So, let's think about this answer he's given us, and work backwards. He says that the answer is 42. This must mean that the answer was solved through some sort of advanced mathematics. Where is math? Well, as many highly intelligent Kindergarten teachers will agree, math is everywhere. We'll start with life. What calculations do we use that refer to life? Well, there's lifespan, life insurance, and organic chemistry and biology; and in one of these we'll find the answer. Well, the answer is 42, correct? So how do we get this answer? We'll look into biology since it sounds the most confusing. Carbon is present in all organic life forms, and the most common form of carbon is carbon 12. Carbon 12 has the isotope of 12, so we take that twelve out and put him with his annoying cousin, carbon 14. Now we take out the ones, because neither of them are carbon 1—that'd be stupid—and put them together to get 42. Don't ask me why it's 42 and not 24. So the question about life must be, "What is the biological backbone of all organic life?" And as you can see, the answer is clearly 42.
If you'll allow me to proceed... on to the universe. Well, we don't know much about the universe. But we do know that the universe has an end, and is increasing in size at a rapid pace. I firmly believe that the universe is expanding at the rate of 42 lightspeeds per second. This is supported by the fact that I have no evidence to explain this whatsoever, and therefore must be true. And to serve as additional support for this claim, I must also inform you that pencils are great. In conclusion, the question is, "What is the rate at which the universe expands?" Which is, as I've undoubtedly proven, 42.
And lastly comes everything. Now what does everything mean? Well, it says every THING. Thing refers to an inanimate object, an abiotic substance. This means that by definition, we can rule out life as a factor in this calculation. Now if everything rules out life, then we can only infer that it rules out the universe too. So what is everything? Does it mean... everything else?
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Of course it does! So we're going to have to look at the theory of anti-matter for this one. We're going to take that anti-matter and divide it into moles. Divided into moles, it should be about everything backwards. So, if we subtract gnihtyrevE by itself, we get zero. But if we multiply that zero... by 42... We get zero. But we'll have forty-two zeroes. Coincidence? I think not! So the question must be, "What is the mass of all the antimatter that makes up 42 large amounts of nothing, which is inconsequently and unwarrantedly also everything else besides the universe and organic life." And there you have it! I have brilliantly solved the riddle. Oh, no need to thank me. It was my pleasure.
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