沒有⽤。」「⽉光」的會計無奈地說著。199Please respect copyright.PENANAoNVeeQecaW
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「⽉光」的主席突然⾯對鏡頭說:「我們 『⽉光』承諾為⼤家爭取成本價賣⽔!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAa4PL9H84kJ
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有政綱宣傳。199Please respect copyright.PENANAxTBFQFOmcK
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鏡頭⼀轉。199Please respect copyright.PENANABzMPnh2lFr
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「這就是我們宣傳⽚的構思?」「⽉光 」的主席坐得筆直,正在閱讀宣傳影⽚的劇本,說話的語氣令⼈猜不透他現時的想法。199Please respect copyright.PENANAPJi1mK1SXV
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「是啊,你不覺得最後打破第四⾯牆的設定很有新意嗎?」「⽉光」的宣傳拿著一份電玩遊戲「血源詛咒」的宣傳海報說著。199Please respect copyright.PENANAoX5H4RmlK3
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「豈有此理!血源詛咒根本過氣遊戲來的,那有中學生會看得懂!」看到主席突然拍案⽽起搶奪劇本,兩個早有準備,站在⾝旁的成員拉住了主席。199Please respect copyright.PENANAisXZIIIZfI
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「不要啊主席,我們已經沒有任何預算拿去買A4紙寫新劇本了。」會計也在⼀旁發話。199Please respect copyright.PENANA6VaN1VAVsD
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「既然如此⋯⋯那只好這樣做了。」主席說出這句話後,⼀段緊張的⾳樂跟著響起,隨後畫⾯逐漸變暗, 畫⾯突然變成操場。199Please respect copyright.PENANATXXRfvh772
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在宣傳影⽚的最後,「⽉光」的⼗五位成員⿑聲喊出:「我們是⼆號閣『⽉光』,請⼤家投我們⼀票!」199Please respect copyright.PENANAO1fag78EZV
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「台下的反應感覺和往年⼀樣,我還以為今年我們的影⽚會不合⼤眾⼝味。」 陳擇俊只是「⽉光」內部⼀個普通的常務委員,對宣傳影⽚的劇本沒有任何有⼒的發⾔權。199Please respect copyright.PENANAcQiF1jUpum
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瞥見後台現任學生會主席越走越近,陳擇俊心知質詢環節要開場了。199Please respect copyright.PENANACh5TvuEkp1
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如果說宣傳影⽚是候選內閣的基礎分,那接下來的質詢環節就是加減分的地⽅。 如果候選內閣在質詢環節拿出荒謬的答案,候選內閣的形象將會跌⾄⾕底。199Please respect copyright.PENANALWTK88VRBq
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「接下來是質詢環節。」 整場選舉的成敗,可能就在此⼀舉。