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減肥計劃
ENTRY #1
Author: 平行交錯
Published:
Jan 7, 2017
減肥計劃
Published:
Jan 7, 2017
ENTRY #1
因為懶所以瘦
Author: 平行交錯
Published:
Jan 7, 2017
1 Min Read
120 Words
No Plagiarism!aJ9sJi3yyYXQ2WDqE55Xposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我懶，所以我唔肥。

因為我唔止懶得郁動，我仲懶得食。

食係一個漫長嘅運動。

買，（洗、切、煮），拆包裝/裝落碗，擺入口——又咬又嚼仲要吞，以上無限重複，牙關打震見酸軟..... 然後洗碗執拾都係體力勞動。

我就係懶，所以唔餓死都唔食，所以唔肥。

（如果咁你勤力食到肥，自然可以用同等勤力做運動減番。）

懶，要懶得徹底！

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