May 17, 2009271Please respect copyright.PENANAlcycNxhSsZ
To the outside world,271Please respect copyright.PENANAfItbqYyAXj
Eddy sent me somewhere interesting today. I woke up on this small hill staring up at a sky filled with cotton candy clouds. The only place I could see in the distance was a peppermint castle. In order to get there, a dark forest stood before me. The trunk of the trees were made of dark chocolate, but the leaves were licorice.271Please respect copyright.PENANAIM0Fc8Mign
I took a few bites of the trees as I followed a path made of rock candy. There were animals here, mostly these little caterpillars that curled themselves up when something approached them. I ate them when they did, because they looked and tasted like cinnamon rolls.271Please respect copyright.PENANAGrFxye2erm
After a little while, I came across a bridge. There was no troll thankfully, only fish made of jelly gum swimming around casually. I grabbed a handful of them out of the very fruity river, shoving them into my mouth as well.271Please respect copyright.PENANANkFK7FSGeR
Eddy appeared for a brief moment, giving me a vague warning like he usually does. "Saira? Oh dear! I should've told you to mind your appetite."271Please respect copyright.PENANAA7ehtvFMqw
"Why is that? You can't expect me to not eat candy when I see it."271Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9MfYSm0Mm
"It's no ordinary candy, darling. Here, indulging in these treats is considered quite the crime - death by sweetness, if you will. You're making the gummies wail, the chocolates weap, and the lollipops? Well, they lose their luster forevermore."271Please respect copyright.PENANAoySDSGoKtZ
"Yeah, I get it. I won't eat so much that I crash."271Please respect copyright.PENANAQVBVx3er75
Eddy sighed and flew away, almost acting like I still didn't understand. I turned my head slightly and noticed a beautiful deer, a doe made of milk chocolate. Hungry for a bite, a picked up a small jawbreaker rock, and threw it at the deer like a baseball. I aimed for the head, watching it curve and strike the leg instead.271Please respect copyright.PENANAF4E6Cb4YFS
Something spilled from it is wound. It looked like... no, it was... cherry syrup! It's a giant, chocolate cherry cordial! The deer tried to flee, but I caught up and tackled it down. I clawed through its hollow, chocolatey shell. Like a pinata, its syrup covered cherry organs spilled out before me.271Please respect copyright.PENANAclN829oJC9
It sounded like it was in pain, but I didn't care, it was just candy. I smashed my way through its head, its brain was another giant cherry, but its eyes were gumballs. I pulled them out of the sockets to save them for later.271Please respect copyright.PENANAf1nEtScX4r
Eventually, I ate the deer's entire upper body. I was too sugared out to eat the rest of it, so I just left it there.271Please respect copyright.PENANAuq6CNXRscN