06. 溫拿才不會花時間做這種奇怪的事
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這星期,我們不斷在討論、蒐集道具和試錯間奔忙,放學後待在學校的時間,不知不覺變得比宅在家的時間還久。8964 copyright protection153PENANApxMAgQLwC8 維尼
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這樣的話我們是不是也變成溫拿了啊?8964 copyright protection153PENANAB38rOYGsbT 維尼
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「那是不可能的。」8964 copyright protection153PENANAKZlLeZQFIH 維尼
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「對啊,基本上溫拿才不會花時間做這種奇怪的事。」8964 copyright protection153PENANAF5dZtOcv9g 維尼
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說的也是。8964 copyright protection153PENANAfj85lijN5j 維尼
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難得北七又說出一次中肯意見。8964 copyright protection153PENANA6wKydA7gxI 維尼
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回到重點。在一切就緒之後,我們利用大家急著去社團所產生的──教室裡空無一人的時間點,迅速完成了場地布置。8964 copyright protection153PENANAUaFqHkD0Sd 維尼
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「好啦,那麼各就各位。」8964 copyright protection153PENANAyOkIqKBvh6 維尼
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聽到上課鐘響,我們拿好各自傢伙,在指定的任務地點等待。8964 copyright protection153PENANAsMZL54EjZC 維尼
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隔了一周,又聽見那陣吵鬧聲,因為挾帶私怨的關係,這次的聲音聽來格外讓人不爽。8964 copyright protection153PENANAmLOC1rlfGd 維尼
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當中或許還夾雜了對某三個廢物魯蛇的嘲諷,但這種事等等就不再重要了。8964 copyright protection153PENANAP8zudgSrzr 維尼
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社長帶頭走進教室,一度還擔心他們會發現有什麼奇怪之處。但因為燈關著、青春的喧嘩又太過吵雜的關係,布置完全沒被察覺。8964 copyright protection153PENANAQyx6FHwsWh 維尼
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等到全部人走進,我拿出拍戲時會用到的Action牌(應該是叫這名字吧?),隨後手勢一下──8964 copyright protection153PENANA4wsRiClWXN 維尼
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表演開始囉。8964 copyright protection153PENANAzX39ATeoQU 維尼
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首先,肥仔打開筆電,按下Enter,事先連線的投影機便自動開啟。8964 copyright protection153PENANAwebwcJok0f 維尼
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「嗯?三小?」8964 copyright protection153PENANAnWtIXOHlh0 維尼
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「大白天鬧鬼是在搞那齣啦?」8964 copyright protection153PENANASehuI5AErC 維尼
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沒發功就中目標的質疑聲湧現,趁他們還在茫時,我悄悄移動到教室後門。8964 copyright protection153PENANAPa1VHtyD8L 維尼
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一面忍著笑,一面在被發現前拉下藏在角落,長長一條延伸到天花板的釣魚線。8964 copyright protection153PENANAmAmxhEU54Y 維尼
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但可能是佈線弄得太長太複雜了。「他媽的!線怎麼拉不下去──」8964 copyright protection153PENANAdtr4KbxKeJ 維尼
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連拉了三次卻毫無動靜。我趕緊退開,用手機發出SOS求救。8964 copyright protection153PENANAEfDjfCFdvr 維尼
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於是,收到訊息而提早出場的北七,戴著墨鏡和口罩從掃具間上頭滑下,掏出一把空氣手槍(不是國王的新槍喔。)朝天花板射擊。8964 copyright protection153PENANAEVE1kSCXbU 維尼
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剛好射中釣魚線連接的地方,加上我灌注心意的最後一拉。吊在上頭的迪斯可球終於爆開。在電風扇幫助之下,裏頭大量的特製粉末吹散開來,刺鼻惡臭頓時遍布整間教室。8964 copyright protection153PENANAfpKGntQAYX 維尼
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「咳、咳……這怎麼回事?」8964 copyright protection153PENANAGc4q1P23j1 維尼
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「快從這裡出去!」8964 copyright protection153PENANAwHdsOSPSdn 維尼
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你們想得美勒。8964 copyright protection153PENANA3UddGv7lIl 維尼
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我拉起另一條線,牽動事先綁著的教室前門,無人接觸之下,門「碰」的一聲自動緊閉。8964 copyright protection153PENANATHoK4N9WMO 維尼
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原先秋的跟鬼一樣的溫拿們露出了驚慌失措的表情。8964 copyright protection153PENANAjSxIbWpYp8 維尼
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「鬼……有鬼嗚嗚嗚嗚──」8964 copyright protection153PENANAQlb2EUCkuQ 維尼
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不知是太臭還是抗壓性太低的關係,居然有人嚇到哭出來了啊。8964 copyright protection153PENANAJdqohMvU3G 維尼
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雖然在生活上,溫拿們有非常優秀的隨波逐流,照著潮流標準過活的能力,但狀況一旦超出預期,遵循的標準不再適用時,他們想要應對反而格外困難。8964 copyright protection153PENANAQLFtwAVGG9 維尼
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但就算有人哭了,我們還是不會放過你們的喔。8964 copyright protection153PENANAVV8prIBvQR 維尼
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就只能怪你們沒經歷過被追債,和被警察追的生活了。8964 copyright protection153PENANAKiOugDyNiB 維尼
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而畢竟,環境裡有大量粉塵的話會有爆炸危險,所以接下來──該灑灑水讓那些粉末沉降了。8964 copyright protection153PENANAgFRpttnfMe 維尼
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北七從掃具間拉出經我們改裝後,接著蓮蓬頭的加壓灑水器。8964 copyright protection153PENANARrhkjrFWIg 維尼
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有人發現他時,他先是伸手比了個讚,然後舉起噴槍一壓,水箱的內容物隨即化為幾道水線噴出。8964 copyright protection153PENANAZVMNxLiJJC 維尼
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除了使粉塵溶解,這場雨同時也把溫拿們淋得全身溼透。8964 copyright protection153PENANA3ZXvlGT57l 維尼
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效果還不只如此。8964 copyright protection153PENANADncjS1PwKO 維尼
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「──挖靠!這是什麼味道?嗚噁!」8964 copyright protection153PENANAxxSjOrLKLo 維尼
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「幹臭死了!這比剛剛的味道還臭啊!」8964 copyright protection153PENANAFEbwn9qG0F 維尼
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灑在他們頭上的不只是一般的自來水,裏頭還摻了我們上星期被迫回收的豆漿。照自製優酪乳的方式以老漿做底,每天倒進早餐店的豆漿才成功做出這用來破壞嗅覺,以及尊嚴的必殺武器。8964 copyright protection153PENANAqEQFahOFta 維尼
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趁他們寶著頭尋找掩護時,我留著後門沒關,趁亂躲到外頭廁所。8964 copyright protection153PENANArWhDNOTd45 維尼
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半分鐘後,聽見一陣從教室衝出的腳步聲,知道是北七成功引他們離開。於是我馬上溜回教室,並把肥仔從另一邊窗外拉進來。8964 copyright protection153PENANAwb9S4KxunL 維尼
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他把抹布丟給我,我們開啟自體加速,進行事後處理的工程。8964 copyright protection153PENANApfkDDibwAp 維尼
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急忙將所有受到波及的地方擦過一遍,同時拿除臭劑到處亂噴(也不知道有沒有用。)事後再照事先拍下的照片,將桌椅回復原樣。8964 copyright protection153PENANAx0yyVauFC1 維尼
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忍著過快的心跳完事,收拾好所有不該出現的道具,再把它們通通丟到窗外草坪。8964 copyright protection153PENANAj8Y8embNpZ 維尼
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翻身跳窗,幫肥仔爬出來後。掃具間外牆的植栽旁有事先挖好的坑。我們抓起鏟子,讓剩下的證據塵的歸塵,歸土的全埋進土裡。8964 copyright protection153PENANAAcPpY7nkpA 維尼
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「──呼,「之後應該都在計算內吧?只要北七沒北七到被他們抓住。」8964 copyright protection153PENANASAizObzhCt 維尼
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「不可能啦,警察騎車追他都跑的掉了,區區高中生是追不上那隻野狗的。」8964 copyright protection153PENANAOY5Jup93EB 維尼
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「也是吼,反正被逮到就全推給他。」8964 copyright protection153PENANAYaBvcPpJ7e 維尼
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和肥仔想著這種無良計畫,一路迂迴回電老二(電影研究欣賞社(二)的簡稱)社辦。8964 copyright protection153PENANA2F6WJlEoIo 維尼
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然後等了一陣,北七才風光地踏進社辦大門。8964 copyright protection153PENANAmPUI0gAvZh 維尼
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「成功啦嗚噗──!」我將整盤刮鬍泡派砸在他臉上。8964 copyright protection153PENANA9L6gmBCM6M 維尼
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「計畫成功啦!」8964 copyright protection153PENANAtPuLbpYzYl 維尼
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「終於──報仇成功啦!」8964 copyright protection153PENANAUwwQYGHWSz 維尼
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我們一邊互砸刮鬍泡,一邊興奮吶喊。直到玩累了才躺回沙發,但嘴角還是「呵呵呵」地笑著。8964 copyright protection153PENANA97CxnTp6Xz 維尼
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這下就了結了吧?8964 copyright protection153PENANAJdZ0YqsaKc 維尼
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雖然不是以光明正大的方式,但至少我們讓那些人了解了。8964 copyright protection153PENANAJa06CqA5xY 維尼
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就算他們是人生勝利組;在高中生間是多麼受歡迎。一旦踐踏了其他人本該擁有的尊嚴,那他們一樣得為了他們的輕蔑,付出相應代價──8964 copyright protection153PENANAafTXdxGAPB 維尼
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