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「哈利啊,今天我們要說什麼呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA8pp3PdLovV 維尼
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「三木桑知道我之前的團體現點現做吧?顧名思義就是我們在現場跟觀眾點一個題目來即興做一個段子。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAZfeQPEXwxY 維尼
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「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAkmEDpPrJL4 維尼
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「有喔有喔,有出現在《逃太郎》裡面喔。」哈利對搭檔使眼色。8964 copyright protection102PENANAgSQy2PVFdc 維尼
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「那在開始前我想要先問一下大家,你們今晚開心嗎?」開心!「好玩嗎?」好玩!「我們帥不帥?」很帥!「屁啦!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAEN7rJ5KEpP 維尼
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看著三木跟著觀眾鼓譟,哈利略顯尬尷地提醒。8964 copyright protection102PENANA5wuauxOUGF 維尼
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「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAn4txSnx2rc 維尼
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「我很熟桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAooDS3bNWXr 維尼
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「喔莫名其妙就開始了嗎?是的,三木桑來自日本,也曾寫過段子,想必對故事相當熟悉。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAbyRfH5hT0G 維尼
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「不是,因為我就是桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA7Lwwj1m00H 維尼
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「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection102PENANASmiQnaR9Lq 維尼
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「所以你真的是從桃子裡面生出來的?」是的。8964 copyright protection102PENANAte4b6w5LiC 維尼
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「我是鬼子。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAxhM7EjjIRP 維尼
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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection102PENANAiNqoc9aCXV 維尼
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「沒錯,奶奶就把我撿回家,還說什麼神的恩賜,其實根本不是這樣。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAMYn87YA1Ow 維尼
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「可是,為什麼是桃子?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAd2OPWoFqww 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection102PENANAPINGzx4B08 維尼
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「我也可以抓嗎?」哈利躍躍欲試。8964 copyright protection102PENANAesrcf4nqb2 維尼
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「好啊你來⋯⋯」三木招手,結果哈利反被巴頭。「太猥褻了吧!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAX88IhcIFb9 維尼
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「你也知道,」哈利撫著頭,「而且那兩個根本不像。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAc4usPAXPh9 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection102PENANAiKKTu3i0Nz 維尼
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「少囉嗦欸,你知道桃在日本象徵什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAnYZ3ocsIcC 維尼
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「不止,桃子被認為有驅邪的力量!特別是用來對付鬼。」8964 copyright protection102PENANADfvrdQBmfJ 維尼
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「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAWod25xs1PY 維尼
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「既然這麼討厭,那他們是怎麼把你塞進桃子裡的?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARb9SyIl7hS 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2jofIaUwyt 維尼
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「對對對,這時候狗、猴子和雞就出現了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAyECM0eAz63 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection102PENANAQ6uN2pV26r 維尼
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「不是普通的狗?那牠是什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAg9MNEWuRcb 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection102PENANAVZ11FEPCGe 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAcBebcyEARm 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection102PENANAWvd32TKuYC 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAk1pEkUIHKf 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2vGUjkOSV0 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmPwAorYE8f 維尼
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「雞的試煉呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAP8JhRYOFPS 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection102PENANABWXRvYM2O1 維尼
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「在通過師匠(ししょう)的考驗後,我成為了忍蛋。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAyVrkkdtpNf 維尼
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「等等,雞居然是獸忍嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAzagyBOShqJ 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAG4lvYRZNRq 維尼
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8964 copyright protection102PENANADvbui8F1Qi 維尼
「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAQeNTWLsbVu 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAD9moesFuTo
8964 copyright protection102PENANAgm5WXJyUyY 維尼
「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA0klSRHBG5g 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA7vlOckDjsp
8964 copyright protection102PENANAg8p23Er47L 維尼
「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAXaABz56d5v 維尼
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8964 copyright protection102PENANAWeav68PXel 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA1K2bDcM9BL 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAbZKCYgLzxf
8964 copyright protection102PENANAdcqbAB0RdR 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAeqoHCG6bkU 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAnWdqIRXiTy
8964 copyright protection102PENANAW5vCus0SMS 維尼
「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAWJfgOVwdTw 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANACHc2zw6Ooc
8964 copyright protection102PENANA46xXfQHAil 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARISanGVoEA 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAROVNZFbULZ
8964 copyright protection102PENANAorkKzpBtiC 維尼
「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection102PENANAkNDVYLUhfD 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0Pq9AnueDL
8964 copyright protection102PENANA0qq3ruoWSf 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAMYpEXG05Ol 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAdsu5LUBmCN
8964 copyright protection102PENANAo1Oiv5B9Tk 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANADdGFtvuGLV 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAmRoTAYmJ3Z
8964 copyright protection102PENANACCyT3duhUh 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAG5T3DUP1iP 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA45GTjVxFrD
8964 copyright protection102PENANAUXqEYaLXyv 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection102PENANATRp4wgg97M 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANADaGsJGurmu
8964 copyright protection102PENANAD1YCmv0qzX 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARKFv9ybNpZ 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2qdMHEM54b
8964 copyright protection102PENANAFr0qL3BnmQ 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA4P5E43TWw4 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAchO8XkoYmx
8964 copyright protection102PENANARaEtgHaTjE 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA4aRXjaddUo 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAVa7LCffc44
8964 copyright protection102PENANAoqZWKPjNKm 維尼
「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAAvgdGq4rcC 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANADuTbU1N8Zy
8964 copyright protection102PENANAo1GjKT9XwM 維尼
「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAtOxI15GJEA 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAFlgoqRx70H
8964 copyright protection102PENANAmkDRTccZG7 維尼
「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAW5oAlXBjS8 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANARCPM54XTdd
8964 copyright protection102PENANA7RSq6cLU9l 維尼
「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAOp3LY0Hgra 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAwI0qwMTJDj
8964 copyright protection102PENANAD6vahzHduX 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAGVB89tApuZ 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAKhxU5EY5Cw 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection102PENANAO7QDT0ZkSe 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAAT9aLNb7a7 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAUxSpxCU4DQ 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAKRATWg4duf
8964 copyright protection102PENANA9NN7LOyONk 維尼
「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAPnSFYo67Bc 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA79d5u4aXqt
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「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARaF8Wieggn 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0cY7VGINuU
8964 copyright protection102PENANAM6i4v6gRPD 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2EsiRmQIIS 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAtzh3Zq79Hw
8964 copyright protection102PENANA4PVxGvIrRo 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection102PENANApxpTevdqPh 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAegpQYB01dk
8964 copyright protection102PENANAWlBfL3R8UJ 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection102PENANApyl8GcHmMi 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAvA3tlsYfuu
8964 copyright protection102PENANA3151WmTyHN 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAYXv8VKJXna 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAXbSVGHwk6G
8964 copyright protection102PENANAwq6erp6BLN 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAxp5059mQoM 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANALOxhrTLQl0
8964 copyright protection102PENANA70vg9Mjemd 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2JPYKawEbM 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAohZpb8kguh
8964 copyright protection102PENANAHhtEloC1Vc 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAlzR1yLVEHG 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0OmvT65HnN
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「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAQ13EyY6lsp 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYdSNBGZNue
8964 copyright protection102PENANAvvHzDUtzKs 維尼
「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAhaaIzRky6G 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAbRmNG5v77I
8964 copyright protection102PENANAIGwKyiEw08 維尼
「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAp64aJh212a 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAWdHW0UfUej
8964 copyright protection102PENANAf14zj76xU1 維尼
「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAqxbzBJpnXZ 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANArCKqMm91qE
8964 copyright protection102PENANALsHCMulrQn 維尼
「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAPkyui1FboD 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAaEkzXJfBqd
8964 copyright protection102PENANAuSrNiwa5eW 維尼
「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA6ZgT0r6DBO 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0YumesfIFw
8964 copyright protection102PENANAUWyD3RaQtm 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAI1XYQHAsdi 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqyBzis64y9
8964 copyright protection102PENANAm5qbJUvYOI 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAkDwi543Afy 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4zt0o9imoP
8964 copyright protection102PENANAA2zxuCsobT 維尼
「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA7Ry6SgPlQK 維尼
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8964 copyright protection102PENANACKxkTrCTcb 維尼
「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmTEsvODhXw 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAEuW008iWaD
8964 copyright protection102PENANAUo4Ds6kMny 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA7BmMUZnRun 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA5Gi4tnsaOI
8964 copyright protection102PENANA11fI9JcwjH 維尼
「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection102PENANATkJALczdKW 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAcOVxn15ATG
8964 copyright protection102PENANAIj11q4RUIC 維尼
「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAOXpus94tX0 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA1UHlK6IeIC
8964 copyright protection102PENANAt1jJt7vj7W 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAGaOCbUs8gG 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAv8BnIS3CPk
8964 copyright protection102PENANAXrdrTvYTNR 維尼
「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAm6KNjGmoUS 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANABPNgEwhTbs
8964 copyright protection102PENANA8zbqCTL51O 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection102PENANALROtYz6V6L 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAF5DBO6axA0
8964 copyright protection102PENANA0nlOhKdnr7 維尼
「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAb2ricw1Lpi 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAQCGuTP8FM1
8964 copyright protection102PENANAc5vsCTESNz 維尼
「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAfbeaLB6Wy7 維尼
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8964 copyright protection102PENANAl63DlEXBTC 維尼
「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAEKJroCZgWU 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAyejBXqC1Py
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「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection102PENANA518L3LB2Op 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAWxxMNhTLDH
8964 copyright protection102PENANACEvGAfHz3p 維尼
聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection102PENANAIj7W9JHysV 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAoUCuWY193c
8964 copyright protection102PENANA5bMwAeHaIQ 維尼
成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5nDqAc9yt1 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANARXGAKBx2W5
8964 copyright protection102PENANAPYhTwiBUns 維尼
「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA0LRrw0Opbc 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAplWMvZLbQ6
8964 copyright protection102PENANAgZaFtnzA1j 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection102PENANAPEScM3coUq 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANATQnZ6Sw6fS
8964 copyright protection102PENANAwQ5CDxJkBt 維尼
「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAuGH1jngF9l 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAC6drvn1mhH
8964 copyright protection102PENANALJlDlRRm3a 維尼
「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAqSIrcv4FFj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA5KECCICHc8
8964 copyright protection102PENANA3Gq8QU1XBi 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAtwQ7LqiLAL 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAmg70JiQlq9
8964 copyright protection102PENANAK8wC4WAzEg 維尼
「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAGukeLs10EB 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAj23z4OY9f7
8964 copyright protection102PENANAMv7xZAgZsI 維尼
「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection102PENANASs2TXHBgeh 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAPtJuJGb1Mr
8964 copyright protection102PENANA1nYYkkJOia 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAdaI1qqdhL1 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA08nZ4UVa06
8964 copyright protection102PENANAKevWsD4G6b 維尼
「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAMmTsANrjGj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAR8jMUNcCZA
8964 copyright protection102PENANA5Mo87kzjhI 維尼
「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANALac9INeY2M 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANANbp14h8Ml7
8964 copyright protection102PENANAZeIKreLviM 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5q1cgUQUeo 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAUFNfAaJeDO
8964 copyright protection102PENANAgM6SFtw4JW 維尼
「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAK4pEMSOdL4 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAOq4XQ5vdl8
8964 copyright protection102PENANA04rRFV9E7A 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5lRZHDVsVj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYr0f4FPiNa
8964 copyright protection102PENANArkBS8m9VYs 維尼
「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAaIXYI8M7eQ 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAGqVdO438Tt
8964 copyright protection102PENANAG0I5VAmgp2 維尼
「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAePEkj8SxIh 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAggPI6q7EPb
8964 copyright protection102PENANAcMTiMH3oBS 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAoz6zoe6aCB 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA29nXdXWQws
8964 copyright protection102PENANAwhXWZB1U4A 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA4T7C79Ysbc 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAs1gVdUXhJ4
8964 copyright protection102PENANACh5P455ddW 維尼
「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAtLF6tI3dco 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAz5lmHpTmUG
8964 copyright protection102PENANA4JIBA4K4Jh 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAJoMK9uiC12 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAvLHvBeBrm0
8964 copyright protection102PENANAfvTtlltyne 維尼
「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection102PENANA8yhllg4RvP 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAxCQ1Ringvy
8964 copyright protection102PENANABFXcZyhFNz 維尼
「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAdNKGXmJQYx 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA0IviiFG1H7
8964 copyright protection102PENANAnOEs5xdDOQ 維尼
「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection102PENANA2xoAuNVdHs 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqeYjpd4wex
8964 copyright protection102PENANAf2CRv95gun 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection102PENANANfhVbCbd5R 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAUutx2Uho40
8964 copyright protection102PENANAYvqWgVRIqx 維尼
「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAXxxyKmF3VD 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANASfsHvjMMRJ
8964 copyright protection102PENANAYs7ypTJdew 維尼
「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAVEVwQQCNNX 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAfoxN674ngb
8964 copyright protection102PENANAMrrhBrpxJ7 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAUxxqaaYNd9 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAl81Kg2hN9J
8964 copyright protection102PENANAELgGgrpD2t 維尼
「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAhCJXygUvFX 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAsdTez16o8L
8964 copyright protection102PENANAUdFxgsmis0 維尼
「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAgZ1T3Z4KE1 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAh9BivYbx4F
8964 copyright protection102PENANAbt7GRwkv4H 維尼
「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection102PENANANstnKVOyZk 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA1r6QwnRIIa
8964 copyright protection102PENANAepRl0ldpfg 維尼
「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAFj8nYpglb5 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAJpGeKvwRfw
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAxBU2rAdHbU 維尼
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA6naTPO9gHM 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAVGu1PkkHKU
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAZA0WagItzx 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAzPcifToiGU
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「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection102PENANAvZtWgmn9ey 維尼
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「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection102PENANATSUWri8IrI 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAkZC0cw8OuJ
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「沒有問題嗎這個?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5ZYBviIdRv 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAZXErUGcVtp
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「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection102PENANAW1H53mJXYq 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAJGtD33Mymg
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「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection102PENANAgTKPXY84Wu 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAPupjkNYXsq
8964 copyright protection102PENANABG82F0Yz0O 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection102PENANAyqPD7PweUp 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAdqMAmwi5Vr
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「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAl0lqsFT5b6 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAfG8GKVn16l
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「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAG7nlP0vOA4 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAKIyltZAyjx
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「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection102PENANARNS7IsuvZ2 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAkgDBH5Fos0
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106Please respect copyright.PENANA4SZwDedlQi
8964 copyright protection102PENANAqOoveqRkeE 維尼
「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANASG7ZEiFEqU 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA1UzHgOV89j
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「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAuCxXI9wAeh 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAaQx5knPD9w
8964 copyright protection102PENANA1l2bNJKiV7 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA6BF7U18R3x 維尼
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「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAkG24TfKH4V 維尼
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「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection102PENANAd7Yo2tr6ci 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAnRz63hcn4O
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「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARUdUt7DnvF 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA9R2HE2wBx2
8964 copyright protection102PENANAHQMWHqqMih 維尼
「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAUxk2xPYrLX 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAO6rW9o5L49
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「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection102PENANASpetRFkrXr 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA71LYjX7GfS
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106Please respect copyright.PENANAmMk6eA3JDQ
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「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2n66UXPSFl 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAt3DsjUWNKZ
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「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA3CC40lbFwv 維尼
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAxuOop8MbkA 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAXsRTlHLxPR
8964 copyright protection102PENANAvCeFYxDJSJ 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAn7ZnYmSrrM 維尼
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106Please respect copyright.PENANASGgdN8jKNL
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「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection102PENANAph2wKAABsP 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAdLWYH8QGVF
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「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAM6eEgfsTnb 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAhgQf1S5ipK
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「譬如?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAIqRdPJDpRY 維尼
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哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmbEMqGnKGw 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYmlPyBpKri
8964 copyright protection102PENANAJiHtBiqBr9 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAsZM5U2WLlW 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAdt0smbqxYX
8964 copyright protection102PENANAf3CxyF9Dba 維尼
「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmz9KtwzW66 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAUqvBWS3scc
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106Please respect copyright.PENANAKVjZ7Aps5v
8964 copyright protection102PENANARFK9MIcELe 維尼
「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection102PENANAlwnxDjf5Xi 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAXBuGkrN7Vg
8964 copyright protection102PENANAocBaYbUu8h 維尼
「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAHET8FHhJoT 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAOjGUBwwmJ8
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「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAUCvDOfQSAq 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAu6udm6IJ4F
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「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection102PENANAnW9dpGSnf7 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAVcILdR7wfU
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哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection102PENANAQqsfTBlGM5 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAWtnC8woCGc
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「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAnlZKGAks0i 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA9WCvWS36Z1
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「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAyy1mE5YEEa 維尼
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection102PENANAHZ4bUGpRRV 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAKqlp1Q2r7i
8964 copyright protection102PENANAcHSVUaQH5c 維尼
哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection102PENANAT8V8Oc1VXS 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAxTSdWu8zR1
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「好了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA3oaW9l4dES 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2hTAswfTF6
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「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2R2l24odAv 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAfWM3zAwkNx
8964 copyright protection102PENANAYqGtuZdayp 維尼
「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAjjYUNnEOtl 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAjKNfOgjZ7I
8964 copyright protection102PENANAUg0Czj4QMm 維尼
「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAUkweNPtOgp 維尼
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「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAYAa2zJccBt 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAsLyN8wt5cz
8964 copyright protection102PENANAjNejf7pfA0 維尼
「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAVx5P1NvHaV 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAYGu8TmOZwG
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「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAIbNRC5KgEG 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAqMGSsBY9nA
8964 copyright protection102PENANA6pU5FvjpQi 維尼
「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection102PENANATw63ltEwew 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAo4jjLeOL8z
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「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection102PENANARa19RSbsz4 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA13AKqcTWVP
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「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA9Vd2o8vM19 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAn5uIOj9nLg
8964 copyright protection102PENANA9bYY8bxISp 維尼
「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection102PENANASit6lRDHdp 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAmGLUGOiKNv
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「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAMAEPgcn0NP 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANARy3H880p7C
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「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAeVpDREddVK 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAFTQdOV7j8S
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「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAamaPg8eFSb 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAnqdIHUcy96
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「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmaPypLOibO 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANARIhDG49mfG
8964 copyright protection102PENANAcnVVUpTWQM 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANATKyA1T6sYt 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2jdo0Trs8S
8964 copyright protection102PENANA7AOiFMmRk7 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection102PENANANTZ2KOQgxj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAJcZGjUvBzh
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAQ58TJ8BKDx 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAoulUc4Tmth
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「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAFIYU4Lwd2y 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAt6eeCkuWxU
8964 copyright protection102PENANAegPO40kV5a 維尼
「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection102PENANARgendhQpou 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAVjZQqTPgHb
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「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection102PENANAKp65GSorBO 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAZSeKhNpXqU
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「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAct4NiRvSCt 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAUl696Z0VwX
8964 copyright protection102PENANAsmJObYS2cG 維尼
「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection102PENANArQs1xuzqPr 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAIUJdVbu2zA
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「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAHq8GyXooSj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANALhDMu4JSvI
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「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA0uMVzrBV8v 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAg96DKhpMn5
8964 copyright protection102PENANAkNN25ork5y 維尼
「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAk519xGdYfe 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAKh7IUPRbAA
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「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAer2WQt03l9 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAgrIV9J0DF5
8964 copyright protection102PENANA6MqPrHxhdR 維尼
「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAZVPWvpgJ37 維尼
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「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA2IgMdBbNpi 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAukXn4TGcAH
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「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection102PENANA7C2j3sHAuc 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAw7WSkleFPa
8964 copyright protection102PENANAvkKKDHvRjz 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection102PENANABvhOfHHF9M 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAGtSwVkw58G
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「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5P04EAl8Q9 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAgseaTIGyVd
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「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection102PENANA4RmMbOFLgx 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANASw4B8Uxp0d
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「怖い!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAb28qmMQB27 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAxfBGj6oVQm
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「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAjYg2q0GMQj 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANATYG4iyaMFC
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「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAbDzJ5megPf 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA4VgVkJDG92
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「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAmcOJoebVtv 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAiKhRoS1p0S
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「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAuducYs2txJ 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA73nLGssESv
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAaLkWjyEDXH 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAa9G5bU2hnG
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全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection102PENANA794vxvZ3mx 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANApI9vWTpHvU
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「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection102PENANAcM5SsfpZcz 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANALoWZOBRkXG
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「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection102PENANAm0hdjFReD4 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANAP6AbTGKFFU
8964 copyright protection102PENANALBOnBXCEyE 維尼
「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection102PENANAaD0yMLc2hn 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANANOf4kr8zPx
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「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection102PENANA5IXI0YM8OT 維尼
106Please respect copyright.PENANA2VmEFh8NMS
8964 copyright protection102PENANATuALlcDmDK 維尼
「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection102PENANAYXQJ3S98bH 維尼
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