天哪！我的代班丘比特是衰神！ - 試閱之一

早晨，上暑期輔導課的學生們三三兩兩地走進校門，忽然一聲驚天地泣鬼神的叫喊劃破了校園的寧靜。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyTiT8YvJx
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「呀啊啊啊啊啊！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbLe0OUQel
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尖叫的人是三年七班的文洛瓔，入學兩年每考必榜首的超級資優生。她給人的印象就是「整天面無表情，抱著厚厚的參考書追著老師問問題」，然而此刻她一面鬼哭神嚎，一面在校園裡沒命狂奔。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKco2hpdhOK
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看她暴走的樣子，讓人不禁懷疑學校是不是快要倒閉停課，或是某位老師失手刪除了她的學習歷程和成績。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wS5xBf8v7
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然而事實是，她只是想擺脫身後緊追不捨的男人。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTsNB8lhJUV
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「洛瓔！等我！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nIgVJSimS
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追逐她的人是跟她同班的方啟揚，也是銀月高中的校草。他把「淡定、優雅、風趣幽默」的人設全都丟在路邊，只顧卯足全力追趕前方的文洛瓔，因為用力過猛，清俊的五官嚴重變形，像極了狂犬病發作。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdBEC1Ao9D
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校園裡所有上輔導課、暑期社團活動的學生們，還有師長職員都被這幕驚得下巴脫臼：這是哪招？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7TLvAvCvr
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全世界都知道，文洛瓔和方啟揚從入學第一天開始就水火不容，一碰面就會吵起來，因此他們總是保持著安全距離，把對方當成隱形人。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH3fAdMFee
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然而他們現在卻公然在校園裡上演追逐戰，莫非方啟揚積怨太久終於爆發，決定動手幹掉死對頭？217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRpXgks2Yy
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為了避免發生血案，學務主任決定出手干預，「喂，方啟揚你在幹什麼？怎麼可以在校園裡追殺同學？喂，停下來！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BgfytuIcw
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於是追逐戰變成三個人：文洛瓔跑最前面，再來是方啟揚，最後是挺著肚腩跑得上氣不接下氣、連假髮都歪掉的主任。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFAGdO7rNW
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文洛瓔生怕被追上，回頭瞄了方啟揚一眼，卻不小心一頭撞上了一個剛練習完走出球場的棒球隊隊員。隊員手上的球棒脫手飛出，在空中轉了一圈就朝文洛瓔當頭砸下。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EdBmjiZDr
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「小心！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuM7lkYxZjf
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方啟揚飛撲上前，一把抱住文洛瓔閃開了球棒，然後兩人摔倒在地上。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJR7x7I2rgD
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「痛……」方啟揚頭昏眼花地爬起來，順手扶起文洛瓔，問著：「妳還好吧？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZCcLs3cRO
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「沒事……」文洛瓔一回頭，目光才剛跟他對上，就立刻又跳了起來，「啊啊啊……」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZMMxZmKAi
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正要開跑，方啟揚飛快拉住她：「妳到底為什麼要跑？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mDPnZP0rO
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「你給我放手！對女生動手動腳像什麼話！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6lvmVnFxC
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喘得快斷氣的主任及時趕到，硬是把方啟揚架開。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTAc7140i3
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「文洛瓔，他對妳做了什麼？不要怕，妳盡管說！」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzC232NrY3
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身為資優生，文洛瓔的腦袋向來抬得比別人高，此刻她卻怯怯地縮著頭，小聲說：「他，他叫我跟他結婚──」

「我就知道！方啟揚我真是看錯你了，居然對女同學用暴力……什麼？結什麼？」主任以為自己跑得太喘，聽力受損了。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq80RSy1RhB
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方啟揚點頭，「我向她求婚了。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsga4lw7MS6
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「你是電玩玩太多，腦袋壞掉了嗎？還是學生求什麼婚……」主任還沒發飆完，冷不防文洛瓔講完了下半句。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvrDKv6V7n
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「──我答應了。」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBLSY5zPzN
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「妳、什麼？」主任開始懷疑自己掉進了異世界。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB63xqrsq55
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方啟揚問：「妳既然答應，為什麼要跑？」217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaENlWA1WXP
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文洛瓔原本就很紅的臉，現在更是紅得快炸開。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaHn82UPtu
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「因為……太害羞了……啊啊啊啊啊！」她掩面又跑了。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yAWzkY7KX
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「等我！」方啟揚又追上去了。217Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvW5dh5SW1
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現場只留主任和被撞翻的棒球員風中凌亂：這到底什麼狀況啊？