"所以,"史考特坐在諸伏家的客廳,盯著穿著魔法少女裝的瑞穗,"為什麼今天是這身?"
"問貝爾摩德......"瑞穗生無可戀地說。
"說到貝爾摩德,"史考特拿出手機,"她給我發了一個資料夾,叫《我家妹妹是最可愛的》......"
"刪掉!快刪掉!"瑞穗撲過去搶手機。
"但是裡面有幾張拍得不錯......"
"哥哥!"
"特別是那套FBI制服......"
"住口!"
高明端著茶進來,看到的就是這樣一幕:39Please respect copyright.PENANAB0igSP9JuD
小小的瑞穗騎在史考特脖子上,試圖搶手機,魔法棒不斷敲打著哥哥的頭。
"啊,"高明淡定地說,"兄妹感情真好。"
"オーイ!諸伏警部!"瑞穗欲哭無淚。
就在此時,門鈴響了。
"我去開......"高明話沒說完,貝爾摩德已經從窗戶跳了進來。
"來~"她興奮地舉著衣服,"今天是兄妹運動服系列!"
十分鐘後:39Please respect copyright.PENANAk8R1iCFm2h
- 瑞穗:迷你版FBI運動服39Please respect copyright.PENANAWVd111BMPx
- 史考特:同款常規尺寸39Please respect copyright.PENANA5IRgEhABR7
(連髮帶都是一樣的!)
"很配合嘛!"貝爾摩德拍手。
"都是你......"瑞穗瞪著哥哥。
"抱歉抱歉,"史考特摸摸她的頭,"但是這樣確實比較安全。"
"哪裡安全了!"
"至少沒人會懷疑,"史考特認真地說,"因為太誇張反而不像了。"
瑞穗:...... (這個理論有問題吧!)
接下來的日子更瘋狂了:
週一早上:39Please respect copyright.PENANAWvZj0AQP6n
史考特突然出現在學校門口。39Please respect copyright.PENANAowS5lRWOcu
"來,乖妹妹,哥哥送你上學~"39Please respect copyright.PENANAf9tNufZaa8
瑞穗(穿著水手服+貓耳):"你是來炫耀你沒有變小吧!"
週二下午:39Please respect copyright.PENANAvG0byzXeyS
案發現場。39Please respect copyright.PENANAXvZWqCp0Mg
"這個死法......"瑞穗正要開口。39Please respect copyright.PENANAd9L5PVvJts
史考特立刻摀住她的嘴:"小朋友不要說這麼可怕的話!"39Please respect copyright.PENANAPA4HIfGTOq
瑞穗:...... (你明明知道我是誰!)
週三晚上:39Please respect copyright.PENANAEPZqD7aXrL
補習班門口。39Please respect copyright.PENANASraVGBiKiE
"叔叔,"瑞穗看著史考特的偽裝,"你的鬍子歪了......"39Please respect copyright.PENANAFjQBWoDvKj
"噢!"史考特趕緊調整假鬍子,"這樣像嗎?"39Please respect copyright.PENANAoa7IMeKl8B
"像個可疑人物......"
週四早上:39Please respect copyright.PENANAObwqTcLI2g
"今天的便當是哥哥特製喔!"39Please respect copyright.PENANAm84x1v6ssK
瑞穗打開便當盒,發現裡面的食物全部切成了警徽形狀。39Please respect copyright.PENANAGr7vwUOOjV
"哥哥......"39Please respect copyright.PENANA8MMRxIswPj
"嗯?"39Please respect copyright.PENANAIayNNBf99l
"你是不是跟貝爾摩德學壞了......"
週五下午:39Please respect copyright.PENANAEqj9GXx77a
公園裡。39Please respect copyright.PENANAsgfbwmvYS3
"來,妹妹!"史考特拿出照相機,"這件兔耳裝真可愛!"39Please respect copyright.PENANAwoxBQOYmtU
"不要!"瑞穗躲在高明背後。39Please respect copyright.PENANAHhA0DXCAR7
"別害羞嘛~"39Please respect copyright.PENANAKEsFBpwJLS
"你絕對是要給貝爾摩德當素材吧!"
週六:39Please respect copyright.PENANAUHDrYOls9s
"瑞穗,"高明看著門外,"你哥哥好像在跟蹤我們......"39Please respect copyright.PENANAFnLtZgtoP9
瑞穗扶額:"他從貝爾摩德那裡學到了奇怪的技能......"
週日:39Please respect copyright.PENANAV0JNvGpwqh
"驚喜!"史考特拿出一本相冊,"這是這週的《妹妹日常》!"39Please respect copyright.PENANA6FsLKp7y1B
"哥哥......"瑞穗咬牙切齒,"你該不會......"39Please respect copyright.PENANAICCXEIwiz7
"已經發給貝爾摩德了!"
"砰!"39Please respect copyright.PENANAQaZZR11qUG
(瑞穗用魔法棒打了史考特的頭)
晚上,瑞穗躺在床上回想這瘋狂的一週。
雖然哥哥的做法很誇張,但是......總覺得很溫暖。至少現在,她多了一個可以分享秘密的親人。
就在這時,手機響了:39Please respect copyright.PENANAqaAgMJa4bI
"亲爱的妹妹:39Please respect copyright.PENANA511byutVoJ
明天要不要穿熊貓裝去上學?39Please respect copyright.PENANANcbZDedDu6
我也有一件喔!39Please respect copyright.PENANAIYZUCWI1iC
—— 你的笨蛋哥哥"
附图:史考特穿着熊貓裝的自拍。
瑞穗:...... 39Please respect copyright.PENANAFF70coYQgy
(這個被貝爾摩德帶壞的哥哥啊!)
而在某個角落,貝爾摩德正在製作:39Please respect copyright.PENANABCRFrGHMQD
《FBI最強兄妹的變裝日記》第一卷
看來,瑞穗的日子會越來越熱鬧了。
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