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偷吃狗糧的流浪貓(散文小說集)
ISSUE #3
Author: 妍花／珉筆聊心／苡詩
偷吃狗糧的流浪貓(散文小說集)
Author: 妍花／珉筆聊心／苡詩
ISSUE #3
花痴診所
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我是外貌協會

也是個花痴

有一天,我在網上找到一間叫花痴診所的診所

在好奇之下,我去了位於沙田的花痴診所

診所裡面,全男班

到了診療室,我問醫生:花痴是一種病嗎?

醫生說:每個人都有他的青春期,花痴住在一個人的青春期裡面,要趕走花痴不容易

如果一個人不再青春,就不再是維持於花痴階段的人

我又問醫生:花痴是女生專屬的病嗎?

醫生說:到現在還沒有一種科學可以證明花痴是一種病,還有,男生也可以成為花痴的

我又再問醫生:識辨花痴需要作出身體檢查嗎?

醫生不厭其煩地回答:不用.只要做個心理測驗便可以

我把我遇見的帥哥的情況告訴醫生

我說我返工有幾個帥哥男同事，分別是SAM，姓冼的姓區的，姓麥的，SIN,AU,MAK,區生有女朋友，只餘下s和m，然後我想起了抖s和抖m,冼生是抖s，麥生是抖m，還有個很黃色的笑話，麥精

醫生說：無論是抖sm還是麥精，我都很想打你

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Last updated: Oct 23, 2024
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