【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-5]楊修之死（⼀）

無數的雨點打在教室緊閉的窗戶外，雨點相遇後匯成細流滑下——位於角落位置的封思諭在觀察著窗戶上的雨點。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OIXB0ICCn
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教室內的投影屏幕亮著的是「楊修之死」的課後練習。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4m00gY9glD
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「在『楊修之死』這篇⽂章中，作者⽤倒敍法⼊題有甚麼好處？」孫⽼師拿著課本問。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6hPki2lykO
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不出所料，沒有任何⼀個學⽣回答孫⽼師的問題。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi29LBJC3p8
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有本事的學⽣害怕⾃⼰答錯，可能遭到孫⽼師的批評，⽽沒有本事的學⽣更不會出來⾃取其辱。再低⼀等連功課都沒做完的學⽣，現在就只能暗暗祈禱有人出來救場，令孫⽼師息怒。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sajPm7Mz9
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根據往績，如果沒有⼈回應孫⽼師的話，1A班少不免會被狠狠修理⼀頓。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOy7woh59L4
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「怎麼沒有⼈回答？這不是颱⾵天之前給的功課嗎？」孫⽼師加強了說話的⼒度，連環拋出問題，開始向學⽣施壓。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0FkLbYGtX
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有⼈頻頻看錶，恨不得下課鈴聲可以早響個三分鐘，讓午膳時間⾺上到來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcR2BtfmcPy
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林正君左右張望，顯得畏⾸畏尾，似乎不敢舉⼿回答。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhZX9pcq8R
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天才收起了平時掛在臉上的笑容，一臉認真。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbc8mcEjvy
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坐在教室後⽅的機神，桌上坦蕩蕩地放著⼀本空⽩的課本，以無懼的⽬光看著孫⽼師。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoGJOxWosB
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「我覺得作者將事情的結局放在開頭，可以令讀者好奇楊修為什麼會被曹操賜死，吸引讀者追看。」眼看⽼師已經下達最後通牒，羅晨西挺身而出讀出了⾃⼰的答案。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfAUlcS06T
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「基本上正確，另外作者先交代楊修被曹操賜死的近因，接著才交代闊⾨事件和⼀盒酥事件等楊修被殺的遠因⋯⋯」聽到問題已經被解決，⼤部分同學都⾃動進⼊了「⾶⾏模式」，拒收任何來⾃⽼師的信息，靜候下課鈴的降臨。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAB4SErBPH
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沒過多久，下課鈴聲便按時響起。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwh6PHFyI4
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「各位同學再⾒。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawDYeDnw7S
「孫⽼師再⾒。」經過連續兩節中⽂課後，同學的敬禮都變得有氣無⼒。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEQrtm01gH
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臨⾛前，孫⽼師走到機神面前，直接命令他：「你帶上你的中⽂書跟我上來教員室。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ9sL2d2QE
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「你知不知道發⽣甚麼事？」看到這⼀幕，有點好奇的Queenie找上了羅晨西。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy2SmqlNgv
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「可能他犯了哪⼀條校規吧？」仔細回想過後，他也沒有什麼想法。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGukM84MMz8
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「可能現在壞掉的那部電梯是他弄壞的。」天才一如既往，笑著提出⼀個充滿創意的答案，沒有人能跟上他跳脫的思路。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HmLyACGqX
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「甚麼啊，早上宣佈的時候不是說電梯是被颱⾵弄壞的嗎？」林正君懷疑對⽅沒有認真聆聽早上的宣佈。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS3g49EMr4
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討論無果，羅晨西也不再糾結在這個⼩問題⾝上，很快就招呼同伴下樓取外送。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo35pwJqK7j
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「君子！要下去取外送啦！」出⾨的時候，羅晨西象徵式地騷擾了⼀下同學。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUKriWTakf
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「聰明⼈絕不會在同⼀個地⽅跌倒第三次。」沒有理會羅晨西，林正君拿出了⾃⼰的午餐準備吃飯。

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每到午膳，教室的⼀⾓是聯機區域已經是⼀個⽇常。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PGg5xBHzc
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「沒有復活⽯頭就去買，想⼀想，不充值的你能變強嗎？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY7GimiupF
「我現在總算明⽩機神平時是有多可靠。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgaamwPWBu
「君子，你這麼快吃完飯，幫我們去把⼀下⾵。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC8Nug6K8Y
光聽對話內容，A班的其他人都知道誰是聲音的主人。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX427o5BTSW
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「我只把⾵⼀陣子。」想到每次把⾵都要像⼀個拍⼦機⼀樣左右搖頭，林正君就覺得難受。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB0PhTe8L1
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他剛想要⾛出教室，就⾺上撞上了先前被孫⽼師帶⾛的機神。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJHPMMVKS5
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「瘋了，真的瘋了，孫⽼師是不是有精神病啊。」他⼀進來就在發牢騷。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymndsQZLvF
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「你這次⼜犯那⼀條校規了？」Queenie揶揄道。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnVrwqZp8a
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「就是更之前的中⽂功課，我其實有幾題沒做完的事被發現了。她叫我放學後要上去五樓教員室⾨外，把剩下的完成才可以走。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVh4HoH1xY
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「明明當時根本沒有檢查到我，應該已經暪天過海了啊⋯⋯」機神嘟噥著。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyBNIjYxyT
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「聽上去很正常啊。啊，不，實在是太奇怪了！」林正君不⼩⼼把真⼼話說了出來，連忙作出掩飾。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZEVHar1rX
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即使又在學業上出現問題，機神表現出來的態度還是大差不差。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAV017yQki
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「齊人就開局吧。」機神掏出手機，跟往常一樣點開遊戲程式。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv2MAi1EkQ
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機神沒介意自己被抓包這件事，其他人互看幾眼，也沒對這事說甚麼。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUYqea5ZfU
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任教室外的雨勢有多猛烈，只要窗門緊閉，⼀切就和平常⼀樣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldf12UTSPe
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不過就在同一天，機神他就笑不出來了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfkbRjVMTR

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林正君突然⼤驚失⾊地敲了兩下虛掩的⾨，慌張地⾛了進來，雙唇微張，像是要說什麼似的。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJVTaJvOAS
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但還沒等他說些甚麼，⼀個可怕的⾝影已經闖⼊了1A班，準確來說並不是闖⼊，因為⾝影的主⼈正是令⼈望⽽⽣畏的班主任孫⽼師。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz71fEljsNx
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「你們真的是敢明目張膽玩手機？這件事我會按照學校的既定程序處理！你們這些違反規定的同學的⼿機全部都會被沒收，想拿回去就讓你們的家長來向校⽅預約時間吧！」拿著⼿機收集箱的孫⽼師眼神可怕得要殺⼈⼀樣。「你們貴為學校的精英班，如今竟然帶頭違反學校的校規⋯⋯」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYSOC4KU7E
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反駁她？沒人想得罪中年女教師。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5x9sa43k1Y
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被責罵的所有人，只能默默承受自己大意所造成的結果。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1o8PxI3mbA
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⼜過了⼀會兒，違規使⽤⼿機的同學所使⽤的⼿機都被孫⽼師裝進箱⼦裡帶⾛了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsIp39WT30
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數分鐘前，1A班內部明明還吵得像⼀個派對現場，但如今⼤家⼿機被沒收後，1A班的氣氛便明顯反轉了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXfbcHQxYT
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這一刻，就連平常帶領眾人行動的「主席」也眉頭深鎖，不發一言。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3auARfYEMd
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「那樣就要記⼀個缺點？我沒做這麼多功課也還沒有⼀個缺點。」最先打破沉默的是已經有眾多前科的機神。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFflH0d13S
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「這就是所謂的『生於憂患，死於安樂』。」天才後悔地說。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDKCuXMF2I
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Queenie站了起來，不甘地看著⼤家說：「這次孫⽼師真的殺瘋了，這裡幾乎全部⼈都被沒收了⼿機吧？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEWO0vEfaG
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「嗯？我沒有啊。」林正君純真地歪著頭說。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaO8Z1JsgWP
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「沒有⼈想知道啊！」被沒收了⼿機，感覺⾃⼰已經失去⼈⽣意義的機神向對⽅咆哮。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpCEwyaJi62
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在剛才沒收⼿機的過程中，他曾經裝作不知情，但很快就被孫⽼師當場點名要求交出⼿機。這也是沒辦法的，畢竟他在事發的時候正處於⼀個「⾵眼」位置，裝蒜⾃然對⽼師來說沒有任何作⽤。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0E4luwEhVk
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「Queenie，我是你的話剛才不會把⼿機交出去。你的⼿機本來放在抽屜裡，剛才那個位置被孫⽼師⽬擊⽤⼿機的機會很低。只要沒有被⽬擊到，你就可以死咬⾃⼰沒有⽤⼿機了，這些事很難被證實的。」⼀刻都沒有為失去的⼿機哀悼，羅晨西開始覆盤剛才發⽣的事。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6J2Lf1sfv
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「唉，我實在是不敢賭。」想到平常好戰的孫⽼師，Queenie就⽣出了怯意。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIt0j5tSD2
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在教室一旁，沒有被沒收手機的林正君也沒精打采地低著頭。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSncl6xocC
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早在被沒收⼿機的時候，羅晨西就已經想到了⼀個無法解釋的疑點。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4x7ucM3lt
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「雖然我也不願意相信⋯⋯但我們可能是被班上的某個⼈檢舉才變成這樣的。」雖然可能會導致不可逆的結果，羅晨西還是開了⼝。