【校園/日常】杏壇中學眾生相 - [1-4]時間管理者

科學實驗室裡抽氣扇嗡嗡地轉著，牆上用紅線串起的科學偉人照片被風吹得晃個不停。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPfa8vpb31
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一位臉上嚴肅得很的中年男教師，拿著手上的課本，只是照辦宣科地朗讀著上面的內容。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡworcWzUYrR
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「今天就說到這裡，你們⾃習吧。」任教科學的丘⽼師如此宣告，便⼀溜煙地回到原位使⽤電腦。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5D4l8XR82
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在學⽣的眼內，⾃習無疑等同於⾃由和同學聊天的時間。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mcPzdrQPh
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一旁有位其貌不揚的男同學緊握著拳頭，不知心中在想甚麼。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK8G1udaY6
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這樣的他，現在正被兩位同學議論著。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEab8kTg2V
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「你看那邊那個。」天才指著那人低聲說。「他好像叫⋯⋯叫甚麼？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJX8ehTng3
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「⋯⋯所以你想說甚麼。」機神回。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwPN4q8dz6
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「總之他長得像殺人犯。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9UEJkckxy
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「你也是。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt079ctpSTQ
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後一張長桌的羅晨西，湊近了同⼀張實驗桌的其他⼈，低聲詢問道：「你們有沒有聽到那個傳聞？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3RYSYUk0S
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看著同桌其他三⼈看過來的⽬光，他開始分享他打聽來的八卦：「杏壇中學有三個著名的冗員，他們拿著和其他⼈⼀樣甚⾄更⾼的薪水，但他們做的實事⽐誰都要少。」

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說到⽼師的壞話，羅晨西下意識地壓低了說話的⾳量。「『時間管理者』丘⽼師，就是杏壇三⼤冗員之首。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUMSt8oPMd
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「順便說⼀下，這稱號是我從辯論隊聽回來的。」為了被免跟班中某些人一樣被貼上中⼆病的標籤，羅晨西特意補了一句。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltESAp5nDx
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「說起來，我有⼀次在放學等巴⼠的時候，竟然發現丘⽼師排在隊伍的前⽅。」聽到這裡，林正君也分享了他親眼看到的誇張事跡。「我明明是在放學鈴響起後第一個離開教室的。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0V0q2nQasn
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另一位同學皺著眉頭說：「科學課都上了快三個月，幾乎每次他都在最後叫我們⾃習，我覺得他就是不懂得編排教學時間的⽼師，『時間管理者』一定是反諷。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxSriyDj5y
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「你錯了，其實他的確擅⻑管理時間，不過管理的是⾃⼰的時間。你看看現在他在做什麼？」羅晨西以眼神向對方⽰意。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSoLX3FUW91
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所有人回頭⼀看，只⾒丘⽼師神⾊凝重地看著電腦螢幕。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ocRtYRbit
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在被羅晨西所說的話影響後，丘⽼師凝重的表情在眾人的眼中變味了。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNzuYInBtM
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「現在也不⼀定確保他是在摸⿂吧？不可以排除他是在做其他正經事的可能性。」嘴上說著有其他可能性，但林正君⼀時也想不到有甚麼理由替⽼師開脫。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZidlcINrqe
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「以他上課時經常剩下⼀堆時間給我們⾃習來看，他現在不可能是在認真備課。」⼀直旁觀的封思諭⼼想。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xdmD8UXzF
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羅晨西躡手躡腳地離開了座位，拍了⼀下坐在前⼀個實驗桌的天才。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78NVbZ37mt
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「天才，幫個⼩忙，出去看⼀下⽼師現在在做什麼。你可以隨便找個借⼝，例如說你要上廁所。」「也不是不⾏。」接著，羅晨西看到了快要令⾃⼰暈倒的⼀幕。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK3y7slIUZZ
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只見天才躡手躡腳地離開了座位，拍了⼀下坐在再前⼀個實驗桌的機神。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqrenJi2Vd
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「機神，我有⼀個重任要交給你。你現在出去看⼀下⽼師在做甚麼？」「這樣呀⋯⋯」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxSS7saF8U
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「拍！拍！拍！」這個時候，丘⽼師站了起來，拿著實驗室內的⽶尺敲打⾃⼰的桌⼦，敲打的⼒道之⼤令⼈懷疑⽶尺會否從中間斷成兩截。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjDT0vzX5H
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「到底你們明不明⽩甚麼是⾃習？為什麼可以這麼吵？」丘⽼師⾯帶慍⾊地責問全體同學。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEfjlJ4Stv
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「還有那邊的同學為什麼你要離開座位？」丘⽼師指向了天才。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnPeeABar9
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「這就是所謂的莫非定律，會發生的事終究會發生。」被指著的天才只能強裝鎮定地看著丘⽼師。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjIcvOJs52P
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「我不要⾒到有下⼀次。」丘⽼師惡狠狠地說完這⼀句，便再度回到原位使⽤電腦。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYsJSHpFba
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封思諭默默翻著科學書後⾯的內容。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3xmsa1YRu
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封思諭可以安份地等下課，但⼀旁的羅晨西卻不想就這樣結束。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56nzeIkXK4
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「如果這件事就這樣結束，真相有可能會永遠⽯沉⼤海。聽回來的情報始終不能盡信，要靠⾃⼰去確認。」想到這裡，他變得莫名熱血起來。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZtZvXv82u
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從⾃⼰的位置出發，想要看到電腦屏幕，⼤約要⾛五⽶的距離。羅晨西盡量放輕步伐，以不徐不疾的節奏⾛到了那個能夠同時看到丘⽼師和電腦屏幕的位置，隨後快速地瞄了⼀眼電腦屏幕。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTzCoysm5A
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後知後覺的丘⽼師察覺到有學⽣前來，慌忙切換屏幕，再以⼀套假裝專業的⼝吻詢問：「這位同學有甚麼問題？」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg3nyMIwHo
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「我想去廁所。」早有準備的羅晨西平靜地回應。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6YWg9mGhd
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剛剛被嚇到的丘⽼師作出指正：「下次去廁所前⿇煩先舉⼿。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5FzeEOmEV
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「好的，對不起。」羅晨西⼀臉誠懇地向⽼師道歉。

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「怎麼今年又這樣⋯⋯」丘⽼師嘟噥著，煩悶地作勢揮走學生。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJlSTScVGo
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對羅晨西來說，擺出⼀副誠懇的態度去道歉已經是⼀個專業技能。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ484Uc2Apcq
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⼀會兒後，羅晨西施施然地回到科學實驗室，向其他⼈傳達了答案：「我看到了⼀幅起起伏伏的折線圖，他一定是在炒股。」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMIwXov36Ij
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「知道他只是在股票交易後，我反⽽覺得沒甚麼⼤不了，本來還以為他會做⼀些不⾒得光的事。」解開了謎團後，羅晨西反⽽有點失望。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLSHNXwFX5
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「其實在正經的上課時間去炒股從來也不是甚麼正常的⾏為。」仍然清醒的林正君批評道。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGuV2pwX9V
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聽著其他⼈的討論，知道下課鈴快響起的封思諭只是默默地收拾物品準備離開。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wcF7ZBt91
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沒過幾天，新聞就發佈了一則全香城市民都關注的資訊。801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Qfvie8sVE
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「超強颱⾵『⼭⽵』現時距離⾹城西南偏南約⼀百公⾥，⼗號颶⾵信號*現正⽣效⋯⋯」801Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgR09ziQ6x
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然後，⼀場暴⾵⾬即將來臨。