17. 能不要破壞員工心中的美好幻想嗎?
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「我決定要來表演撒尿牛丸。」8964 copyright protection129PENANApXGwIESsjP 維尼
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和肥仔北七已經事先討論過,兩人沒再迸出其他有的沒有的意見,但班長跟腐女看來是聽得一頭霧水。8964 copyright protection129PENANAAnBrpZRAvW 維尼
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「你們就不能好好說明清楚嗎?」腐女問道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAa5QEPakUxQ 維尼
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「等等!你們能先說明一下那個撒…那個牛丸是什麼嗎?」班長則舉手問道。8964 copyright protection129PENANA78uUgpeXnR 維尼
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什麼?!8964 copyright protection129PENANAazLIptY7MA 維尼
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這年頭居然有人沒看過食神?8964 copyright protection129PENANA7fdVXdFTTp 維尼
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到底是她生活的世界太高尚所以沒聽過,還是其實是我們早已被時代留在過往呢?8964 copyright protection129PENANAlgNYmfBS5T 維尼
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「呃……撒尿牛丸指的是種以搗碎和攪和來創新的精神──」說明這東西尷尬至極,我不行了。「總之關於細節的部8964 copyright protection129PENANAMmnw1dCrBX 維尼
份,我交由肥仔做詳細說明。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAJp5Y7GaGpl 維尼
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隨便解釋一下後,趕緊把麻煩的工作甩給肥仔。8964 copyright protection129PENANAezpbSDdUcT 維尼
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「……好吧,牛丸的部分先不提,我先針對計畫的部分做解釋。」8964 copyright protection129PENANABoSiFPVUHm 維尼
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──隔了一周,在我們學校的社團辦公室裡,我們正與女方三人開會討論提案。8964 copyright protection129PENANAZr71r8H084 維尼
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雖然在門口接她們三個進來時,因被飢渴的男校人士注意到而發生不小騷動,不過這方面就先割愛不提。8964 copyright protection129PENANAL0Ov1iftIb 維尼
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北七幫大家打開投影設備,我站在一旁替肥仔控制簡報。8964 copyright protection129PENANAQXJgjZdb33 維尼
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「照當時和他們約好的條件,是以進場的總人數作為勝負依據。所以考慮到這點,我們計劃以表演配合攤販的方式,盡可能吸引最大多數人到我們這。8964 copyright protection129PENANAO7FXt5nItR 維尼
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「至於內容主題,主要就是配合鐵X尼號這部電影,進一步吸引曾看過電影的家長族群……」8964 copyright protection129PENANAheiGUA7UmU 維尼
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就這樣,肥仔說出了從我的靈感開始,三人構築出來的計劃大綱。8964 copyright protection129PENANAl3VVKMrlZh 維尼
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簡單來說的話,就是撒尿牛丸的概念進化版。8964 copyright protection129PENANA5d3SIiSB46 維尼
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同時做兩種活動,以二位一體的方式做為校慶時的成果發表。是種麻煩又沒人做過,但我認為唯一能夠成功的模式。8964 copyright protection129PENANALATJfdGYq6 維尼
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女方三人大概沒想到,看起來很混的我們居然做得出這種有板有眼的計畫出來。8964 copyright protection129PENANAOjHqQgxlXi 維尼
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不過,這只是因為有得全力打敗的對象罷了。8964 copyright protection129PENANATtwhet4AUi 維尼
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而三人驚訝過後,班長和腐女以專注的神情將簡報聽完。8964 copyright protection129PENANA0QXSNq39cQ 維尼
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「呃……規劃的部分大概就這樣,接下來在討論分工前。有人有問題嗎?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAoPb7gm9htQ 維尼
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「我有問題。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAgANKnNsgG1 維尼
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公主首先舉起手。8964 copyright protection129PENANAxt0qLASuhn 維尼
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「提案的內容聽起來是能吸引到人沒錯,但我們總共才六個人喔?有辦法兩頭兼顧嗎?」8964 copyright protection129PENANADrXZGl1SEY 維尼
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「關於這點,我想窮鬼有方法能夠解決──」8964 copyright protection129PENANAufbhWYl2fS 維尼
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「還有日程的問題。現在已經九月底了,你們校慶是在十二月中,只剩兩個半月要準備這些,時間真的夠嗎?我們可還有課業要顧。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAfS5hRZgNMX 維尼
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原本負責反對的腐女雖被搶走職責,但還是默默點頭贊同。而班長像覺得計畫不錯,但友人卻出聲反對,正在猶豫要支持哪一邊。8964 copyright protection129PENANA8kQPnx9f7B 維尼
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「……幹我不行了,窮鬼你來講。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAGB42HIiYTX 維尼
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肥仔果斷把鍋甩回給我。於是我站起來,看著公主說道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAiYFTpwzbi7 維尼
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「關於人力這點不用擔心,我口袋裡有準備好能夠幫忙的人手。」我說道。「至於日程太緊湊的問題──我倒覺得這本身不算問題,問題在於我們之後的效率。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAUsOw31y8tP 維尼
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「效率──」公主沒回話,換回腐女站上質詢台。8964 copyright protection129PENANAXa8GqNE1GS 維尼
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「說的是沒錯,但活動成功與否,建立在我們是否能維持高效這種事上,不覺得風險太大了嗎?計畫沒留任何喘息空間的話,實際進行時絕對會出錯的。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAxB2oWoJ4VF 維尼
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……看來也不是沒人有舉辦活動的經驗啊。8964 copyright protection129PENANA36fKKSBkb0 維尼
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「妳說的沒錯,一味要求效率而不預留時間的話很可能會失敗。但又說回來,如果我們不能像這樣多角經營的話,單憑一項是絕對拚不過那些溫拿王八蛋的。所以,我們不能因為有時間壓力,就放棄做出妥協。」我這麼解釋到。8964 copyright protection129PENANA5MAxHzQ4D4 維尼
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「不做出刪減──那怎麼保證活動不會因此失敗?」腐女又問。8964 copyright protection129PENANABQc8Cu8sBv 維尼
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「既然限制條件就擺在那,那我們就得在精神上做點改變。建立共同信念,來確保我們有足夠的意志來完成整個活動!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAjGFSuuINCM 維尼
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右拳半舉著,說出這種像直銷大會會說的話後,我打了個暗號給旁邊北七。8964 copyright protection129PENANAXsIOzqKnLR 維尼
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「如果不是所有人全心全意投注在此,活動八成會做不起來的喔~」北七以直銷大會中主持助理的語氣附和道。8964 copyright protection129PENANATpu5Zc2j8u 維尼
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女方三人聽到這,眼神不自覺和我們避開接觸。8964 copyright protection129PENANAvWUDZ95p5T 維尼
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果然哪──她們的心態跟我猜得差不多。8964 copyright protection129PENANAMezktyC3J3 維尼
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雖然同意合作了,但說到底,她們只是為了維持關係而在配合我們。對於這次和熱舞社的競爭,她們只知道原因,並沒有親自體驗過被羞辱的感覺,所以生不出同仇敵愾的心情和意志。8964 copyright protection129PENANAJMakDE425a 維尼
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……看來在正式開始前,有必要先讓她們了解啊。8964 copyright protection129PENANA2vHS6zF6V5 維尼
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只靠口頭說明的話絕對沒用。8964 copyright protection129PENANAPDZgdcnc9I 維尼
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「──好了,總之就希望大家都能盡心盡力。這部分之後有必要的話再改。現在先繼續討論分工吧。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAm2RcVZo1PD 維尼
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雖然什麼都沒改,但她們姑且同意繼續。8964 copyright protection129PENANA1c7Gv0cSUf 維尼
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分工部分回到肥仔主持,基本上和將來找工作時不同,我們是照著大家的意願及能力做出合適分配,並沒出現什麼爭議──8964 copyright protection129PENANActnSkGIOAC 維尼
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直到開始分配表演角色時。8964 copyright protection129PENANArSI1lDWXQd 維尼
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「再來是表演,主要概念是詮釋鐵X尼號裡,男女主角在客艙時所跳的舞。而在這,我和北七一致推薦公主──以及窮鬼擔任主舞。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAmYz2x5c8vt 維尼
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「等等──What?什麼時候有這種強迫任命的方式了?這跟說好的不一樣啊!」8964 copyright protection129PENANA6Zy0DrnGAw 維尼
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「這是基於集體的最佳利益所做的評估,絕對適才適用,所以你就接受吧。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAKLaWkB69gL 維尼
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「等一下、不行!我剛心裡還稱讚你們是不違背員工意願的良心企業,能不要破壞員工心中的美好幻想嗎!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAPy2xRIFSdt 維尼
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「這是基於集體的最佳利益所做的評估,絕對符合大家的想法,所以你還是接受吧。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAgmshTCsU07 維尼
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「……」8964 copyright protection129PENANAKyxAUKmfLe 維尼
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我仍想極力否決,轉頭打算叫還在生我悶氣的公主幫腔反對。8964 copyright protection129PENANAUTHK5nvkan 維尼
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本以為還在鬧彆扭的她也會開口拒絕,但轉身過去,只看到她表情僵硬,苦笑著、微微斜瞄向我的視線。8964 copyright protection129PENANABXJuYDxFP7 維尼
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兩手十指死命攥著、捏著自己的制服裙邊。8964 copyright protection129PENANA6ELtB8KD8A 維尼
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「我……我無論如何都會同意喔。」8964 copyright protection129PENANAXau5GR0otp 維尼
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說完。她接著說了聲抱歉,便起身跑離社辦。8964 copyright protection129PENANAFLWR2ElrTc 維尼
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北七和肥仔傳來具同樣含意的視線,但我只是愣在原地,完全動彈不得。8964 copyright protection129PENANAEgMb0cHMtq 維尼
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「那個!我、我跟腐女去找一下她!」8964 copyright protection129PENANAeSMMo7ZwUZ 維尼
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女方兩人也先傻住,然後才趕緊拿起書包,去追已經忍受不了的公主。8964 copyright protection129PENANAjRKhQrXVq6 維尼
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直到她們的腳步聲走遠。8964 copyright protection129PENANAA2DBZIsJs3 維尼
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「你真的還想繼續堅持?」8964 copyright protection129PENANAJfguRmwxzV 維尼
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肥仔問道。8964 copyright protection129PENANANw5nTkC0qz 維尼
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「……我不知道。」我回答他。8964 copyright protection129PENANASnlOn4JzLx 維尼
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我是真的不知道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAwIYcbYvvGA 維尼
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如果說──她那次的行為並非單純的酒後衝動的話。8964 copyright protection129PENANAI8sFNbRDLf 維尼
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如果說──她尋求接受、尋求依賴的心情遠比我想的還要熾烈的話。8964 copyright protection129PENANA7bxlXT4zBI 維尼
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如果說──她在這過程,就算遍體鱗傷也毫不在乎的話。8964 copyright protection129PENANA9D6rbu7PQH 維尼
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那麼,我是不是……是不是該捨棄那微小的自尊,作出讓步,以停止她那種不斷把尊嚴撕下、丟棄、再撕下,只為了讓我接受的行為呢?8964 copyright protection129PENANAxpgeaa3Zc5 維尼
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我真的不知道。8964 copyright protection129PENANAq8YdfehezX 維尼
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