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「嘿!大家好,我是三木,」我是哈利,「我們合在一起就是三得利(サントリー),哈!請多指教。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAg0W2QBuKBJ 維尼
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「三木桑知道我之前的團體現點現做吧?顧名思義就是我們在現場跟觀眾點一個題目來即興做一個段子。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAWjQjBSXhum 維尼
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「聽不懂⋯⋯沒關係喔,那我先問一下」哈利挑了一位前排觀眾,但不待她回應即答,「啊妳想要聽《桃太郎》是吧?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA5ehMdATTf9 維尼
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「有喔有喔,有出現在《逃太郎》裡面喔。」哈利對搭檔使眼色。8964 copyright protection116PENANAu3h3rRNPJy 維尼
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「真的嗎?」三木回以疑惑。8964 copyright protection116PENANAYWDnzmToJt 維尼
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「那在開始前我想要先問一下大家,你們今晚開心嗎?」開心!「好玩嗎?」好玩!「我們帥不帥?」很帥!「屁啦!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAQrZa9WsSqi 維尼
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看著三木跟著觀眾鼓譟,哈利略顯尬尷地提醒。8964 copyright protection116PENANAe8xJlNqQ3w 維尼
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「三木桑,我們開場太久囉。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAc2mEfuYm4r 維尼
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「好的。那說漫才從現在開始,我們是三得利,哈,請多指教!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAc8BMhACVRy 維尼
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「指教!」哈利轉頭,「到底要停在介紹環節到什麼時候?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAUyG8Z7jP76 維尼
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「我很熟桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection116PENANApDM9KKAB5E 維尼
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「喔莫名其妙就開始了嗎?是的,三木桑來自日本,也曾寫過段子,想必對故事相當熟悉。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAXm8byBXR8G 維尼
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「不是,因為我就是桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAz0Ti0yeKzL 維尼
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「呵呵,三木桑你愛說笑,桃太郎是虛構的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAkMNwKqcu0i 維尼
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「違うな⋯⋯全く違う。現在大家說的故事,跟我寫的不一樣,一開始。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAf1x8KFv026 維尼
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「桃太郎的作者是你嗎?」哈利花了五秒才消化搭檔文法錯誤的語句。8964 copyright protection116PENANA6v6ULLk0Oy 維尼
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「所以桃太郎不是童話而是你的自傳?」是的。8964 copyright protection116PENANAcdmWaDobPV 維尼
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「所以你真的是從桃子裡面生出來的?」是的。8964 copyright protection116PENANAcBTRPKyzij 維尼
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「所以你真的帶了狗猴子和雞去鬼島?」是的。8964 copyright protection116PENANAVqUbxUiakQ 維尼
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「不要一直講是的啊。」哈利忍不住吐槽。8964 copyright protection116PENANAMa0hlb8WqD 維尼
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「我是鬼子。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAKy0kJbDdal 維尼
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「你是鬼生的孩子?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAG9YQRJ4BTB 維尼
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「沒錯,媽媽是鬼,爸爸是人。後來我出生後,島民怪我血統不純,說我不配待在島上,就把我裝進桃子丟到海裡。然後我就漂啊漂漂啊漂⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection116PENANAn3JIjSZa9r 維尼
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「沒錯,奶奶就把我撿回家,還說什麼神的恩賜,其實根本不是這樣。」8964 copyright protection116PENANATOTWtY01iT 維尼
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「可是,為什麼是桃子?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAAYEsxteT1h 維尼
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「你知道鬼跟桃子有一樣的地方嗎?」哈利搖頭,「首先,桃的日文叫もも,」舉起左手,「鬼叫おに。」舉起右手,「你看,もも和おに,聽起來是不是很像?」做出抓奶動作。8964 copyright protection116PENANA2TQblWjQD7 維尼
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「我也可以抓嗎?」哈利躍躍欲試。8964 copyright protection116PENANAd3KoQDc2E6 維尼
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「好啊你來⋯⋯」三木招手,結果哈利反被巴頭。「太猥褻了吧!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAuDiBrYMGsT 維尼
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「你也知道,」哈利撫著頭,「而且那兩個根本不像。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA0bVlsel1oT 維尼
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「你念快點就很像啦!」三木快速念出一連串的もも,接著在O音鬼轉おに。8964 copyright protection116PENANAWTgw0mrZnC 維尼
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「少囉嗦欸,你知道桃在日本象徵什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAn8P5wKLu08 維尼
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「不止,桃子被認為有驅邪的力量!特別是用來對付鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAlZHsib11eb 維尼
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「哦,原來桃子不只是好吃,還是鬼的剋星?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAAnGfCrDe72 維尼
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「沒錯!所以鬼很討厭桃子,那時候島民怪我麻煩,要怎麼把我處理掉不知道。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4ouHn249rX 維尼
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「既然這麼討厭,那他們是怎麼把你塞進桃子裡的?」8964 copyright protection116PENANASn7zDnmFtD 維尼
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「是的,真的好噁心欸!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAaHYfOrjnPR 維尼
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「這件事要從我準備去鬼島的旅行開始說起。那時候我帶著粟団子(あわだんご),想找夥伴一起打鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAxSd8cxvBf9 維尼
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「對對對,這時候狗、猴子和雞就出現了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAxKbPJXNBMU 維尼
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「是的,我先遇到一隻狗在甲賀郡,牠脖子上綁著一條領巾,有山城圖案的。我拿出団子,狗吃完說:『哼,団子不錯吃,但我可不是普通狗。』」8964 copyright protection116PENANAT2op7fK2i8 維尼
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「不是普通的狗?那牠是什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA22zwOOQn7W 維尼
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「牠說牠聞得出來鬼的味道,還知道我是半鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAH9uSrANbgS 維尼
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「接著我又遇到了一隻猴子,牠也有綁著領巾,只是圖案變成雲。牠一樣吃掉我給的糰子,說:『我可是鬼島情報頭子,一眼就看出你有鬼族血統!』」8964 copyright protection116PENANAsHBlKP3TpY 維尼
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「最後遇到了一隻雞,牠身上沒有綁任何領巾,但閉起來的右眼有刀疤。狗和猴子一看到牠,叫我趕快把団子拿出來,還要土下座不能看牠吃東西。雞吃了団子後,說如果想牠加入,要通過一個試驗。」8964 copyright protection116PENANABdpiw2Xm3d 維尼
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「雞說了一個故事:『從前從前,有一個住在村裡的窮人,他每天辛苦種田,唯一的朋友是一隻紅色羽毛的雞叫『金金』,因為牠的羽毛在陽光下閃閃發光,就像黃金一樣,所以窮人取這個名字給牠。』」雞的名字怎麼聽起來有點色色的?8964 copyright protection116PENANADUq8Fiorm0 維尼
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「有一天,窮人到河邊打水,不小心滑倒了,金金掉進河裡。他正要跳下去救雞的時候,突然冒出一位神仙從河裡。祂問:『你掉的是這隻金金(きんきん),還是這隻銀銀(ぎんぎん)呢?』請問,金金きんきんぎんぎんどっち?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAyqKA7yYfBD 維尼
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「是きん⋯⋯不對,是金金。好難念!」8964 copyright protection116PENANARSX2GwFhAV 維尼
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「沒錯,窮人說:『都不是,我掉的是我的好朋友金金。』神仙聽了,十分喜歡他很誠實,除了金金還給他,還把きんきんぎんぎん都一起給他,從此,窮人便成了有錢人,過著幸福快樂的日子!おめでとうおめでとう。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAGUtVt6rPkc 維尼
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「就是把金金きんきんぎんぎん都念正確!」好無聊!8964 copyright protection116PENANAgBlrekaLCn 維尼
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「在通過師匠(ししょう)的考驗後,我成為了忍蛋。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAte6FKRe9fY 維尼
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「等等,雞居然是獸忍嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANATDQQIsmiRR 維尼
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「當然啦,牠們都是忍者村的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAn2h2qHhgxc 維尼
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「狗跟猴子也是?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAkFAjTlVP11 維尼
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「是的,狗是甲賀,猴子是伊賀。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAFQQIRCgFDd 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAJNmQ0xvYG2
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「這兩個忍者流派不是水火不容嗎?為什麼牠們都聽雞的話?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAuLHfpPTxTq 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAa6SIs2hkFB 維尼
「因為雞也是他們的師匠。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAxPxfBWO8JD 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAW90Eq4buLt 維尼
「太狂了這雞。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAio74H2Epg8 維尼
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「總之,狗和猴子好像也是牠派來的。所以這三隻就跟我一起去鬼島。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA7maomvNhZV 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAygeNH8OgQL 維尼
「然後準備大戰一場,對吧?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAkTN0GJpPzU 維尼
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「才不是,一到鬼島,鬼王看到我就喊:『ももちゃん!』」8964 copyright protection116PENANAL3JwOJZ9YQ 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAu3t2WRbRRK
8964 copyright protection116PENANApCubbP0hOz 維尼
「為什麼叫得那麼親密啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANA3985MTKSlK 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAEKsaKnOBaA 維尼
「因為我是他們丟掉的小孩啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANABvmlS83Ed4 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAdJSx30ESqH 維尼
「鬼王直接認親?」8964 copyright protection116PENANARbr1cYbceI 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANA4aVu48XTuw 維尼
「對啊,當場抱住我,說:『這些年你去哪了,我們很想你啊!』」8964 copyright protection116PENANAI001THEic5 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANARQOrvKohEz 維尼
「等一下,鬼族不是說你血統不純才丟了你嗎?怎麼還會想你?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAqvlW1RmVOb 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANA8JPez0GCMA 維尼
「因為他們發現,像我這樣的半鬼,正是證明人鬼友好。所以當我回去時,他們都很高興。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4SDopjwQg1 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAD5Ac1OojWX 維尼
「所以你們就談和了?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAVyxmZg6VdN 維尼
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「對,狗給方法,猴子講話,雞就像大將一樣站在後面啥也不說,最後鬼族就和村子簽了和平協議。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAEdPleXPWbb 維尼
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「那村民怎麼會以為你打贏了鬼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAfTKrdX7tKu 維尼
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「因為我帶了特產回去,村民就覺得這是我搶來的,說我是英雄。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAujkAomhSPI 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA1jUouSie0s
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「所以這個打鬼傳說根本是誤會啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAXgfJWOpFlp 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAtMNtrkqEin
8964 copyright protection116PENANAVLdLtwDRB3 維尼
「沒錯,我根本連刀都沒拔出來過!」8964 copyright protection116PENANA27OyJMIkvl 維尼
「一毛不拔!」8964 copyright protection116PENANArh9tf8inre 維尼
「你說什麼?」三木狐疑。8964 copyright protection116PENANAeCeFNvAfUv 維尼
「沒事,剛剛那個沒中。太妙了,不費一兵一卒,你根本就是袁方!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAHWXa760meG 維尼
「聽不懂,他是誰?」8964 copyright protection116PENANARTNhNc5jUz 維尼
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「也沒中。」哈利咋舌,「總之今天三木桑告訴我們,遇到紛爭不是靠武力,而是透過談判獲得和平結果。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAtrRf75X8Bp 維尼
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「聽不懂,我沒有去談判?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAiTKh1LDo5X 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAnSjYm4indP 維尼
「對對,多虧了GOUST、MAKIYO和雞場,擁有一個強力後援才是最重要的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAZqKuDwvd9r 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAeovARAslrm 維尼
「聽不懂,りしれ供さ小?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAdawo5o7qFi 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAeVsIRbqUOc
8964 copyright protection116PENANAs95FIKldOp 維尼
「GOUST是狗思,就狗的謀略,猴因為是靠牠的辯才,所以是monkey口,雞場就氣場⋯⋯」見現場氣氛冷靜,哈利尷尬說,「對,我在說諧音梗。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAuJzhE0xo7v 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAnoqoXY3q0F
8964 copyright protection116PENANAEK4OnH7HCA 維尼
「不好笑ね。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAIXnRRC2D4u 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAyQrKlSFHmN 維尼
「是是是,和平大使桑。不過啊,如果是我,我肯定不是什麼桃太郎。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAAivnpYYEQZ 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANA4AQ1xCFV7K 維尼
「那你是什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAe4O7uRXGN4 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAFtjwb6O43Z 維尼
「我是逃太郎,逃跑的逃。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAtwc1xmG5vN 維尼
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「逃太郎?這聽起來就很沒志氣啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANArORGq0qHH0 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA7dCFoqqS2k
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「志氣高才會出事啊,這麼高摔下來不就死很慘?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA0iKEFh7Iru 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAc3b19VvGXy
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「你用降落傘?」8964 copyright protection116PENANApfjjdMzxc8 維尼
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「喂~只是比喻噢。」哈利拍搭檔的肩,「所以你看我才那麼矮,做人就是要低調。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA5JVe1XiZVz 維尼
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「那你叫矮太郎好了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA1VHqXY5W3c 維尼
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「好難聽,這樣我出去還怎麼找對象?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA1eHVnoXEcC 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAa5JvhTiaRR 維尼
「你不是有輝夜姬了嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAVkAL1BIKxt 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAqdZc28n1zs 維尼
「欸對,我忘記我還在演逃太郎。」哈利猛然想起。「總之,人生安全第一啊!你從桃子裡生出來,我不一樣,我是從椰子裡滾出來的,還被一堆土匪追著跑。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAUfuG696vmW 維尼
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「那你怎麼活下來的?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4xpXGGXE0e 維尼
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「簡單啊,因為撿到我的爺爺家是浪浪之家。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAyVdOQuggO4 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAJhFhAuo5DX 維尼
「那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAXjoUQUbmim 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANACv4D8ZsWTF
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「就是收留流浪動物的地方,家裡有鶴、一寸法師、小白狗,還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAMVpt4jsKXW 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAFH983PRnN0
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「黑白供,那不是其它的故事嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4vSp3XcjTC 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAn3mTQKJpmm 維尼
「不是說我的版本不一樣嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAsaonF7VfmL 維尼
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「所以《鶴的報恩》是雞,《一寸法師》是猴子,那《輝夜姬》呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAEPbCFO8MxY 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAm9RlKMwEgS
8964 copyright protection116PENANAdoFAZWrWUh 維尼
「她是課金玩家才能獲得的稀有魔寵!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAww46zZt6Wz 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAaRMX0YgmR5
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「什麼東西亂七八糟欸。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA8B0rf7ikZy 維尼
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「因為小白狗被隔壁鄰居害死,牠的靈魂回來告訴我院子的枯木下有埋寶箱,挖出來後要把牠的骨灰撒下去,隔日櫻木就盛開了花朵,美不勝收。後來我們就靠箱子裡面的財寶幫鶴姊和一哥成立製衣工廠,以及收賞花門票。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA6ZWbg2HNIk 維尼
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「靠——夭,這是《花咲爺爺》吧?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAymsbaKMZX5 維尼
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「那天,一位浪跡天涯的動物商人造訪村裡,據爺爺說他手頭上有『稀有魔寵』。我因為好奇便跟著爺爺跑過去看,然後我們看到了關在籠裡的輝夜姬。當我詢問她如何使用力量時,她只有遙指天際。那一刻,我彷彿看到了月亮上灑下來的光輝。8964 copyright protection116PENANAG1XKvGaMjy 維尼
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聽商人說她是在一個機緣得到的稀罕商品,擁有這隻魔寵就可以瞬間翻轉人生。但看到身著素衣,淡漠無語的她,我只有一見鍾情,無論她擁有什麼力量都不在乎。於是我懇求爺爺,幾乎蕩盡家產將她從商人那裡買過來。8964 copyright protection116PENANAkBEDqU2Z61 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA0xhUZhK5HI
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成為我們家一份子的輝夜姬說,她其實是為了與我相遇才刻意被商人抓住,目的是為了要協助完成我的使命:討伐在鬼島上的鬼。可是我嚴正拒絕了這份要求。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAgSFwgLotr3 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA61njBFW2k6
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「你還是去打鬼比較好吧?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAhqvLGWWtFn 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAUHIMbSHRZV
8964 copyright protection116PENANAJ1Gx6axiqR 維尼
「怎麼可能,我只會打折。」哈利臉呈無奈。8964 copyright protection116PENANAkdgnm5x8Zj 維尼
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「什麼意思?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAIE630fLf0Z 維尼
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「你沒聽過嗎?打折打折,被打到骨折。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA8npYrm47xV 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAjmBZGmRArM
8964 copyright protection116PENANAxIlTFJOChs 維尼
「你好遜欸!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAay5jfg5U8q 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA28i74NTw1T
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「遜又如何?我可是還有個跑折角的技術!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAtnG48Uuqtz 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA7I8rhUNDcV
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「聽起來好像數學。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAJjlplZZIIf 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA4tKJMI8Fpx
8964 copyright protection116PENANA9eUKukTJec 維尼
「沒錯,這是一種幾何逃跑學問,堪稱藝術!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAPM38mnYQ2M 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAT6VSKs7nhO
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「讓夥伴幫忙呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAF5dpoLAIMA 維尼
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「不要!」哈利一臉厭惡說,「那麼危險,我夥伴沒什麼戰鬥能力的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAOXV0lJeqQ5 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAzhI3QMyseP 維尼
「一寸法師不是會打架嗎?而且還有鬼の小槌(オニのコヅチ)。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAkKBvFnyeqp 維尼
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「哥哥的公主騎?三木好色!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAFCDJUMOniW 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAzLssYb2tnt 維尼
「是鬼的槌子啊!」三木指著哈利,不屑地對觀眾說,「笨蛋欸。」8964 copyright protection116PENANASrYZckbCuY 維尼
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「我又不懂日文⋯⋯」哈利委屈,「還沒上島打鬼,他怎麼會有鬼的小槌?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAyiUEgbAf20 維尼
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「你還有輝夜姬。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAZz5HxDkqm0 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAtPQqGZEgz4 維尼
「讓女人保護我像話嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAfQNkDlumJs 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAZh81falVyJ 維尼
「そうですね,結果呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAqaVpXFYudd 維尼
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「我聽奶奶的話,去學校讀書了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA1Uv7klWSOt 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAmG2lGUYOh0 維尼
「靠夭欸,幹嘛讀書?去打鬼呀!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAr94X00pVLH 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAqawNxAXRiD
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「知識就是力量。」哈利露出二頭肌。8964 copyright protection116PENANAV0DHtUdmOh 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAH49VOcFgxK
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「你學了什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAf2R079wXjS 維尼
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「學刺青。」マジで?8964 copyright protection116PENANAdxbHXDue2y 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAp77vqliod4 維尼
「因為一哥用針,所以當刺青師傅也是合情合理。」8964 copyright protection116PENANArAdx1cM3vR 維尼
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「後來呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAErpjycMcND 維尼
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「技術學會後我就在學校創立社團,開始用刺青賺大錢!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAPkbOD99fyH 維尼
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8964 copyright protection116PENANAy1tN0LuFlH 維尼
「そうですね,可以賺很多錢。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAYKNPNQfaVX 維尼
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「是吧,三木桑有想過刺青嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAhoAauoF2bT 維尼
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「有想呢,但我怕痛。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAI3rqVj2ujy 維尼
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「沒事,我們『刺逃』標榜的就是無痛刺青。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAn7yzX0L22B 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAZf7dRCGlV4
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「你是說台語的『𨑨迌』嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAYq4SCpmnhq 維尼
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「對呢,不愧是住三重的三木桑,學台語比中文好呢。」8964 copyright protection116PENANALs6QjvnXrV 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAYoUuTgOcnS
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「謝謝誇獎,那我來試一下好了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAoTbehL40mi 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAL5vbUzXB6P
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「嗯嗯,那我們先來簽合約喔。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAxhGshWdUAl 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAxn45iO9I9R
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「簽合約?」三木忽然有種即視感。8964 copyright protection116PENANADtgGx0EPre 維尼
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「對的,刺青失敗要自己負責的合約。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAaf0pJtncbl 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAK6a176YM86
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120Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7d6baNyU7
8964 copyright protection116PENANAP5ok2rQj2s 維尼
「你先簽嘛。」哈利遞出。8964 copyright protection116PENANAvLDMWSfipd 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAVhZUlYEfbd
8964 copyright protection116PENANAtq1wqdC6vd 維尼
「我簽好了。」三木遞回。8964 copyright protection116PENANAU0DcQrOXPb 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANACm5mWC3MaT
8964 copyright protection116PENANAiPDmKEfYeF 維尼
「太好了刺失敗不用負責了——」哈利拿著文件轉圈圈。8964 copyright protection116PENANAqiKYY3llDn 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAylyKlWg87W
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「不對吧!你要負責的吧!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAk22sYQGTy1 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA62ixgeVHWp
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「好,我們有三種刺青方式,針、雷射還有烙印可以選喔。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAYTGWiz9FOW 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAojEpyPyXsi
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「等等?這是我的段子啊!啊——」哈利拿了鐵烙直接壓在三木胸口。「幹你娘!我不是豬啊。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAV2rSEcplZB 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAiaH1JrNLzr
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「好吧,那你想選哪個?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAYV5xdOApal 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA6xDkzzfQvf
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「雷射吧,」三木揉著胸口,「感覺蠻先進的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAvVuNWITHEd 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANACj3BB59tPQ
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「那你想選什麼圖案呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAeXdwCsTseC 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANApUSoXK9sOw
8964 copyright protection116PENANAEbmpx55Ghq 維尼
「嗯⋯⋯兇一點的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAdJlHvdaemd 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAwBsYr3VlPc
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「那你覺得桃子怎麼樣呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA0s2Qya1C6f 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANApH0hbKUAwB
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「太兇了太兇了!」三木直揮手。8964 copyright protection116PENANAuUyJpSNZ0a 維尼
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「啊,我忘記對你來說那跟蟑螂一樣。」三木直搗頭,「那,刺鬼怎麼樣?」8964 copyright protection116PENANABxBayLh5hS 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA4n0vPs89gw
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「不錯喔,我想刺紅鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAts7Ku6SQZv 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAifj0Zaqaj2
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「色鬼,懶鬼,小氣鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAO1sGPS31mY 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAVVjFU3GtRZ
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「你是不是在罵我?」8964 copyright protection116PENANADvLkYwCyHx 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAjyF2Nbe9l5
8964 copyright protection116PENANAFjT9oaO5Rd 維尼
「錯覺喔,那刺字好嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAxlo4ykOavo 維尼
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「いいね,很多外國人都有刺字。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAx9rMeBIk8k 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAvOEcb1jJQa
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「左手刺清,右手刺清,右腳白,左腳白,合起來就是清清白白。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA0dycCo6sxE 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANApel8SJx2Pe
8964 copyright protection116PENANAgtZCuEB7fT 維尼
「此地無銀三百兩!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAioYINGWY6G 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAQjWrQEK4OM
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「你居然知道這個成語?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAPNEF9iL1PT 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAcdzycGMOK8
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「女兒跟我說的。」三木叉腰一臉自豪。8964 copyright protection116PENANAlE5ykRm3YH 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAoiluXcPhbK
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「那刺個悲傷情歌?」8964 copyright protection116PENANANCJZQVuNYg 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAViAZ8lh0Si
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「譬如?」8964 copyright protection116PENANASfEad7QADM 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAhnytWC3Jla
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哈利請三木側身,作勢在他背上寫著:『你說你,想要桃,偏偏老闆給辣椒』接著用力拍了背一下。「的刺青你覺得如何?」8964 copyright protection116PENANARkZZOG4zbq 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAAAgkLOApVd
8964 copyright protection116PENANAe3c4PHHNig 維尼
「好痛!這首歌我聽過噢,你唱錯了吧?瞧不起我嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANARVx8bR2S2o 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAIhuZ8aEPcF
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「好嘛,不要生氣了。」哈利轉頭囁嚅,「所以我才討厭日本人⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection116PENANAd7o6Re85o5 維尼
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「你知道你臉上黏著麥克風,我聽得到嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAX239VbbC6k 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAZd41qhAIfW
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「那你到底想刺什麼?」哈利一臉歉笑。8964 copyright protection116PENANAWplHLg84Tf 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAKifT7YICCX
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「我剛剛說刺紅鬼了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANALYiHGYP2mP 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAa1UtnKoNwV
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「好的,你想刺哪裡?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA7ICUm2ACM9 維尼
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「那就手吧。」伸出,手心朝下。8964 copyright protection116PENANA67ifRDkzMD 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAObJOu5YVli
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哈利牽起,開始發出嗡嗡聲,然後他抬起頭左右顧盼,三木見狀也跟著一樣動作,過了幾秒一起往臉前一拍。8964 copyright protection116PENANACHtkc6GM2b 維尼
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「沒打到。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA1fPrNHtyR6 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA6AGRTzJHHa
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「你房間很多蚊子ね。」8964 copyright protection116PENANADc93kCj4EW 維尼
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「抱歉抱歉,我開一下捕蚊燈。」哈利哼起音效音。8964 copyright protection116PENANAeAWiVZf8q2 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAOXdyD24J9R
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哈利發出烤肉聲,刺青正式開始。8964 copyright protection116PENANAH6prDmEFYR 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA5DJm6if4AC
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「好了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAPSkiYJDj7G 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA5rARisl8cX
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「好快!真的不痛欸,技術很好,紅鬼也看起來很兇。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAlVOnZp6RIG 維尼
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「當然,我有仔細觀察太田生氣的樣子。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAVO5L0vNkKE 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAuUfg0nq3jY
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「你是刺太田的臉噢!」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4Rv322wDpk 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAs2sHZAjr9b
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「對啊,這樣你把手舉起來就可以說漫才了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAOQ1wQO8Np4 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAml7CCFrmYq
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「我太喜歡講漫才了吧!」8964 copyright protection116PENANABq1bZly8jC 維尼
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「這就是我們店裡的客製化服務,讓客人來刺上屬於他的夢想,逃離現實的綑綁。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAdEvtUSVQNX 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANARV1fiWMwfD
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「你才沒有,搞不懂你們這樣為什麼有生意。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAFfnJCNQnyX 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAaTaE64fnh9
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「你想吃生魚片?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAtkIN85ZOyY 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAZHl7SH9GYk
8964 copyright protection116PENANAReQjoMNx7d 維尼
「沒有!我是說生意,怎麼聽的?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA0BOBG2moZP 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANABg9bR6sfn7
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「你日本腔很重會聽錯。當然了,這有賴輝夜姬的功勞,有很多男生是為了她而來的。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAa3qdGCevG4 維尼
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「果然看板娘很重要。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAvnoyacZZPT 維尼
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「因此,在我們多方經營下,逃家成為了當地的財富象徵。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAaoJCV11i6o 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAFUPewitNEd
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「有這麼多錢,真的不需要打鬼了。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAVi671C3HUL 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAQPjBf7RTlQ
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「然後我們暑假旅遊的目的地是鬼島。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAqtnIVVErqe 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAjz8gLxYEGs
8964 copyright protection116PENANAfr9vDgQ2mV 維尼
「你們還是去了啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANApI98NJtlAy 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAascNXM9lPI
8964 copyright protection116PENANATziSnBcPyO 維尼
看著哈利整理行李的動作,三木意識到一件事。8964 copyright protection116PENANAaEw1ch49Fh 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAWXdygcGoA8
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「不對,鬼島上面不是很多鬼嗎?為什麼你們會想去那裡?」8964 copyright protection116PENANApZwa5XzQOw 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAHIjHAhPcAs
8964 copyright protection116PENANAfI7xxrTKBE 維尼
「好像是輝夜姬的盛名傳到島上,就邀請我們去幫他們刺青。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAoIGgpdcq0H 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAgV0aXcffwy
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「一群色鬼。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAQmuW3Jmq5P 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANARmMhqwsZNY
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「殊不知,這正是鬼族所設下的陷阱,目的要剷除天敵,便是我,逃太郎!」哈利將尾句語氣加重,雙眼睜大看著主鏡頭。8964 copyright protection116PENANAQ9k9blSLIf 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAlNfy4KWLhP
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「然後你們就開始打架?」8964 copyright protection116PENANA8gNDc4RGeE 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAof7VeJRRfK
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「別開玩笑了,一隻只會縫紉的鶴,因為刺青工作眼睛開始有點老花的一寸,已經變成鬼的狗加上表明不參戰的輝夜姬。這支鬼滅隊也太弱了,我怎麼打?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAYovPha2TIC 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAwPzyVGXcWx
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「輝夜姬為什麼不幫你?」8964 copyright protection116PENANArmv1pTj07i 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAcjJHcA2Azg
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「她說她不能參戰,如果使用力量的話,打鬼她怕會變成『暗光族』。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAWxauCLwSuq 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANA9FTjDI4Q2R
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「暗光族是什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANALiWhdGevGf 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAScsZe6uvBl
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「你不知道?就是月光會被烏雲遮掩,導致鬼都看不到我們,這就叫黑暗兵法!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAncZBQYTVdK 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAfwzQ5Z1DX1
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「那不就一樣是逃跑嗎!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAVkOXjqKepR 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAYCfAa6JkmR
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「別說得那麼難聽,這叫轉進。而且,你知道弄在鶴姐身上叫什麼嗎?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAvTZ9zmArCb 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAIY8ZIidRhd
8964 copyright protection116PENANAdQbBbDdGN0 維尼
「叫什麼?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAB5bMtdxwmH 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAQg6sxLA4wp
8964 copyright protection116PENANAlFLPeQtSiP 維尼
「叫『暗光鳥』。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAcvEys8WOsQ 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAwJXf3PfV5i
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「台語聽不懂。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAajf3GB9EsM 維尼
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「就是熬夜的意思⋯⋯」看搭檔露出殺人表情,他連忙打圓場,「前面我開玩笑的啦,她說她使用力量的話,會導致月球很靠近地球,到時這裡會變成沒有陸地的星球。」8964 copyright protection116PENANACrYTzyTBbV 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAn7LRrDNp3h
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「怖い!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAed9t8dB2K8 維尼
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「沒辦法啊,所以我才成了逃太郎。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAHXmJr4Jn8Q 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANASlpK9oElNC
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「你要戰鬥啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANA4yna5n3IZ4 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAFMXckg2mQD
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「戰鬥?別鬧了,活到最後的人才是贏家。」8964 copyright protection116PENANA791lBzQBvd 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAZdXIvzX3nz
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「所以你們逃出鬼島了?」8964 copyright protection116PENANACh8f2l79FY 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANAAzyo5Wgnd6
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「過程驚險萬分。有次我不小心被鬼王跟他的隨從包圍,想說死定了,說時遲那時快,一堆狼牙棒從四面八方殺過來,我一直閃躲,不小心把放在口袋的家裡鑰匙掉出來,喊著:『要死掉了』!」8964 copyright protection116PENANA7ppc04qicJ 維尼
120Please respect copyright.PENANATyrlKQ1a6t
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全場鴉雀無聲。8964 copyright protection116PENANAuC4gC6iTzl 維尼
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「不好笑的諧音禁止。」8964 copyright protection116PENANAE661Yg4ecI 維尼
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「我覺得蠻有趣的啊。」食指互碰。8964 copyright protection116PENANAaBW4eByDoF 維尼
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「從頭逃到尾,你這個人真是徹底沒有英雄氣概啊!」8964 copyright protection116PENANAGqkgLNWq8d 維尼
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「喂,我這是現實主義,懂嗎?人生最重要的是活著回來吃飯!」8964 copyright protection116PENANANR8qpRc1ZX 維尼
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「所以你每天都在跑,最後呢?」8964 copyright protection116PENANAFRXn1O2Jj7 維尼
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