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貓貓與狗狗從天空不斷落下。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD32UEMHR4
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伴隨雨聲，車內正播到韋瓦第的《四季‧夏》第三樂章，相當符合此刻雨勢的狂亂。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9wfaYUPZQ
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賽巴斯丁的內心亦同。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfOo01QfM3
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因為，後座正坐著一位他都沒想過會載到的大人物。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DM3jmfkwf
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他偷偷看著映在後照鏡的客人，帽子口罩衣服俱清一色黑。雖戴著眼鏡卻難掩如灼目光。真不愧是位列地府中的大人物嗎？那令人難以忍受的肅殺氣息一直飄過來。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGiPL2lwL0
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然而真正讓賽巴斯丁如此心神不寧，並非客人的真實身份，而是其行走人間的偽態。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6vzsqQpSa
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客人乃他的偶像，他的神，達康.COME的康康！104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6w7i163AH
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本來一直在看著手機的康康，像是注意到他的目光，以富含磁性的聲調說：「雨很大呢。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY5rTzIBLN
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「呃對啊。」該死，初戀都沒那麼緊張過。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8A9T9QCsB
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「你看起來好像認識我？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5m0U8TqDt
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「因為朋友介紹，我有幸看過你們的專場。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYfrH0Y3wK
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「啊……」康康像是誤會般恍然大悟，「我以為你是知道我的另一個身份。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVVDvW8ND8h
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「啊那個……我也知道。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknsF8zE25B
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康康頷首，調整了一下坐姿。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyWTLJ5LzE
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「你在我們之間也是滿有名的。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMRuSWcnjn
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「漫才師嗎？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiW5WFAur7
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康康輕笑：「當然不是。」別笑啊！你這個行走人間的費洛蒙。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJKrDOC0iy
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「所以今天是要去主持OPENMIC嗎？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAVxKT4Nn3
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「對啊。說實在我有點懶得去……但沒辦法，搭檔的責任心太強。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsfoiVNdNi
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「我看達哥好像都沒有缺席過。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOlowsxAq7
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「嗯，他比我還熱衷在提攜後輩上面，我光是寫段子就精疲力盡了，更別說本業。所幸，前線工作總有人替補上。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrXQualUpP
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「現在地府的人力配置已經補足了嗎？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ax3rW8Q9b
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康康大笑：「前線人員永遠嫌不夠啊，但比起早期的確是輕鬆許多，我現在就只負責後勤作業，批批公文蓋蓋章之類的。何況現代人信仰也不像以前那麼忠誠了，時常轉換派系，現在我們都直接看他死前信仰再請該代表去接引。」他沉默一陣，眼神露出狡詰笑意，「現在是你們魔鬼當道喔。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3LBFtuC0L
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「謝將軍，快別挖苦我了。您也知道我已脫離原組織。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWBl1olTDZ
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「我就說你幹嘛對祂伏首稱臣，又不是像大聖爺一樣被抓住把柄。還是我叫廣智救你？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZFa3o7YkG
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「廣智是誰？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR9c3oHqag
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「你沒玩黑悟空啊？」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVkV3tmqtg
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「抱歉，我不玩遊戲的。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIrug3FPW3
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「沒事，我近來也少時間玩了。嗯？到了是吧？預計半小時的路程，體感只有五分鐘呢。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1wsrcSklS
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「我也沒想到謝將軍如斯健談。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19BP9lVH0Z
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「我住永和不住劍潭，」他拿起擱在腳邊的折傘，「還有，別喚我名諱，叫康康就好了。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpGzLbyVTCy
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「的確，明惠這名字比較適合大媽。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54GDRkuere
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康康愣了半晌，隨即大笑：「Niceボケ！有點爛但我喜歡。你要不要考慮上台？有搭檔的話我可以幫你插隊一下。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBVjjfTcecy
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「不了，我怕黑色三連星會暴走。」所幸現在是他們的睡覺時間，不然我腦袋會爆炸。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6Xoiyy7FW
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康康歪頭：「黑色三……嗯好吧。我已經很久沒有聊那邊的話題了，很高興認識你，希望下次還能預約到你的車。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXw26APEF0
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「你加我私群就可以了。」104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk3oPUxEzx
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「不，」他豎起食指在唇前，「世事就是求個緣，你我有緣自然相會。」然後他下車。一邊狼狽撐起雨傘，一邊咆哮雨勢地快步走向數字喜劇俱樂部。104Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkP7G4TyrEG
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這時的賽巴斯丁還沒有意識到，他們很快就會再見面。
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