Hello, once again. I am Captain Blackwhiskers, the feline pirate you have heard of before, accompanied by my crew, Martha, my fiance, and Bill, my "deadly weapon".
After my love looked for some land, she swam back to the boat. "Boys!" I alerted my crewmates as they brought down the net to get her. "I found some more land!" Martha gleefully shouted. "Can you locate it?" my dimwitted crewmate, Patrick, asked. Martha dove into the water again, guiding us to said land.
After twelve hours of tedious sailing and tiresome swimming, we found land. Patrick lowered the drawbridge with lots of force. Because Patrick is more of a "brawns" kind of fellow, we almost broke the drawbridge. I sternly glared at Patrick.
As we walked down, we were greeted by a delinquent cat. He wore a cap with a badge, geta (or footwear that look like them), and a torn trench coat, making his entire arms visible. He also had a twig in his mouth, which was added with a confident grin.
"Hello, or as we say it here, konnichiwa," the delinquent said. "I am Jotaro."
Jotaro. I've heard of a name like that, but I wasn't sure where I heard it from.
"Welcome to Japan," Jotaro greeted us. We were amazed at the scenery of Japan: there were skyscrapers piercing the clouds, the buildings were all so organized, and the nature here was indescribably great. But suddenly...
A hippo. Another one was here in Japan, but how did it even get here? It was surrounded with dogs, snakes and stickmen. It was the bear all over again. It started gnashing its horribly gigantic teeth at a building. The cats started running, screaming, and even panicking. Bill got his motorcycle, smiled, and zoomed right past us.
The spikes dug into the hippo's skin. It screamed in agony, crying. It starting chewing on his bicycle, his only weapon. He retaliated, making the hippo fall, its massive weight making a small shock wave. "You can thank me later," Bill smirked as he fixed his sunglasses.
"You're so awesome! I want to join you!" Jotaro requested, but I wasn't sure we could get him in. Sure, his outfit makes him look rebellious, but he doesn't really look like the type of guy who can fight. "You won't regret it if I join you," Jotaro said.
We made him join. He confidently walked on board with a prideful smile.
As we hurriedly left Japan, we were looking for another place to stay/invade. In a few hours, we arrived in Russia. It was gelid in here, and basically the only people who could tolerate this extreme temperature were Bill and Jotaro. Snowflakes dropped, making my crewmates look fascinated. Martha was about to faint of hypothermia. I was worried about her, so I tried to look for a place to stay. I tried to march through the extremely huge snow pile; it was the only way to get her to safety. But even I couldn't survive here. Russia seemed colder than I thought...
I saw a vision of a beautiful human who looked like she was wearing a jacket. Her eyes looked soulless, but her face implied that she was happy. Happy to see us frozen? or just to see us? She was riding atop a floating chunk of ice with a frozen cat in it. I could say she wants us dead.
My vision ended when I awoke in the less cold part of Russia. There was a village of cats greeting us in Russian. After that, they all suddenly ran away.
We looked to our left. We saw penguins and gorillas coming towards us. Bill was intimidated by them. "Let me handle this," Jotaro confidently said. As he walked near the gorillas and penguins, he summoned a beast. This beast furiously punched the penguins and gorillas, maiming them, making them faint. The beast disappeared. "Whoa!" Martha said in shock as she clapped. "How'd you do that?" I wondered.
"I did it ever since I was young," he replied. "I was born with it." My crewmates were amazed by this. "This is so frustrating. We can't even find a place to stay!" I whined. We went back on our ship, restless and hoping that we could find somewhere to stay. This ship is very uncomfortable to even nap in.
At another voyage, Jotaro made us set sail to Spain. Ah, Spain. The country that really amazes me.
We arrived in Spain. It looked like there was a bullfight going on in there. We went in to check. However, no one was even there. This seemed suspicious...
Two cats shaped like walls, covered in bruises and bites, came rushing at us. However, because of their slow speed, they could barely run. One of them panted, "Oh, the horror! Having forced to have worked here for years!"
I was concerned by that statement.
"The crocodiles and seals were too dangerous..." the other one said as he was desperate for some air.
Then the mayhem began.
A horde of fast crocodiles were crawling like they were spiders. They started chomping at us. Jotaro and Bill started attacking them. However, their attacks were being blocked by another seal.
Him again. Oh, no. How did he even get here?
Martha was smacking Sir Seal in his red furry face. He whimpered, but then soon started retaliating. More crocodiles rushed at us, followed by another seal. Me and my crew were focusing on one of the seals, knocking him back. Martha found it too hard to defend herself, and as a result, she blacked out. I stopped shooting cannonballs and ran to my love. "I hope you're OK," I wished. With brute force, my cannonballs were faster than any other attack we threw at them. After that, all the crocodiles and seals fainted.
We went to collect our booty: some money that the seals and crocodiles dropped. This infuriated me knowing that there was basically nowhere to stay.
But on the bright side, our adventures were heroic and fun.
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